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| 2011-03-09 13:13:29 |
d` |
<@MC|Waldorf> yeah... I need to video my front end for you :) |
| 2011-03-08 16:37:25 |
MC|Waldorf1 |
<Escher> nowadays Batteries and Motors are getting so good that electric at large size is feasible |
| 2011-03-08 16:34:36 |
MC|DearthNadir |
<@Escher> When I'm big and famous, I'll try to remember to crap some gold-plated turds out of my invisible spaceship for you allz |
| 2011-03-06 15:41:55 |
d` |
<@MC|Dorfbot> Kim got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. |
| 2011-03-03 21:13:53 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<Escher> it's much better to play with you guys, because then our suck level is about equal |
| 2011-03-03 14:43:42 |
MC|DearthNadir |
(Ken Jennings quote from reddit.com) My balls are carried for me at all times by the thirteen contestants who lost to me on Jeopardy back in 2004 with a negative score, meaning they didn't get to compete in Final Jeopardy. |
| 2011-03-03 05:38:10 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<MC-GuySmiley> ok so i haven't missed much *spr0k3t will be the judge of THAT |
| 2011-03-02 19:22:45 |
d` |
<@MC|Yoda> oh no, received poo from Escher and it doesn't appear to end! |
| 2011-03-02 16:12:06 |
MC|Waldorf |
<Escher> uhhh Yoda, Googleturd incoming |
| 2011-03-02 15:50:27 |
MC|DearthNadir |
<@MC|Waldorf> I just had a stroke of genius. Are you ready? Open your mouth, baby birds, cause Mama's about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler. |
| 2011-02-25 14:34:11 |
d` |
(From muppetstats) Is statlor stupid or just asking too many questions? 15.8% lines contained a question! Statler didn't know that much either. 15.1% of his lines were questions. |
| 2011-02-14 16:03:19 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|Uncle_Hef: I say church in the loosest sense... MC|Waldorf: naturally |
| 2011-02-14 08:59:26 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|Scoot> it may be a weird... geeky.. mostly ascii-based love, but it IS love |
| 2011-02-12 14:58:46 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<avuvy> a good pickle is a treasure. |
| 2011-02-12 14:58:11 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<d`> eHarmony Gets Hacked... <avuvy> it turns out that every woman's ideal match is an Argentinian computer security guy. go figure! |
| 2011-02-08 09:52:11 |
MC|Waldorf |
<avuvy> if you're in a downtown loft building, you need something crazy before you're justified in a noise complaint. Like, "my neighbor is bombing hanoi" or "my neighbor is having late night rehearsals for a chainsaw orchestra." |
| 2011-02-03 17:32:16 |
d` |
<@Esc> it's a matter of perspective <@Esc> You stop up a toilet and call your apartment people, they're gonna charge you too... cause that shit's YOUR problem =) |
| 2011-01-27 12:04:22 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|Waldorf> told "Satya Kadali" to "Hit me with those digits" earlier |
| 2011-01-26 20:27:47 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<Escher> updated the RAID card firmware (through many arduous steps involving a spatula, some neutrogena handsoap and a heat source) |
| 2011-01-25 21:16:54 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<Escher> my bunghole is tingling with the beginnings of pre-apprehension |
| 2011-01-19 09:37:36 |
d` |
<@MC|Waldorf> jb: I KISS YOU ON MOUTH |
| 2011-01-07 14:59:28 |
avuvy |
Escher: I think an elephant with a slowly decaying orbit is a lot more poetic |
| 2010-12-31 16:00:43 |
MC|Waldorf |
avuvy: it's all about piñon nuts today. |
| 2010-12-29 19:53:32 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<_lamby> the way the babies look at you while you club them...tragic but kind of hilarious at the same time |
| 2010-12-29 19:53:21 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<avuvy> you may blame the tie; I blame the misanthropy. |
| 2010-12-08 16:22:34 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|Scoot> until Richard Branson came along on his hair powered ship and knocked it out of orbit with naked hot chicks |
| 2010-12-06 16:02:53 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<_lamby> and you're talking to a dude who owns gigi on dvd |
| 2010-11-23 14:07:59 |
d` |
<MC|JoeBravo> all that text was totally cloggin my tubes |
| 2010-11-22 21:49:52 |
d` |
<esc> already spent 2 hours digging around in rat poops |
| 2010-11-19 13:21:57 |
d` |
<esc> oh rite 'other' not real <MC|Waldorf> they're both real to me. |
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