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| 2007-08-14 06:44:48 |
joebravo |
<MC-GuySmiley> so i just was out getting drunk with kiefer sutherland |
| 2016-04-15 23:20:26 |
joebravo |
<nihil> i'm sure you'll plow through the trough of disappointment in short order. |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
joebravo |
<esc3650> quotes add <esc3650> i will now control the bots from my phone... because i can! <esc3650> ...when i said bots it thought i meant anus |
| 2003-11-26 13:49:07 |
joebravo |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> doh... I am a moron... I have the plug for my nokia charger sitting on my desk and I was messing around with it, kinda chewing on it, and shocked the shiznit outta myself |
| 2003-11-26 04:29:12 |
joebravo |
<Escher> fortunately the sperms float up into the atmosphere and don't accumulate, otherwise I'd be in real danger of explosion |
| 2004-03-04 02:35:19 |
joebravo |
<wsc|north> I woke my gf up one time while I was dreaming, I said "30 seconds" <wsc|north> she said "30 seconds to what" <wsc|north> and I replied, waking up "quad" |
| 2024-06-22 23:26:18 |
joebravo |
"<MC|Yoda> also had to craft a condom out of this blue glove" |
| 2003-05-14 12:53:45 |
JoeBravo |
<wizard-work> GIMME PORN |
| 2023-01-09 21:23:59 |
joebravo |
<nihil> Personally, I don't erase. If I make a mistake, I burn the whole page and choke down the ashes to remind myself of the consequences of failure. |
| 2004-04-02 02:19:01 |
joebravo |
<nihil> was surfing for porn and found pictures of someone I know. <nihil> but was she anatomically correct? <nihil> it turned out that in that case, the answer was yes |
| 2004-04-04 16:14:12 |
joebravo |
<Escher> Too much wine makes my poop green. |
| 2020-07-20 17:44:47 |
joebravo |
<@esc> So, I was on amazon searching for Plutonium... |
| 2022-03-25 13:13:08 |
joebravo |
<MC|Waldorf> r o fucking l … I just got carded at Chuy’s |
| 2006-03-21 22:40:25 |
joebravo |
<mc|workler|code> immediate mental image of coybow coming up behind her while she's penning the missive |
| 2003-07-30 14:09:24 |
joebravo |
<MC|Scoot> well, I AM SCOBR!! <MC|Workler|code> easy, or you're going to SLOBR |
| 2006-02-17 16:59:05 |
joebravo |
game over beckett: [05:06pm] ﾠ (..quit..) MC|YodaWork [~Christoph@63.241.238.253] ( Read error: Connection reset by peer ) |
| 2003-07-30 16:04:46 |
joebravo |
Think about how stupid the average person is; now realise half of them are dumber than that. - George Carlin |
| 2006-01-05 05:10:22 |
joebravo |
<MC-GuySmiley> don't try to label me * MC-GuySmiley prances <MC-GuySmiley> yes i'm drunk |
| 2003-07-29 00:54:47 |
joebravo |
<nihil> I like snacks |
| 2006-01-12 16:49:00 |
joebravo |
<MC|Waldorf> self-quoting is quotesterbation |
| 2006-03-08 17:06:15 |
joebravo |
<joebravo> think ass? * MC|Waldorf thinks (_._) * MC|Waldorf <<3's ascii pr0n |
| 2006-01-13 15:33:35 |
joebravo |
<nihil> DING *FRRRRRRRRRRRTHRIP* <nihil> CHUNKETACHUNKETACHUNKETAWHACKTACKACHUNKETA |
| 2005-11-18 02:54:40 |
joebravo |
<MC|Statler> I'm in an altered state of mental merry-go-round <MC|Statler> I am dr sbaitso <MC|Statler> tell me about yoru problems |
| 2003-07-29 00:51:15 |
joebravo |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> The Big Book of War, a pop-up book of epic proportions |
| 2003-10-18 15:36:14 |
joebravo |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> bleh... f work |
| 2003-09-10 18:51:00 |
joebravo |
<bagel> [17:50] Server got stoned; jumping... |
| 2003-07-22 11:53:29 |
joebravo |
<kismet> DarkSea: we have nothing to do with broken pipes, peer or your ping pong |
| 2004-09-27 16:38:04 |
joebravo |
<wizard-work> yes scoot, but you are an awesome horse's ass <MC|Workler|code> I think he meant to say you have a nice horse's ass |
| 2006-01-26 00:43:53 |
joebravo |
<nihil> O__O it tried to kekekeke j00 but missed!!11!!! lol n00b. |
| 2003-10-21 08:42:59 |
joebravo |
<Escher> at the same instant, ricky had found the replacement costs for the same unit online ($1600) 'My God! What have I done??', 'sureley it was the woman you gave me.... SHE tricked me.' |
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