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| 2010-11-19 13:21:05 |
d` |
<esc> I mean everyone knows that the REAL Yoda has a green one |
| 2010-11-18 16:15:51 |
d` |
<MC|Scoot> hey, can you do that prime number shitting bear script again? <MC|Scoot> I really enjoyed that |
| 2010-11-17 18:43:59 |
d` |
<MC|JoeBravo> don't grope me bro! |
| 2010-11-17 18:43:28 |
d` |
<esc> Total Sexual Assault |
| 2010-11-17 16:45:14 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<MC|CaMiLLa> I'm a she assbot |
| 2010-11-16 21:41:20 |
d` |
<esc> In fact, now I'm going to punish the companies that use Windows Live |
| 2010-11-16 21:28:37 |
d` |
<MC|JoeBravo> it's friggin huge <avuvy> smartphone as penis substitute? |
| 2010-11-16 10:19:14 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|JoeBravo: boobs > farts |
| 2010-11-11 10:11:25 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<avuvy> I may be too nervous to cook biscuits. |
| 2010-11-09 22:06:37 |
mc|statler|code |
<_lamby> i'm looking forward to having my manhood man handled when I fly to hawaii in two weeks |
| 2010-11-09 10:43:21 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|Uncle_Hef: eff both of em.. tell them I said so. MC|JoeBravo: i don't think i'll mention i know you |
| 2010-11-06 11:55:31 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<MC-GuySmiley> these are the times when it would be handy to have a girlfriend |
| 2010-11-03 17:23:38 |
MC|Waldorf |
Esc: I was checking out hell then I got bummed out because I could never die and never escape |
| 2010-11-03 09:32:02 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<mc|statler|work> figured Kirk would lose but looks like he will pull it out |
| 2010-10-29 05:48:42 |
d` |
<MC|Yoda> didn't know lizards could fart |
| 2010-10-29 05:48:32 |
d` |
<Esc> o wow these guys are not human |
| 2010-10-27 16:11:45 |
MC|Scoot |
<KingpinMC|Work> oh well, going homo |
| 2010-10-27 10:18:50 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<MC|Waldorf> sometimes it's just a light flutter... other times, it's like a softball pitched by a burly woman |
| 2010-10-22 22:20:01 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<Esc> welp I turned in the ol badge : 10/22/2010... end of an era. |
| 2010-10-21 08:21:22 |
d` |
<MC|JoeBravo> may have overworked it yesterday <MC|JoeBravo> can barely straighten my left arm right now.. :) |
| 2010-10-20 10:52:10 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|JoeBravo> there was an explosion of sorts in south downtown <avuvy> sound travels pretty slow. maybe what you heard was the yankees' bullpen imploding. |
| 2010-10-20 10:51:47 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<Esc> WALKER TEXAS RANGER ALERT! WATCH OUT FOR FLYING DROP KICKED DEAD BODIES |
| 2010-10-19 10:34:51 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<Esc> hrm so what's the quack client of choice for osx? |
| 2010-10-12 16:24:56 |
mc|octopunch|work |
<MC|Waldorf> U.S. seems like a good place to have cancer |
| 2010-10-11 12:58:49 |
MC|Waldorf |
<nihil> grind happy |
| 2010-10-05 16:46:56 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<bert> 3. Esc -1 [Servo Actuated Ass Massager Sale!] Barely used! |
| 2010-10-01 02:03:13 |
jb`bleh |
<MC|Waldorf> A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal Ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB <MC|Waldorf> or in deadly's case, lots of packet loss |
| 2010-09-30 16:52:11 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<MC|BunsenHm> You, Waldorf, are my special someone. |
| 2010-09-17 20:42:49 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<EscherWRK> i make my characters as fugly as possible so the sex stuff is kinda awkward |
| 2010-09-17 16:42:52 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> I did stick my finger in under that crack and actually the dirt underneath didnt feel wet, so that means something |
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