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| 2016-04-15 23:20:26 |
joebravo |
<nihil> i'm sure you'll plow through the trough of disappointment in short order. |
| 2016-04-14 17:52:46 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> holy shit... co-worker in phoenix calls me... says "what's your extension?"... I say "about 8 inches" and I hear about 15 people rolling on the floor... I was on speakerphone in a conference room! :( :( :( |
| 2016-04-09 22:33:28 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<esc> ironic humor and actual humor are actually a closed continuum. Rather the endpoints speeding off ever diverging from each other, they are ultimately bound loop around and meet |
| 2016-03-24 18:00:31 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<MC|Bunsen> I'd love to go back to the 80s again for an evening. <MC|YodaHome> could try it after dinner @ Mupp Lan? |
| 2016-03-23 20:29:00 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|Bunsen> I'm definitely a "spit, don't swallow" kinda guy. |
| 2016-03-15 23:15:36 |
MC|BunsenHm |
<@MC|Waldorf> Florida's 99 delegates go to Trump. Dear younger me: you're not going to believe this shit |
| 2016-03-04 08:32:24 |
MC|Waldorf |
<nihil> we now live in a world where the GOP frontrunner has reassured us that he doesn't have a small penis <MC|BunsenHm> Yeah, but is it as big as the Democratic frontrunner's? |
| 2016-02-25 08:29:46 |
MC|Waldorf |
<esc> You know where Good Judgement comes from? EXPERIENCE you know where Experience comes from? Bad Judgement |
| 2016-02-25 01:03:58 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<esc> however, That's not what stopped me. It was HOSTAGES <nihil> you had too much trouble taking them? |
| 2016-02-18 10:36:09 |
jb`werk |
<MC|Bunsen> Oh, and sometimes when I'm in bed, I'll hear a mosquito fly by my ear and have to stay up until I've murdered it. |
| 2016-02-14 00:23:24 |
nihil |
<@esc> well the solution, as in most things in life, is Turn to drinking |
| 2016-02-04 18:18:25 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|YodaWork> my juicy lips wants to make the debauchery with you |
| 2016-01-19 01:47:25 |
MC|Waldorf |
<esc> I hope they like the sound of ice crunching like little squirrel skulls |
| 2016-01-14 08:27:24 |
MC|Waldorf |
<grumbles> I remain unbillionaired. |
| 2015-12-23 12:25:20 |
jb`werk_ |
<MC|BunsenHm> ...but it still needs to have some meat thrust into it. |
| 2015-12-07 11:57:33 |
MC|Waldorf |
<grumbles> yes, assuming no ball saggage |
| 2015-11-03 10:50:50 |
jb`werk |
<MC|YodaHome> k, bedtime. POF just broke my nope button |
| 2015-10-28 10:45:57 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<MC|YodaWork> OH.. that reminds me. Bunsen, I think you left your ass-koozie sitting in my kitchen |
| 2015-10-04 21:46:24 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|BunsenHm> Going to the Fair is kinda like having sex. It's pretty close to the same thing time after time, but that's never considered a negative. |
| 2015-09-17 15:15:12 |
MC|BunsenHm |
<@MC|Waldorf> if you have no daughters, make them for your sons |
| 2015-09-03 23:31:51 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> one day, i'll get back to subject-verb agreement in irc.. but today are not that day |
| 2015-09-03 23:19:37 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<MC|Statler> Yes, I would like the Super Duper Wacky Chicken Sandwich without the Super Duper Wacky Barbecue Sauce. |
| 2015-09-02 00:33:24 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<grumbles> I am approaching book-done <grumbles> oh, wait. asdfasdfhaklj;wefhklajefh <grumbles> I forgot about book-closet |
| 2015-09-01 11:20:44 |
jb`werk |
<MC|BunsenWk> Wait... I do indeed care how a woman is dressed. But the rapey thing stands. |
| 2015-09-01 11:20:30 |
jb`werk |
<MC|YodaWRK> just b/c your privates are in public doesn't make them your property |
| 2015-08-25 08:39:29 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|JoeBravo> hoping that bunsen pulling out today means it'll rebound a bit this week |
| 2015-07-06 17:45:42 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> I think it's spelled (G|K|Q)[h]ad[d]af[f](i|y), with optional apostrophes throughout |
| 2015-06-25 08:53:52 |
MC|Waldorf |
<pathard`java> Do you guys know where I can buy imported DVDs like say Hero (Ying xiong) <EscherWRK> How much are you willing to spend? and what movies do you want? and do you mind if your disks all say memorex? |
| 2015-06-19 11:14:48 |
jb`werk |
<MC|Dorfbot> heh, yeah.. just in case you want to shoot fire from your diaphragms |
| 2015-05-29 18:32:12 |
jb`werk |
<MC-GuySmiley> afk sex0r |
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