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| 2005-08-04 15:43:58 |
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nihil: those christian rehab camps are so much tougher than betty ford.... easier to fill the secret shoe-flask with whisky than atheism. |
| 2005-08-04 12:58:56 |
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MC|Workler: haha.. wait, that wasn't funny |
| 2005-08-03 11:54:02 |
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EscSiggraph: actually, I must say on the smellometer scale this crowd is MUCH better than the quakecon crowd |
| 2005-07-28 11:51:16 |
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EschLA: not only did he cause a wipe, he caused a wipe in a very bad place |
| 2005-07-27 13:16:11 |
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EschLA: jj the jetplane and the mystery of the pearl necklace |
| 2005-07-25 12:34:28 |
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MC|Statler: man flubber nuts would pretty much mean death, for you or someone you love |
| 2006-09-20 23:19:21 |
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<Escher> FUCK YOU GRID WARS AND SCOTCH! |
| 2005-05-10 14:56:42 |
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EscherWRK: they don't have internet in TN. Otherwise you'd hear more people sayin 'DAWGAUNIT, SPILT MY DIP CUP!' |
| 2005-04-14 12:56:34 |
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MC|BunsenWrk: Buy a pickup truck and you'll find that you have all sorts of friends. All moving. |
| 2005-04-18 11:02:36 |
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MC|Workler: I had this paranoia that the guy was going to bust out of the stall with his pants down, and some kind of contraption hooked up to his wang. |
| 2006-10-07 14:49:09 |
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<_ynzol> could just be like a melt re-harden problem too |
| 2007-04-21 21:17:05 |
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<Escher> it goes something like this: "Hi, I work for Nokia, making camera phones of which you may or may not Own. I would like to photograph you in the nude, at which point there may be some indiscreet Client/Employer interraction.. After that we'll get married, since you'll be carrying my baby" |
| 2006-12-20 21:59:32 |
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<MC|Scoot> the thing is.. if you've ever seen the entire Boise Teen Bewbfest, you'd realize a "best of" is a godsend... 80% of it CRAP |
| 2007-10-27 14:49:17 |
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<Esch> Sit on the toilet seat to cause the wax to seal. put nuts on.... |
| 2006-11-17 09:30:06 |
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<nihil> i went to career services today, and they gave me a comparison shopping guide for not only the squeegee, but the orange construction vest |
| 2005-09-08 15:15:07 |
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lamby: my penis hurts after a big session! |
| 2005-09-08 18:57:48 |
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MC|BunsenWrk: Eh... I don't know what I've got. It's a "grippy rubber". |
| 2011-05-04 09:51:38 |
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<@Escher> NO DISINTEGRATIONS! |
| 2010-11-16 21:28:37 |
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<MC|JoeBravo> it's friggin huge <avuvy> smartphone as penis substitute? |
| 2011-05-10 12:14:42 |
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<@jb`werk> woohoo! crotchspawn has left the building |
| 2011-05-22 09:02:57 |
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<@MC|BunsenHm> I'm in the future! BTW - the world didn't end. But Y2K totally did ruin us. But it was covered up by the vast right-wing conspiracy. |
| 2011-05-24 07:51:21 |
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<@MC-GuySmiley> That elbow to Stevenson's crotch and no foul call took the wind out of the whole Mavs team, seemed like. |
| 2011-05-27 10:01:06 |
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<@jb`werk> OW MY BALLS! OW MY BALLS! OW MY BALLS! |
| 2010-06-03 15:38:38 |
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<@MC|YodaWork> maybe it wouldn't be so hard to explain, if I only had a brain! |
| 2010-05-27 09:37:50 |
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<@nihil> kenny g is totally the devil. he takes music and steals its soul, which he uses to grow his hair. |
| 2010-05-27 19:48:44 |
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<@Escher> I got it up and going |
| 2010-05-28 14:57:12 |
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<@MC|CaMiLLa> still ridiculous though since I constantly print photo sessions! <@MC|UncleHef> quit printing your porn |
| 2010-10-21 08:21:22 |
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<MC|JoeBravo> may have overworked it yesterday <MC|JoeBravo> can barely straighten my left arm right now.. :) |
| 2010-10-29 05:48:32 |
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<Esc> o wow these guys are not human |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
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<nihil> ya, you cracka the joke, she cracka you skull. |
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