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| 2015-05-02 01:16:23 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<EscWRK> I do napkin math for a living~ |
| 2015-04-26 11:56:54 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> George Michael is both your captor and your only hope of escape. |
| 2015-04-26 00:36:30 |
EscWRK |
<nihil> Here's a fact: ABBA is terrible. |
| 2015-04-17 08:19:19 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC-GuySmiley> that looks like when i cooked that butter-slathered leg of lamb at deadlys old house <grumbles> i think you mean "*and* deadly's old house" |
| 2015-04-07 21:27:38 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|Yoda> and i can smell it!! wooo |
| 2015-03-23 23:07:20 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<grumbles> I like AT&T because I don't want people to be able to reliably reach me. |
| 2015-03-23 08:24:48 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> I don't remember being that angry that close to a volcano. |
| 2015-03-10 08:24:23 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> I'm sure there's a good reason for the choices i've made, but it frequently escapes me. |
| 2015-03-09 21:48:40 |
nihil |
<@MC|Yoda> i find i'm better at regular expressions when i have more fiber in my diet |
| 2015-03-04 20:38:12 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|BunsenHm> Ah... when JB said that he edited it to be more family friendly, I wondered if he changed "motherfucker" to "ballerinafucker". |
| 2015-03-04 03:51:17 |
jb`home |
<MC-GuySmiley> for those of you for whom this is an option, i highly recommend sleeping with a ballerina, if you havent done so. holy monkeys. |
| 2015-02-28 12:55:37 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|JoeBravo> that restraining order is bullshit |
| 2015-02-17 22:29:14 |
nihil |
<@MC|Waldorf> do you have other fetus-infested desserts? |
| 2015-02-12 08:30:54 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|Bunsen> The club of "Girls That Have Gotten to First Base with Ray" could meet in a medium-sized closet, with plenty of room for folding chairs and a card table. |
| 2015-01-29 16:23:09 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|YodaWRK> hmm.. i need to up my game <MC|Doozer667> What game? =P |
| 2015-01-29 00:23:56 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<eschx> I don't go looking for trouble.. <jb`werk> ...but when i do, i always ask myself "What would GS do?" |
| 2015-01-26 08:19:29 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC-GuySmiley> What the fuck is it with married chicks liking me? <Eschx> I'm not a married chick, and I like you |
| 2015-01-21 14:56:56 |
jb`fwerk |
<mc|statler> If you keep going around the island, the roads turn into nothing and you're driving through fields at night freaking out with a line of similar morons trailing behind you |
| 2015-01-14 08:20:58 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<jb`fwerk> that night i was trying to keep pace with an irish couple and i blacked out at some point |
| 2014-12-19 00:41:47 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<EscherWRK> like the snowmen had like waist high bottom sections |
| 2014-12-18 08:32:36 |
MC|Waldorf |
<nihil> tomorrow, for lunch, I may open diplomatic relations with a cuban sandwich |
| 2014-12-17 19:25:00 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<EscherWRK> I think I've finally figured out 'the deal' with twitter. find out todays news from hundreds of little half-funny tangential references from strangers |
| 2014-12-09 16:31:31 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<jb`fwerk> you know it's going to be a fun day when fsck loses and then re-finds lost+found |
| 2014-12-09 11:46:01 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<MC|BunsenHm> If those two glasses of scotch were 16 ounces each, then I might have a theory about your hangover... |
| 2014-12-04 09:54:23 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<EscherWRK> difficulty: no penis |
| 2014-11-19 17:29:48 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|BunsenWrk> That was back before kids, when money flowed through the bank account like a flowy thing flowing through a flow-throughy thing. |
| 2014-11-19 00:23:36 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<_lamby> you snowboard in a bikini? |
| 2014-11-10 00:25:55 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<eschX> ok so this was bonehead.. removed symlink lib64->lib now, none of my basic commands in bin work |
| 2014-10-08 17:40:13 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|YodaWork> fan of low frequencies and the way they oscillate your buttocks |
| 2014-10-07 22:32:53 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> poor chrysler, being passed around like the EU's groupie. |
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