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| 2004-08-18 17:44:26 |
MC|Workler|code |
<Escher> traditional texas gerl <Escher> i.e. 24 divorced, two kids, etc |
| 2011-03-02 16:12:06 |
MC|Waldorf |
<Escher> uhhh Yoda, Googleturd incoming |
| 2011-01-26 20:27:47 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<Escher> updated the RAID card firmware (through many arduous steps involving a spatula, some neutrogena handsoap and a heat source) |
| 2013-06-24 08:01:49 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<Escher> well it's like walking around with a roll of quarters in my shorts |
| 2007-02-14 21:34:36 |
nihil |
<Escher> what's an "orifice"? <MC|GuySmiley> that's where ben dover works |
| 2010-08-11 16:29:46 |
MC|Waldorf |
<escher> witch doctor fix which the legions of Apple Fanbois happily disseminate intermingled with their never ending verbal fellatio of their turtle-necked-cult-icon |
| 2005-12-05 11:10:22 |
jb`dead |
<Escher> you can create an air of authority by prefacing your ideas wtih: "It has been decided, that Jeremy will have a sandwich" |
| 2005-10-13 02:59:12 |
jb`werk |
<EscherFrankFURT_Wiener> WOW this cnn weather woman is BIIIIIIG BONED <EscherFrankFURT_Wiener> good thing they have wide screen here |
| 2004-09-23 16:49:38 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> acro Tractors Verily FSFSFFFSFSSHIT |
| 2011-04-06 14:42:13 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> or maybe they're not plastic nuts on yours... but now awdays they area |
| 2013-02-14 13:58:45 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> WELCOME TO THE INTERWEBS! we've been keeping it warm, since you've been away .. mostly by urinating |
| 2004-10-28 14:58:31 |
nihil |
<EscherWRK> !addquote <bagel> Quote has been added <EscherWRK> oops <EscherWRK> !addquote <bagel> Quote has been added <EscherWRK> damnit! |
| 2008-01-17 17:20:47 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> .google mac osx screensaverengine crashes all the fucking time |
| 2004-07-26 11:35:20 |
MC|Scoot |
<EscherWRK> a movie about male lesbians is not culture! |
| 2005-11-14 12:31:58 |
jb`home |
<EscherWRK> after all they have to report on SOMETHING to bury the the 17th straight day of muslim rioting in paris <MC|Waldorf> paris is dating muslims now? |
| 2005-02-22 16:38:59 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> am I the only one who thinks Paris Hilton looks like a dog? <nihil> no... she's an afghan hound.. skinny, expensive, weird-looking, and dumb as a stick |
| 2013-03-15 20:45:13 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> anyway this one lady, I can tell really wants it, she called like 20 times today |
| 2003-10-02 14:59:10 |
MC|Scoot |
<EscherWRK> anyway, here's my happy old hose |
| 2011-11-04 01:40:56 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<EscherWRK> Anyway, I'll ask a totally unrelated question: How did Wally's burlesque show turn out in the end? |
| 2005-05-04 14:38:34 |
MC|Workler|code |
<EscherWRK> BEHOLD THE GASEOUS STENCH OF SKELETOR'S BREAKFAST BURRITO |
| 2013-10-04 08:04:10 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> but some thongs dont need to be said |
| 2012-09-12 15:59:13 |
mc|statler|code |
<EscherWRK> darn leybparf |
| 2014-12-04 09:54:23 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<EscherWRK> difficulty: no penis |
| 2012-10-28 22:46:53 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<EscherWRK> ezquake-gl 2.1 -> rate=100000, pushlatency=-999, vsync off (in menu), qtTV delay off, crosshair=2, crosshairsize=0.6, set new physics parameters rollangle,rollspeed=0, verify kickpitch,kickroll,kicktime=0, set gl_bloom off |
| 2004-09-01 16:32:12 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> funny in RXVT I can actually do 'pageup' to scrollback but not in secureCRT ... <MC|Scoot> yea, that's funny |
| 2012-08-12 00:56:50 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<EscherWRK> got about 3 slabs in and decided my life was forfeit |
| 2012-01-20 08:13:39 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<EscherWRK> He'd be very interested at how good I can do his song in Rock Band |
| 2007-06-08 11:30:52 |
_lamby |
<EscherWRK> heh I get a pen, and a little plaque that says something like: Way to Go, #1007343355692395! |
| 2012-10-25 20:21:02 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<EscherWRK> Hello, Jacob is here and want's to say hi to everyone.. we are learning about IRC |
| 2003-10-03 15:23:39 |
nihil` |
<EscherWRK> http://www.gftd.org/ <EscherWRK> more like rtrd.org |
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