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| 2004-01-21 16:03:19 |
jb`laptop |
<firenze> i wanted to see bush boobs |
| 2005-03-04 14:26:58 |
jb`movie |
<MC|YodaWork> OMG my pretty panties! |
| 2006-12-28 09:42:46 |
jb`ms |
<MC|BunsenWrk> Yay! The shitters have arrived! |
| 2004-10-04 14:10:50 |
jb`nap |
<MC|Workler|code> I have a corpulent cranium |
| 2004-05-14 13:32:18 |
jb`newcar2 |
<pocahontas> I still call him Sugardaddy |
| 2011-04-25 18:51:35 |
jb`notwerk |
<_lamby> kim is friends with my father in law?! |
| 2008-12-20 13:44:41 |
jb`osx |
<MC|Scoot> "That girl kicks ass. I want to suck her ass" |
| 2007-01-04 16:01:57 |
jb`osx |
<MC-GuySmiley> and the slut-wrangling will commence later tonight |
| 2006-02-22 23:26:43 |
jb`osx |
<MC|Scoot> sexygirl12372.. I'm coming for you! |
| 2006-03-03 02:29:09 |
jb`osx |
<mc|wokler|code> if you go supermax and superbounce they should rip off |
| 2009-12-16 17:13:55 |
jb`osx |
<MC|GuySmiley> I guess I should wash this syrup and chocolate out of my hair, and the bits of pancakes too |
| 2008-07-26 20:58:27 |
jb`osx |
<MC|Scoot> no one DATES beer <MC|Scoot> Dorf might if beer had boobs |
| 2008-12-12 01:10:09 |
jb`osx |
<nihil> our team name is "Chlamydia is not a flower" |
| 2008-10-07 22:38:23 |
jb`osx |
<nihil> i have waxed moustache |
| 2009-03-09 17:41:09 |
jb`osx |
<MC|GuySmiley> spooky gravy barrow is pissing me off, won't give me the spooky gravy i need to soak my glove in |
| 2006-10-23 14:06:18 |
jb`osx |
<MC|Scoot> you just whatever'ed wookie nookie |
| 2008-10-07 22:40:18 |
jb`osx |
<nihil> but, for a couple of days, I had handlebars <lamby> all this talk of tillers has me all a titter |
| 2004-02-19 18:15:21 |
jb`passion |
<Memn0ch> I saw your resume for our desktop support position, but VP is wanting me to look at peeps with certs <MC|Scoot> I picture little candy easter bunnies with breath mints |
| 2011-12-16 16:22:48 |
jb`salogn |
<NiTe> Last night on our date with the kids, K and I went to the ladies room and since it was packed we just shared a stall. Kaitlyn in her not-so-quiet voice says "Zebra print Mom?? Really??" |
| 2012-01-04 08:14:59 |
jb`salogn |
<MC-GuySmiley> Just won a game of pool, immediately hollered, "Don't mess with Texas!" |
| 2012-02-21 08:50:10 |
jb`salogn |
<_lamby> ok I can't take it anymore, 72 hours of spr0k3t quotes, !quotes, !weather, and the occasional jb bleargh |
| 2004-10-15 02:59:57 |
jb`sick |
<MC|Workler|code> could have pulled sex from sexual orientation or something <MC|Scoot> probably everything except the buttsex |
| 2004-12-26 01:16:53 |
jb`sick |
<bagel> Just do it like Nike... BEEATCH! |
| 2006-03-28 08:08:58 |
jb`sl33p |
<MC-GuySmiley`gone> so for what it's worth, Escher had to retire to his hotel at about midnight, and I just got home at 5.30am <MC-GuySmiley`gone> <----- winnAR!!1!!1!!!!!!1!111!!!!!! |
| 2004-02-09 18:54:17 |
jb`ugh |
<MC|YodaWork> my regExp shit will pwn you cursing little cocksuckers!! rawr! |
| 2004-05-08 02:42:33 |
jb`ugh |
<MC|ScootPhone> I'm bringing back a bag of Cladded Thunder Nuts |
| 2004-06-24 13:58:47 |
jb`w3rk |
<EscherWRK> I am a master drunkard |
| 2006-02-03 15:06:33 |
jb`wee |
<MC|Statler> watching winnie the pooh has never been this satisfying |
| 2006-01-11 00:38:57 |
jb`wee |
<MC|Yoda> i'm sure BestBuy will sell you a myPodWhacker accessory |
| 2006-02-03 00:43:35 |
jb`wee |
<MC|Scoot> I'm on Body for Life, and sunday's my free day <MC|Scoot> this year's superbowl party will be defined by the amount of cheese I can ingest |
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