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| 2011-02-25 14:34:11 |
d` |
(From muppetstats) Is statlor stupid or just asking too many questions? 15.8% lines contained a question! Statler didn't know that much either. 15.1% of his lines were questions. |
| 2011-03-03 14:43:42 |
MC|DearthNadir |
(Ken Jennings quote from reddit.com) My balls are carried for me at all times by the thirteen contestants who lost to me on Jeopardy back in 2004 with a negative score, meaning they didn't get to compete in Final Jeopardy. |
| 2006-01-25 20:25:14 |
joebravo |
* cptwithit throws a grenade into a time machine <cptwithit> LOOK OUT! |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|joebra |
* escher is now at the mercy of buttcrack man |
| 2003-06-14 16:29:03 |
tr`joebravo |
* Escher orders one crap flavored cheesecake |
| 2006-02-18 16:52:41 |
mc|statler |
* Escher smothers his breasts with oil from a freshly squeezed baby |
| 2005-04-04 14:28:47 |
nihil |
* EscherWRK gestures from his umbrella shaded seitch. Mai-Tais appear, as if by magic, wielded by coconut clad natives |
| 2005-09-21 13:46:54 |
MC|JoeBravo |
* EscherWRK launches some chaff out of his ass and banks hard right |
| 2005-03-08 16:02:15 |
MC|Scoot |
* EscherWRK unfucks about 5 or six times |
| 2005-07-30 00:45:09 |
jb`gone |
* EschLA wonders what confluence of events would give him a spanish polka version of 'i'm your venus' in his temp drive |
| 2006-12-12 22:13:56 |
jb`werk |
* EscItalia beats down kids and jacks shit up, so he can get a simulation of beating down kids and jacking shit up! |
| 2005-11-09 13:02:09 |
MC|Workler|code |
* lamby humps the crap out of El Kabong |
| 2005-07-12 17:17:01 |
EscherWRK |
* lamby scratches out nissan from the list of potential employers | <lamby> crap now all I've got is ringling bros barnum and bailey circus and NASA |
| 2003-09-16 13:52:43 |
joebravo--- |
* MC|BunsenWrk really understands frogs |
| 2006-05-22 12:02:08 |
nihil |
* MC|Scoot craps himself |
| 2004-03-08 17:33:26 |
jb`hax0r |
* MC|Scoot does a whirligig in his parachute pants |
| 2005-01-04 14:34:53 |
EscherWRK |
* MC|Scoot escapes down the hill hamster-style |
| 2005-01-05 14:03:09 |
EscherWRK |
* MC|Scoot sips Folgers, spews, and goes f*cking nuts with rage |
| 2005-03-01 16:54:21 |
EscherWRK |
* MC|Waldorf dons underpants of JUSTICE <MC|Scoot> more like underpants of fear |
| 2005-07-12 15:04:48 |
EscherWRK |
* MC|Waldorf dramatically reads excerpts from the Battlefield Earth screenplay. | <lamby> dramatically eh? thats a lot different than how the actors did it |
| 2006-02-28 18:11:18 |
MC-GuySmiley |
* MC|Waldorf puts on a cowboy hat and rides statler |
| 2005-09-12 12:02:08 |
jb`afk |
* MC|Waldorf shows lamb his expansion |
| 2004-08-17 15:24:33 |
EscherWRK |
* MC|Waldorf spins, explodes, then reappears in a red and gold bra with white-starred blue panties. |
| 2005-08-11 12:27:45 |
nihil |
* MC|Workler|code adjusts his skirt |
| 2011-11-01 09:44:30 |
MC|Waldorf |
* mc|workler|code makes a gesture to point at topic, but unfortunately it is misconstrued as a sexual advance. |
| 2004-08-26 13:18:54 |
MC|Waldorf |
* MC|Workler|code puts on his "penis in a cirle with a line crossing it out" shirt |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
joesl33p |
* mc|workler|code uses a leaf blower to remove the haze visible around the head of nihil. |
| 2004-02-03 22:51:19 |
Statler|knoppix |
* MC|YodaHome slaps jb`grrr around a bit with a large trout | <p0cah0ntas> trout? why trout |
| 2005-01-04 14:32:45 |
EscherWRK |
* nihil captures scoot in a mostly round, not-reflective-but-definitely locked cage |
| 2005-03-21 15:45:00 |
EscSeattle |
* nihil goes all ballmer |
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