#clan_muppet - EnterTheGame

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2010-11-17 18:43:59 d` <MC|JoeBravo> don't grope me bro!
2010-11-17 18:43:28 d` <esc> Total Sexual Assault
2011-04-25 09:29:25 d` <@MC|Waldorf> that grocery list is cropped :) http://mademelaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/grocery-list.jpg <@nihil> IT IS YOU WHO ARE CROPPED
2010-11-16 21:41:20 d` <esc> In fact, now I'm going to punish the companies that use Windows Live
2010-11-16 21:28:37 d` <MC|JoeBravo> it's friggin huge <avuvy> smartphone as penis substitute?
2011-05-04 09:51:32 d` <@MC|Waldorf> finnish him
2010-10-29 05:48:42 d` <MC|Yoda> didn't know lizards could fart
2011-05-04 09:51:38 d` <@Escher> NO DISINTEGRATIONS!
2011-05-10 12:14:42 d` <@jb`werk> woohoo! crotchspawn has left the building
2011-05-22 09:02:57 d` <@MC|BunsenHm> I'm in the future! BTW - the world didn't end. But Y2K totally did ruin us. But it was covered up by the vast right-wing conspiracy.
2011-05-24 07:51:21 d` <@MC-GuySmiley> That elbow to Stevenson's crotch and no foul call took the wind out of the whole Mavs team, seemed like.
2011-05-27 10:01:06 d` <@jb`werk> OW MY BALLS! OW MY BALLS! OW MY BALLS!
2003-05-09 21:13:00 d` <nihil> ya, you cracka the joke, she cracka you skull.
2010-10-29 05:48:32 d` <Esc> o wow these guys are not human
2010-10-21 08:21:22 d` <MC|JoeBravo> may have overworked it yesterday <MC|JoeBravo> can barely straighten my left arm right now.. :)
2010-06-03 17:29:46 d` <Stephen Pilz> During the downtime, I turned away from the computer, and there was this incredible bright light coming from outside - and everything is in such amazingly realistic resolution and color! It's unlike any computer game I've ever gotten addicted to! It's almost... REAL!
2010-06-03 15:38:38 d` <@MC|YodaWork> maybe it wouldn't be so hard to explain, if I only had a brain!
2010-05-28 14:57:12 d` <@MC|CaMiLLa> still ridiculous though since I constantly print photo sessions! <@MC|UncleHef> quit printing your porn
2010-05-27 19:48:44 d` <@Escher> I got it up and going
2010-05-27 09:37:50 d` <@nihil> kenny g is totally the devil. he takes music and steals its soul, which he uses to grow his hair.
2010-02-22 10:54:19 d` <MC|YodaWork> WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated.
2004-02-24 09:51:31 D` <jb`passion> i must have ky!
2008-01-17 17:21:58 d` <avuvy> it just looks like a scrotum
2010-03-29 09:02:37 d` <KingpinMC|Work> I've never done it
2010-01-15 13:12:38 d` <@Escher> I got a cap in my ass
2010-03-03 09:50:55 d` <@MC|Waldorf> give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, some chocolate donuts, and a great big bag of money
2008-01-09 16:31:36 d` <avuvy> with that kind of money, you could get a squeegee that had Jesus' femur for a handle and a blade made from a dodo's bill.
2010-05-28 15:35:57 d` <@jb`fwork> and T: cheffy's bigger than me, so I won't discuss your humping action
2012-03-08 11:04:24 d` <@MC|Waldorf> HABOOB <@nihil> it doesn't sound like it's blowing too much here.
2009-03-03 17:45:15 EscCantDance MC|Waldorf: my iDog was checking out esch's wasabi-coated pistachio
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