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| 2015-09-03 23:19:37 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<MC|Statler> Yes, I would like the Super Duper Wacky Chicken Sandwich without the Super Duper Wacky Barbecue Sauce. |
| 2011-07-08 17:50:54 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<MC|Waldorf> meh... helmets just allow you to have an open casket funeral |
| 2005-12-07 16:59:59 |
blueblah |
<MC|Waldorf> yeah... 'tis a real skullfucker |
| 2004-03-24 15:22:07 |
MC|Waldorf` |
<MC|Workler|code> despite all my rage, I am still just a dork in a cube |
| 2004-03-12 16:22:03 |
MC|Waldorf` |
<MC|Workler|code> outback has a veritable cornucopia of f'ing good sauces |
| 2004-06-08 15:10:09 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|Workler|code> you can see the shimmering light on his underbelly from the manhole |
| 2007-06-04 14:48:27 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|YodaWork> i keep finding asshole |
| 2006-01-16 14:38:21 |
firenze |
<MC|YodaWork> What YOU need is DooGame! That's right folks, turn valuable throne-time into frag-time! Comfortable, relaxing... you'll forget why you were there! |
| 2004-07-09 12:27:48 |
MC|Waldorf` |
<nihil> but NOT AS BIG AS THE PENIS YOU WILL HAVE IF YOU PURCHASE OUR V^!^@^G^R^A |
| 2004-01-15 16:54:00 |
MC_Waldorf |
<nihil> fear of mad cow disease is like #509 on my list of reasons not to eat that. |
| 2004-04-08 14:14:01 |
MC|Waldorf |
<nihil> he's such a tool that craftsman gave him a lifetime warranty |
| 2003-10-15 13:41:45 |
MC-GuySmiley` |
<nihil> i dreamt last night that Winston Churchill was trying to steal my bed. |
| 2004-07-19 15:54:09 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<nihil> i dunno, but i'd sacrifice a toe to avoid getting hit by a high-velocity flaming leech basketball. |
| 2004-06-29 15:51:20 |
MC|Waldorf |
<nihil> i see your piz.za and raise you a calzo.ne |
| 2004-09-15 14:34:27 |
MC|Waldorf |
<nihil> I SPILL MY ACRO SEED FOR GREAT JUSTICE |
| 2004-01-20 11:34:25 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<nihil> whenever she walks through a room, a trail of $100 bills just sort of floats in the air behind her. |
| 2003-05-20 22:21:09 |
MC-GuySmi |
<NiTe> never pictured zoot playing a flute in white boxer's |
| 2004-08-11 17:41:49 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<ted_turner> George, I'll leave the stooges in the black and white universe they belong in if you leave the duck-billed stepnfetchit caricatures in the 7th level of hell they belong in. |
| 2003-11-06 14:33:26 |
MC-Waldorf |
<[zc]Kinslayer> its prolly huge knowing escher |
| 2003-11-18 14:14:57 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<[zc]Werkin1> with his other free hand resting on his penis, he looked comfy |
| 2005-10-13 11:47:29 |
nihillaptop |
blueroom: you should really reconsider your hooters options |
| 2005-10-19 09:01:39 |
properthil |
firenze: everytime you ping timeout, i die a little |
| 2010-07-05 17:31:01 |
`d |
MC-GuySmiley grabs the nipple clamps |
| 2007-09-07 10:51:47 |
MC|Waldorf[Italia] |
MC|Scoot: does it have a "vacuum naked" setting? |
| 2024-06-22 23:26:18 |
joebravo |
"<MC|Yoda> also had to craft a condom out of this blue glove" |
| 2006-11-21 16:08:47 |
afflicted |
"i got rid of my teeth at a young age, because teeth are for gay people. that's why fairies come and get them." - master shake |
| 2004-11-02 17:41:09 |
MC|Waldorf |
"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin |
| 2005-07-19 03:09:10 |
nihil |
#clan_muppet is PENT |
| 2004-09-22 19:27:47 |
MC|JoeBravo |
(..quit..) abysmal [~raashmore@h-67-100-19-122.dllatx37.covad.net] ( Killed (AdminServ (shout - channel takeovers are bad)) ) |
| 2003-06-11 15:08:47 |
nihil |
(.Y.) |
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