#clan_muppet - EnterTheGame

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2006-10-31 01:00:14 jb`werk <Escher> aterm is pants
2006-03-19 18:05:05 jb`werk <mc|statler> afk a secc, gotta see this poop
2008-08-15 17:00:58 jb`werk <newscaster> sure! but i'll never sell shiner.sucks :) <MC|Uncle_Hef> shiner rules, asshair
2006-11-13 21:32:54 jb`werk <MC|Yoda> damn, that Nigella chick from FoodTV is sexy
2008-08-07 14:59:25 jb`werk <MC|Uncle_Hef> the women are cheaper at Sam's
2008-08-04 11:08:29 jb`werk <MC|Workler|code> he was throwing up saturday in celebration
2008-05-30 15:02:53 jb`werk <KingpinMC|Work> it's funny, our Hooter's should be called Raisin's
2008-04-03 09:47:29 jb`werk <MC|CaMiLLa> I swear he is so heavy my vagina is going to just shatter!
2006-11-22 17:58:07 jb`werk <Escher> I'm a freaking teenage schoolgirl all the sudden. <MC|Yoda> oh? hey baby.... how you doin?
2008-02-22 17:20:59 jb`werk <nihil> Ms. Robama wanted me to vote for her husband's flesh-analogue.
2006-11-29 17:53:39 jb`werk <mc|workler|code> what is 80085
2006-02-27 02:47:20 jb`werk <nowaregirl> *ALL* de female faces in expansion look like ass... i play for 2 reasons: to look sexx0r, to get 60... and since i've been 60 for a while, that leaves me with lookin sexx0r - and now i dont even have that - wtf?
2006-02-25 18:20:25 jb`werk <nihil> [17:38] <spr0k3t> acro Pyrrhonism Overregulating Out Of Focus Paramorphine <--- I didn't ask for POOOFP!
2007-11-07 06:35:48 jb`werk <MC|Waldorf> OMG PONIES
2006-12-12 22:13:56 jb`werk * EscItalia beats down kids and jacks shit up, so he can get a simulation of beating down kids and jacking shit up!
2007-01-31 17:57:22 jb`werk <MC|Waldorf> the pussification of america is nearly complete
2007-01-24 19:26:09 jb`werk <MC|BunsenWrk> MMMmmm... breastages.
2007-04-16 21:06:00 jb`werk <Dorfbot> crap... waldorf's here. bbl
2007-11-01 07:55:53 jb`werk <KingpinMC|Work> best spam ever: Britney Spears dies of drug overdose
2007-09-15 12:14:08 jb`werk <theFINN> Well, I urinated on my macbook, and now it doesn't work
2007-05-17 21:43:08 jb`werk <EscLINUX> there's this one kind of funny one where you throw camels
2007-01-17 01:24:29 jb`werk <EscSF> the hotels, they have big boobs and nice lips
2006-02-09 16:02:57 jb`werk <nihillaptop> flabberwipple <lamby> you can flabberwip me anyday, big boy
2006-02-12 14:03:07 jb`werk <bagel> Have YOU raped a lawn gnome today? * MC-GuySmiley/#clan_muppet nods
2007-08-15 08:35:18 jb`werk <MC|BunsenWrk> "'Beef Whiz', for carnovores on the go!"
2015-12-23 12:25:20 jb`werk_ <MC|BunsenHm> ...but it still needs to have some meat thrust into it.
2012-06-08 10:59:03 jb`work <MC-GuySmiley> I AM 7 YEARS OLDER THAN JESUS
2004-02-18 14:15:49 jb`wtf <MC|YodaWork> have you tried grinding/snorting?
2020-07-20 17:44:47 joebravo <@esc> So, I was on amazon searching for Plutonium...
2022-03-25 13:13:08 joebravo <MC|Waldorf> r o fucking l … I just got carded at Chuy’s
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