#clan_muppet - EnterTheGame

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2004-08-04 16:43:24 EscDOOM <nihil> took a serious fps hit when i got to hell
2007-06-20 23:24:03 escDOTmac <_lamby> DO YOU LIKE BEER? <MC|Waldorf> not really, no
2006-07-09 10:22:50 Escher <mcd> sleep now, procrastinate later
2006-12-12 22:48:08 Escher <nihil> leaf blowers make violent crime go up.
2006-06-21 12:43:32 Escher MC|Scoot: how does it feel to be a statistic?
2006-05-13 22:48:17 Escher mc|statler: I hope it's huge
2006-04-05 09:29:03 Escher <MC|Scoot> this time I'm going to find the giant factory where everything in the world is made
2006-10-19 12:07:59 Escher MC|Waldorf: cleaning people here.. dust my bawls. no joke.
2007-01-08 19:20:08 Escher <MC|Waldorf> I'd be disconcerted if I was walking down the street and saw 60 bird corpses <MC-GuySmiley> i'd be hungry
2006-04-04 21:40:49 Escher <Esc> An infinite number of Monkeys typing on an infinite number of typerwriters will eventually create the complete works of Willm Shakespeare (abridged) <Yoda> I am my own Infinite Monkey
2004-07-03 15:26:20 Escher <chuxnomore> I SEE RAIN AND LIGHTNING AND EVIL LITTLE GNOMES RUNNING AROUND NEKKID BLINDING ALL THAT LOOKS UPON THEE!
2003-09-21 15:16:09 Escher <topic> #clan_muppet... we put the "dumb" in wisdom.
2006-11-19 20:33:06 Escher nihil: i think "erotic assassin" is the preferred terminology
2004-02-25 22:30:21 Escher <vindi> waldo es muy macho
2008-04-16 17:57:59 Escher MC|Scoot: mother f-ing hockey players
2003-08-30 21:56:52 Escher <larry_wall> a journey of a thousand miles continues with the second step
2003-08-23 23:19:52 Escher <urbandictionary.com> Anorexia is PHAT!
2006-12-19 17:38:46 Escher avuvyORRE: had some intestinal distress. in my rush, i didn't fully inspect the stall, so when I dropped my pants, it was into a pool of someone else's urine.
2003-11-21 21:46:08 Escher <bender> Take That, Beethoven! You deaf bastard.
2004-02-15 03:21:23 Escher <joebravo> releasing too much of a harmful gas into the atmosphere <MC|YodaHome> that's turkish food for ya...
2006-12-08 20:02:56 Escher <nowaregirl> i dont acknowledge q2's existence
2006-02-02 08:54:29 Escher <MC|Scoot> look, if we can't play a round of superacro, then the terrorists have already won
2006-01-19 19:13:32 Escher <MC|Waldorf> get the extended warrant just in case
2005-12-19 14:21:42 Escher tortreviewhil: and you'd better hope you can get those pod bay doors open!
2004-08-18 17:28:07 Escher <MC|Workler|code> the medical term is prostititus, or infection of the prostitute
2006-12-14 13:35:29 Escher <MC|Scoot> a salty, nutty treasure... kinda like ME.
2003-08-08 02:05:49 Escher <topic_JoeBravo> The Muppet Clan: Fighting the chihuahua and rat terrier menace since 1996
2006-12-28 00:25:40 Escher MC|Scoot_: a dead version of me has higher authority. I'M WORTH MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE!
2007-07-01 16:12:32 Escher MC|Yoda: so does an arm cost a butt and a leg?
2007-02-13 20:01:38 Escher <MC|Scoot_> don't make me cut you, b*tch
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