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| 2011-05-27 15:59:43 |
MC|Waldorf |
mc|workler|code: I started with Massive Vulva.. couldn't finish |
| 2011-05-27 10:01:06 |
d` |
<@jb`werk> OW MY BALLS! OW MY BALLS! OW MY BALLS! |
| 2011-05-27 09:53:15 |
MC|Waldorf |
<KingpinMC|Work> it has nothing to do with security, we just dislike users |
| 2011-05-26 22:36:49 |
nihil |
<@Escher> because I'm sure it's saying something like: "10 wait; 20 if godot goto 40; 30 goto 10 |
| 2011-05-26 12:02:38 |
MC|Waldorf1 |
<mc|workler|code> wait what did I miss, is this the mormon chick |
| 2011-05-24 13:50:19 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|BunsenHm> BTW Nihil - you're my favorite lawyer in the whole world. ï¾ It's not a huge compliment, but it's something. |
| 2011-05-24 07:51:21 |
d` |
<@MC-GuySmiley> That elbow to Stevenson's crotch and no foul call took the wind out of the whole Mavs team, seemed like. |
| 2011-05-23 11:30:55 |
MC|Waldorf |
<KingpinMC|Work> I wonder how much more productive I could be if I didn't have to prove I was right so damn much |
| 2011-05-22 09:02:57 |
d` |
<@MC|BunsenHm> I'm in the future! BTW - the world didn't end. But Y2K totally did ruin us. But it was covered up by the vast right-wing conspiracy. |
| 2011-05-16 14:10:30 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|YodaWork> couldn't you just fill your kids diaper w/ sand? turn 'em into a weeble-wobble or something |
| 2011-05-12 14:10:13 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<mc|workler|code> at one point he walked off and left the syringe sticking in my shoulder |
| 2011-05-10 12:14:42 |
d` |
<@jb`werk> woohoo! crotchspawn has left the building |
| 2011-05-10 09:36:27 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<nihil> are you suggesting shenanigans on the part of TMZ?! They are only committed to ferreting out the truth. A Peabody award is in the works, I hear. |
| 2011-05-09 20:53:26 |
jb`werk |
<jb`werk> what happened to your chick from czech? <MC-GuySmiley> well, she's in czech... so that's 6500 miles away, and my penis is not that long. also, i'm hungry now. |
| 2011-05-09 13:48:08 |
MC|Waldorf |
<mc|workler|code> I laced Bolt's gatorade with turbo lax, and then took the candy bars from the counter in the bathroom |
| 2011-05-04 09:51:38 |
d` |
<@Escher> NO DISINTEGRATIONS! |
| 2011-05-04 09:51:32 |
d` |
<@MC|Waldorf> finnish him |
| 2011-05-02 01:30:34 |
MC|Waldorf |
<nihil> BREAKING: US TERROR ALERT LEVEL RAISED TO "CONFETTI." |
| 2011-04-29 16:14:22 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|Scoot> anyone else ever emailed a female coworker "you must be busy..." but accidentally wrote "busty" ? |
| 2011-04-29 12:41:58 |
_lamby |
<MC|Waldorf> mike's got an awesome personality |
| 2011-04-25 18:51:35 |
jb`notwerk |
<_lamby> kim is friends with my father in law?! |
| 2011-04-25 09:29:25 |
d` |
<@MC|Waldorf> that grocery list is cropped :) http://mademelaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/grocery-list.jpg <@nihil> IT IS YOU WHO ARE CROPPED |
| 2011-04-19 15:29:08 |
MC|Waldorf |
jb`training: by 3pm my ass ups |
| 2011-04-14 20:00:25 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<_lamby> I cant think of anything more ridiculous than circumcising yourself at age 99 <nihil> Well, there wasn't anything on tv |
| 2011-04-07 22:01:40 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Waldorf> guess I'm going to run home and kick dorfbot in the jibblies |
| 2011-04-06 14:42:13 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> or maybe they're not plastic nuts on yours... but now awdays they area |
| 2011-04-03 22:32:29 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|Yoda> FYI, if you ever use GParted to copy/resize a Windows 2008 server partition, you CAN use a Win7 disk to repair the partition, which will probably be required to get it to boot at all |
| 2011-04-01 13:28:23 |
d` |
<@EscherWRK> I was much smarter then <@MC|Waldorf> yeah.. we've had this discussion before :) |
| 2011-03-27 20:41:52 |
MC|Waldorf |
<nihil> I am not convinced of the caulking gun model. |
| 2011-03-15 03:49:54 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<Ranbiajia> today is my first bike home along the creek day instead of bike home along venice and dance with death. Death drives a bus BTW |
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