#clan_muppet - EnterTheGame

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2004-08-26 18:25:18 MC-GuySmiley <MC|Statler|work> for example I can think someone is dreamy, but not really want to take the trash out for them
2004-09-02 15:05:18 MC-GuySmiley <MC|Scoot> there's a huge group of anarchists that are surprisingly organized
2004-09-03 10:25:32 MC-GuySmiley <NiTe> trust me if I had any idea beforehand Philip and I would probably never have kids
2004-08-26 11:20:12 MC-GuySmiley <MC|Workler|code> which was fine, but then he ends with, "well, if God changes your mind, let me know.." <MC|Waldorf> god told me to tell you to f off
2004-08-26 00:53:42 MC-GuySmiley <mupbot> MC|Statler|code: Your expression sucks.
2004-10-07 12:02:57 MC-GuySmiley MC|Gonzo`: so at rodney dangerfield's funeral, are people going to pay their "respects?"
2004-08-11 17:41:49 MC-GuySmiley <ted_turner> George, I'll leave the stooges in the black and white universe they belong in if you leave the duck-billed stepnfetchit caricatures in the 7th level of hell they belong in.
2004-07-29 11:32:13 MC-GuySmiley <MC|Waldorf`> guaranteed A finals are fun... can draw cartoons of the professor and all or just blow them entirely
2004-07-19 15:54:09 MC-GuySmiley <nihil> i dunno, but i'd sacrifice a toe to avoid getting hit by a high-velocity flaming leech basketball.
2004-08-05 14:15:03 MC-GuySmiley` <zoOt> I WEEL NOT PLAY JOOR BEISBOL FOR FREE YANQUI!!
2003-10-15 13:41:45 MC-GuySmiley` <nihil> i dreamt last night that Winston Churchill was trying to steal my bed.
2003-10-15 13:43:19 MC-GuySmiley` <zoOt> I dreamt that Desmond Tutu was trying to steal my penis
2003-07-09 09:55:42 MC-GuySmiley` <MC|Scoot> I'm TV head! Gimme some candy!
2004-04-19 12:02:32 MC-GuySmiley`class <MC|Workler|code> hm would be something disturbing about grabbing a woodcock by the head and biting off its ass
2006-01-25 12:36:19 MC-GuySmiley`sleep <MC|BunsenWrk> It wouldn't be horrible if I moved to California. I'm a Native Texan so I don't lose my status. I'm willing to bet that not many people could give a heart-felt "fuck you, I'm from California".
2006-03-03 16:19:52 MC-GuySmiley`werk <Dubya> "I believe that a prosperous, democratic Pakistan will be a steadfast partner for America, a peaceful neighbor for India, and a force for freedom and moderation in the Arab world." <nihil> hello, dummy
2017-09-21 13:51:01 MC-GuyWorkley <MC|Waldorf> weird point in history: I still haven't installed drivers for my mousepad.. however, Joshua's shoes are currently charging via USB.
2017-08-07 12:08:52 MC-GuyWorkley MC-Yoda: although i have been watching it alone in my underwear lately... but you're welcome to join!
2017-08-08 10:36:15 MC-GuyWorkley MC-Yoda: if i said something like "This guy came in and trump'd our department", i'd mean he fucked things up b/c he's arrogant, dumb & lazy
2017-09-15 07:53:53 MC-GuyWorkley <MC|Bunsen> And then I got married and had to sell it. Nichole seemed more important than cold beer. <MC|Waldorf> live and learn
2017-10-10 13:23:49 MC-GuyWorkley MC|Waldorf: I feel like I've gone from fairly independent / left-leaning to ... wtf is wrong with our democrats waaaaay over there to the right?
2003-11-06 14:33:26 MC-Waldorf <[zc]Kinslayer> its prolly huge knowing escher
2003-11-06 14:20:51 MC-Waldorf <nihil> it's thursday... or at least, that's what the band on my underwear says
2003-11-06 12:22:54 MC-Waldorf <MC|Scoot> again, there was NO need for the nude Oracle on Smith action
2003-11-12 15:01:50 MC-Waldorf <MC|ZOT> FIRST go to KaZaA with your hands in the air like you just don't care
2003-11-12 14:33:40 MC-Waldorf <MC|BunsenLaptop> In a gale I'd prefer to be tethered to Stat.
2003-11-07 17:32:06 MC-Waldorf <Working_Deadly> we should hook you up with Kristy's sister...lives in N. Dallas, nice looking and nice body.. bout your age too.. has a kid though and well, she's a bitch
2003-11-05 17:50:56 MC-Waldorf <EscherWRK> ya, I got a postit note with "Shit" written on it, which is good for these types of situations
2003-11-12 14:33:28 MC-Waldorf <MC|Workler|code> my best laid plans are often thwarted while driving by Wendy's
2004-02-11 13:40:04 mc2-sprocket <EscherWRK> Microsoft warns of "critical" flaw it found out about six months ago <[zc]Kinslayer> it's called 'XP'
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