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| 2012-03-13 14:47:50 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> I actually trained myself off Middle click for paste in Linux, since clicking down on my mousewheel always felt rather unsettling, like trying keep my balance standing on a dessicated orangutan skull, or chewing up a handful of human teeth |
| 2004-06-24 13:58:47 |
jb`w3rk |
<EscherWRK> I am a master drunkard |
| 2003-05-27 10:39:35 |
MC|Waldor |
<EscherWRK> I am seriously considering an iPod... <MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> they're incredible... <EscherWRK> so is my debt |
| 2010-09-17 16:42:52 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> I did stick my finger in under that crack and actually the dirt underneath didnt feel wet, so that means something |
| 2004-09-15 12:50:07 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> I dream of the day when our quote database will be so expansive and well known that we won't even have to speak to communicate, just reference things we've already said |
| 2004-09-01 01:22:47 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<escherwrk> i got thrown in airport jail for sleeping drunk in my car at dfw onetime |
| 2005-08-09 15:11:30 |
MC|Workler|code |
<EscherWRK> I have to read the newest book <EscherWRK> shadow of puppetmaster's sandwich or something like that |
| 2006-09-15 16:12:27 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<EscherWRK> I haven't applied myself to looking yet <firenze> well, seeing as i havent applied myself in years, i wont get upset at you |
| 2003-05-12 13:08:18 |
MC|Waldor |
<EscherWRK> I hope I'm not gay because I don't really like guys... I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body |
| 2005-01-03 11:05:59 |
MC|Workler |
<EscherWRK> I like hour hour system admin sends out a your mailbox is over the size limit! * EscherWRK scratches his head |
| 2005-03-01 16:38:48 |
nihil |
<EscherWRK> I like the idea of killing poor people from space <EscherWRK> I guess that's not a universal trait |
| 2010-09-17 20:42:49 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<EscherWRK> i make my characters as fugly as possible so the sex stuff is kinda awkward |
| 2011-06-08 16:48:15 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> I rebooted and now the Y access on the nipple is reversed |
| 2013-05-10 01:21:16 |
jb`fvegas |
<EscherWRK> I should probably go die |
| 2014-12-17 19:25:00 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<EscherWRK> I think I've finally figured out 'the deal' with twitter. find out todays news from hundreds of little half-funny tangential references from strangers |
| 2004-02-05 15:56:14 |
MC|Workler|code |
<EscherWRK> I was going to make a sticker of calvin peeing in a toilette, just because you never see those. |
| 2006-07-09 20:35:39 |
mc|workler |
<EscherWRK> I was thinking about repackaging a flashlight but selling it as a 1x1 Pixel display with 1000000:1 contrast ratio |
| 2005-01-21 18:07:02 |
MC|Scoot |
<EscherWRK> I will get with you |
| 2004-12-10 13:43:36 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> I would like to switch weapons with my buttcheeks, though |
| 2004-09-22 18:53:54 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> I'll tell u where the beef is! |
| 2006-01-13 16:46:51 |
nihil |
<EscherWRK> I'm bursting with flavor! |
| 2003-05-14 15:35:41 |
MC|Waldor |
<EscherWRK> I'm not sure I wanna connect your iDisk, I mean I don't know where that thing's been |
| 2004-02-12 14:07:20 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<EscherWRK> instant click assassinations could technically be infringing on Amazon.com's patent |
| 2009-10-28 15:41:42 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> iWipe <KFOBR> there's a CRAP for that |
| 2004-02-03 12:14:42 |
EscherWRK |
<EscherWRK> Jesus has been using a Linux workstation for about two and a half years at Nokia and for much longer outside of work. |
| 2014-12-19 00:41:47 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<EscherWRK> like the snowmen had like waist high bottom sections |
| 2004-02-11 13:40:04 |
mc2-sprocket |
<EscherWRK> Microsoft warns of "critical" flaw it found out about six months ago <[zc]Kinslayer> it's called 'XP' |
| 2010-08-27 12:33:36 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<EscherWRK> Nice, but I already have a spout at waist height that delivers yellow liquid |
| 2004-07-22 17:40:39 |
nihil |
<EscherWRK> not sure I'd want a phone that sounds like it's urinating |
| 2004-11-03 15:15:43 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> O man, I saw one of the higher end Jags this morning with those blingbling rotating wheel covers... looked like a rolling lump of steaming dog-turd |
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