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| 2006-02-03 00:43:35 |
jb`wee |
<MC|Scoot> I'm on Body for Life, and sunday's my free day <MC|Scoot> this year's superbowl party will be defined by the amount of cheese I can ingest |
| 2006-02-02 16:23:31 |
jb`wee |
<MC|Scoot> curious.. how is Hooters Air doing as a business? <MC|Waldorf> no shortage of floatation devices. |
| 2007-02-26 21:07:21 |
jb`werk |
<mc|workler|code> the insanity of my current job is permanent |
| 2015-11-03 10:50:50 |
jb`werk |
<MC|YodaHome> k, bedtime. POF just broke my nope button |
| 2016-02-18 10:36:09 |
jb`werk |
<MC|Bunsen> Oh, and sometimes when I'm in bed, I'll hear a mosquito fly by my ear and have to stay up until I've murdered it. |
| 2015-09-01 11:20:44 |
jb`werk |
<MC|BunsenWk> Wait... I do indeed care how a woman is dressed. But the rapey thing stands. |
| 2015-09-01 11:20:30 |
jb`werk |
<MC|YodaWRK> just b/c your privates are in public doesn't make them your property |
| 2015-06-19 11:14:48 |
jb`werk |
<MC|Dorfbot> heh, yeah.. just in case you want to shoot fire from your diaphragms |
| 2015-05-29 18:32:12 |
jb`werk |
<MC-GuySmiley> afk sex0r |
| 2016-04-26 23:40:19 |
jb`werk |
Texas hail protection: https://imgur.com/a/Igg64 |
| 2016-05-31 07:41:37 |
jb`werk |
<nihil> "braise it in red chile until it falls apart" is a solution to more problems than you might think. |
| 2004-11-25 04:14:36 |
jb`werk |
<Escher> <- can't hang with the 10 yr olds |
| 2004-11-01 11:55:20 |
jb`werk |
<EscherWRK> We adore chaos because we love to produce order. <MC|Waldorf> esch: maybe you should be a pink minipod? |
| 2005-10-13 02:59:12 |
jb`werk |
<EscherFrankFURT_Wiener> WOW this cnn weather woman is BIIIIIIG BONED <EscherFrankFURT_Wiener> good thing they have wide screen here |
| 2011-07-05 08:39:32 |
jb`werk |
<MC|Uncle_Hef> yea, I still have never watched firefly |
| 2011-06-02 13:25:02 |
jb`werk |
<mc|workler|code> wait, they have goat porn? |
| 2011-05-09 20:53:26 |
jb`werk |
<jb`werk> what happened to your chick from czech? <MC-GuySmiley> well, she's in czech... so that's 6500 miles away, and my penis is not that long. also, i'm hungry now. |
| 2006-04-07 20:23:40 |
jb`werk |
<MC|Scoot> I'm discovering that as far as your typical chinese woman aging.. there's a fine line between "young asian hottie" and "crazy corner fruit stand lady" |
| 2008-02-22 17:20:59 |
jb`werk |
<nihil> Ms. Robama wanted me to vote for her husband's flesh-analogue. |
| 2006-11-22 17:58:07 |
jb`werk |
<Escher> I'm a freaking teenage schoolgirl all the sudden. <MC|Yoda> oh? hey baby.... how you doin? |
| 2008-04-03 09:47:29 |
jb`werk |
<MC|CaMiLLa> I swear he is so heavy my vagina is going to just shatter! |
| 2008-05-30 15:02:53 |
jb`werk |
<KingpinMC|Work> it's funny, our Hooter's should be called Raisin's |
| 2008-08-04 11:08:29 |
jb`werk |
<MC|Workler|code> he was throwing up saturday in celebration |
| 2008-08-07 14:59:25 |
jb`werk |
<MC|Uncle_Hef> the women are cheaper at Sam's |
| 2006-11-13 21:32:54 |
jb`werk |
<MC|Yoda> damn, that Nigella chick from FoodTV is sexy |
| 2008-08-15 17:00:58 |
jb`werk |
<newscaster> sure! but i'll never sell shiner.sucks :) <MC|Uncle_Hef> shiner rules, asshair |
| 2006-03-19 18:05:05 |
jb`werk |
<mc|statler> afk a secc, gotta see this poop |
| 2006-10-31 01:00:14 |
jb`werk |
<Escher> aterm is pants |
| 2006-10-18 21:08:21 |
jb`werk |
<MC|Yoda> do you guys pull things out of the same ass? |
| 2008-11-18 14:35:49 |
jb`werk |
<MC|Scoot> when are the new Macboobs going to be available in 17" format :| |
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