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| 2005-04-05 00:09:14 |
jb`burned |
<MC|BunsenHm> I think June Bugs spend a considerable fraction of their life going "ah shit... on my back again". |
| 2005-03-03 13:38:55 |
jb`class |
<KingpinMC|Work> yeah, but some of us like the taste of butt |
| 2004-08-06 10:36:58 |
jb`d3 |
<MC|Scoot> YO I GOTS SHIT! GIMME MIATA BYOTCH |
| 2013-11-14 23:02:19 |
jb`dallas |
<MC|Yoda> mothaerfuk |
| 2005-12-05 11:10:22 |
jb`dead |
<Escher> you can create an air of authority by prefacing your ideas wtih: "It has been decided, that Jeremy will have a sandwich" |
| 2004-09-07 16:21:20 |
jb`dead |
<MC|Workler|code> pathard XXX lager |
| 2002-08-02 15:33:34 |
jb`dead |
<nihil> I'm pretty sure that by 2004, it's going to be absolutely clear that George Bush Sr.'s biggest mistake was not failing to depose Saddam Hussein, but not getting that vasectomy before 1946. |
| 2004-08-10 14:06:00 |
jb`dead |
<MC|Scoot> I'd wrap my lips around a samoa cannon |
| 2005-12-15 12:13:44 |
jb`dead |
<MC|Waldorf> it's a hostile takeover! a facist coup! <nihil> VIVA REVOLUCION! |
| 2006-01-23 18:31:29 |
jb`dead |
<MC-GuySmiley> so i built a bitchin' meat car |
| 2005-12-19 16:05:25 |
jb`dead |
<nowaregirl> wtf is *cheese fudge* <nowaregirl> i bet scooter's *uncle dan* wouldve been all over that shit |
| 2004-08-10 12:42:50 |
jb`dead |
<nihil> because nothing says "don't sit next to me, jackass" like a couple of air tanks and a wetsuit at the ballpark |
| 2004-02-15 18:24:54 |
jb`ded |
<Lambadomy> I am so good I had to quit the muppets because they were holding me back |
| 2003-12-18 17:08:41 |
jb`ded |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> w00t! I won the Toys for Tots contest with the best dressed bear! <MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> "Beary Potter" :) :) :) |
| 2004-02-09 18:36:04 |
jb`ded`werk |
? MC-GuySmiley aims his ass at MC|Homeler |
| 2004-04-05 17:53:37 |
jb`down |
<MC|Waldorf`> !quote Im a retard |
| 2004-07-12 21:09:53 |
jb`fdead |
<Escher> but I must say.... I AM KING OF NO PANTS |
| 2013-06-02 08:23:07 |
jb`fdenali |
<MC-GuySmiley> i'm also out of whiskey, which is bullshit |
| 2012-06-25 16:10:20 |
jb`fhail |
<_lamby> Now that I have a lawn...what I really need is a croquet set |
| 2013-05-10 01:21:16 |
jb`fvegas |
<EscherWRK> I should probably go die |
| 2015-01-21 14:56:56 |
jb`fwerk |
<mc|statler> If you keep going around the island, the roads turn into nothing and you're driving through fields at night freaking out with a line of similar morons trailing behind you |
| 2010-04-13 10:08:06 |
jb`fwork |
<nihil> they'll fill the void with a rock-hard, pharmaceutically enhanced penis. |
| 2010-05-28 15:22:17 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|CaMiLLa> or somehow the humping action would keep it stable enough you wouldn't fall off? <MC|CaMiLLa> who says you can fall off of my humping action? |
| 2011-08-01 10:42:43 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|BunsenWrk> "Dear Diary - Just like last Winter, nothing happens around here. If it wasn't for the moaning/screaming and the smell of burning latex I'd have nothing to write about." |
| 2009-02-11 12:21:58 |
jb`fwork |
<KingpinMC|Work> apparently all I have to do for a bonus is give 3 vials of blood and have some stranger stick her finger up my bum and cough |
| 2010-04-09 12:35:25 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|Scoot> Oprah sure is soothing and trustworthy |
| 2010-04-05 16:06:36 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|Waldorf> there's... 7 of them or so fighting for nipplesauce |
| 2009-03-10 10:32:56 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|CaMiLLa> I'm the muppet slut |
| 2011-01-27 12:04:22 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|Waldorf> told "Satya Kadali" to "Hit me with those digits" earlier |
| 2010-01-06 11:33:40 |
jb`fwork |
<MC-GuySmiley> whoever said it was good to be the king never wore the crown |
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