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| 2009-10-20 14:59:46 |
jb`fwork |
<KingpinMC|Work> yes, getting screwed sooner is always better than later |
| 2009-09-02 13:45:34 |
jb`fwork |
<Escher> anyone know where I can get some wood? |
| 2009-06-23 15:52:54 |
jb`fwork |
<wizard-work> I dunno, i think about raping myself with a remote every day. I mean cmon....all those buttons! |
| 2009-06-10 16:58:21 |
jb`fwork |
What a creepy neighbor may look like --> <MC|Waldorf> binocularing new renters |
| 2009-05-04 15:12:53 |
jb`fwork |
<_lamby> why are they dressed like penises |
| 2009-03-20 15:50:12 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|Waldorf> for Joshua, every day is a MILF show |
| 2009-03-16 16:22:56 |
jb`fwork |
<MC-GuySmiley> i can't tell if i'm hungry or if i want to throw up |
| 2009-03-10 10:32:56 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|CaMiLLa> I'm the muppet slut |
| 2009-02-11 12:21:58 |
jb`fwork |
<KingpinMC|Work> apparently all I have to do for a bonus is give 3 vials of blood and have some stranger stick her finger up my bum and cough |
| 2011-08-01 10:42:43 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|BunsenWrk> "Dear Diary - Just like last Winter, nothing happens around here. If it wasn't for the moaning/screaming and the smell of burning latex I'd have nothing to write about." |
| 2013-06-20 12:36:14 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|Waldorf> having a mcgangbang for lunch |
| 2013-03-28 08:34:12 |
jb`fwork |
<SwedishChef> Mmm my guitar smells like vanilla. |
| 2012-11-06 08:32:38 |
jb`fwork |
<MC-GuySmiley> so just before i left to go out for the night i discovered lipstick prints on the lapel of the jacket i was wearing saturday night which confirms at least one of my suspiciouns, in a good way and a bad way |
| 2013-08-13 12:38:33 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|Waldorf> was just about to go to bed after you ~12:35ish.. walked out the door and a creeper was camping ... *BOOM* whole entry way ruined, water leaking everywhere |
| 2011-11-16 16:18:14 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|Waldorf> GIS for buttstrap much safer for work than slobberknockers |
| 2011-09-09 15:50:34 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|Waldorf> kash can't admin his way out of a wet toilet paper linksys |
| 2009-01-02 15:35:20 |
jb`fwork_ |
<MC|Waldorf> I dream about financial security <MC|Scoot> is that while you're trying not to trip over your NSX and fall into your pool, which is where your bikini clad milf nurses your solid gold manchild? |
| 2005-07-30 00:45:09 |
jb`gone |
* EschLA wonders what confluence of events would give him a spanish polka version of 'i'm your venus' in his temp drive |
| 2004-07-31 04:04:29 |
jb`grits |
<MC|Yoda> oi, i made a mess down here |
| 2004-02-03 23:25:12 |
jb`grrr |
<MC|Statler> german for sucks ass <MC|Statler> I have never farted more in my LIFE |
| 2004-03-08 17:33:26 |
jb`hax0r |
* MC|Scoot does a whirligig in his parachute pants |
| 2004-12-11 14:38:12 |
jb`here |
<escher> I'm not worried about my gas! I'm worried about your bladder!! |
| 2014-01-10 20:48:53 |
jb`home |
<MC|SwedishChef> All I need is spotted dick. |
| 2017-08-29 14:01:37 |
jb`home |
<MC|Bunsen> FUCK FUCK FUCK! |
| 2005-11-14 12:31:58 |
jb`home |
<EscherWRK> after all they have to report on SOMETHING to bury the the 17th straight day of muslim rioting in paris <MC|Waldorf> paris is dating muslims now? |
| 2013-12-31 17:26:49 |
jb`home |
<nihil> what do doctors use pp for? <nihil> to test for drugs! |
| 2005-11-11 19:02:56 |
jb`HOME |
<MC|BunsenWrk> Wow <MC|BunsenWrk> I've never been this drunk at work |
| 2015-03-04 03:51:17 |
jb`home |
<MC-GuySmiley> for those of you for whom this is an option, i highly recommend sleeping with a ballerina, if you havent done so. holy monkeys. |
| 2005-01-30 12:19:14 |
jb`hw`werk |
<_fo0k> the ruthless bastards clan totally challenges you to an internet fight |
| 2016-07-23 16:21:18 |
jb`lan |
<escher> killing little kids is fun! |
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