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| 2006-11-21 16:08:47 |
afflicted |
"i got rid of my teeth at a young age, because teeth are for gay people. that's why fairies come and get them." - master shake |
| 2007-01-22 15:37:35 |
avuvy |
MC|Waldorf: hah... You'll never get me lucky charms!!! VROOoooommm |
| 2011-01-07 14:59:28 |
avuvy |
Escher: I think an elephant with a slowly decaying orbit is a lot more poetic |
| 2006-07-26 16:42:22 |
avuvy |
jb`bleh: i hear lots of banging |
| 2008-11-17 22:17:56 |
avuvy |
EscCantDance: I've learned to embrace mediocrity |
| 2006-06-22 15:31:00 |
avuvyJ0EX |
EscherWRK: I can crap for free! |
| 2005-12-07 16:35:35 |
blueblah |
<blueblah> if you're doing shots every 5 mins, maybe now isnt the time to seriously consider accepting a job offer <joebravo> hahahaha <MC|Waldorf> if my past has taught me anything, it's best to make life-changing decisions after several shots |
| 2005-12-07 16:59:59 |
blueblah |
<MC|Waldorf> yeah... 'tis a real skullfucker |
| 2005-10-13 11:45:03 |
blueroom |
<KingpinMC|Work> dicks in asses |
| 2006-03-07 20:56:26 |
blueroom |
<mc|statler> I like the guys better |
| 2010-05-26 09:47:01 |
d |
<@MC|Scoot> 1.21 JIGAWATTS |
| 2010-05-25 16:40:24 |
d |
<@MC|CaMiLLa> ok boys I have class tonight....need to mental prepare! bah! <@MC|CaMiLLa> mentally too <@MC|Waldorf> mental looks like hentai if you read it fast |
| 2008-06-10 23:19:25 |
donttazemechael |
<donttazemechael> 666 6576 doesnt spell anything...all it does is make people think I am a satan worshipper <nihil> you're not? <joebravo> you aren't? |
| 2005-12-01 14:27:19 |
dorf |
firenze: when i think of Guy, i think of European chicks that play guitar in some band, whose outfits make me think they like the spanking, as opposed to say deadly = brisket, or wally = fun toys, or scooter = crazy ass links, or nihil = a cross (nowadays) between a more subdued Guy + Matlock |
| 2006-02-15 16:35:54 |
Dorfbot |
MC|Scoot: if deflowering gorillas with fruit is what it takes to win, then we've ALL lost |
| 2006-02-20 15:36:01 |
Dorfbot |
<MC|Scoot> I wanted to go for "impressive yet confusing".. so I wore my leotard + eggplant |
| 2005-07-25 12:34:28 |
Dorfbot |
MC|Statler: man flubber nuts would pretty much mean death, for you or someone you love |
| 2005-07-27 13:16:11 |
Dorfbot |
EschLA: jj the jetplane and the mystery of the pearl necklace |
| 2005-07-28 11:51:16 |
Dorfbot |
EschLA: not only did he cause a wipe, he caused a wipe in a very bad place |
| 2005-08-03 11:54:02 |
Dorfbot |
EscSiggraph: actually, I must say on the smellometer scale this crowd is MUCH better than the quakecon crowd |
| 2005-08-04 12:58:56 |
Dorfbot |
MC|Workler: haha.. wait, that wasn't funny |
| 2005-08-04 15:43:58 |
Dorfbot |
nihil: those christian rehab camps are so much tougher than betty ford.... easier to fill the secret shoe-flask with whisky than atheism. |
| 2005-08-15 14:37:14 |
Dorfbot |
nihil: it took 9 years, but we've sunk to golf talk. |
| 2004-09-28 14:58:08 |
Dorfbot |
<MC|Scoot> whatever you do.. I encourage you to DARE TO BE GREAT! |
| 2006-01-27 14:33:39 |
Dorfbot |
nihillaptop: my baby gravy fairy isn't doing its damn job!! |
| 2006-01-24 13:07:03 |
Dorfbot |
EscherWRK: ANUS'O'METER is going through the rough! |
| 2005-11-01 12:25:32 |
Dorfbot |
lamby: anyway...I'll be your kids speech therapist for $200 a month ... mc|workler|code: hey now, I don't want his next words to be "yogurt penis" |
| 2006-01-30 15:21:17 |
Dorfbot |
MC-GuySmiley: i voted for scoot for Need a fingering |
| 2005-11-03 14:34:39 |
Dorfbot |
nihil: i'm not one of those guys who tries to show off by pulling a boxcar full of magnets with my scrotum |
| 2005-11-08 17:28:17 |
Dorfbot |
lamby: the best part about childs play charity is how you get the toys back after the kids kick the bucket |
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