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| 2006-09-06 16:18:50 |
firenze |
Workin_Deadly: boo MC-GuyShaggly and his leather-clad hoes |
| 2004-04-07 13:11:22 |
firenze |
<MC|Scoot> all my quotes are potty quotes :( |
| 2006-01-16 14:38:21 |
firenze |
<MC|YodaWork> What YOU need is DooGame! That's right folks, turn valuable throne-time into frag-time! Comfortable, relaxing... you'll forget why you were there! |
| 2006-09-06 16:47:55 |
firenze |
SwedishChef: she couldn't find her way to wisconsin if she had a gps don't worry MC|CaMiLLa: you are in the same house dumbass MC|CaMiLLa: you know i'll slap you |
| 2005-10-21 15:07:33 |
firenze |
<MC|Scoot> puddingpop whore |
| 2005-11-01 11:14:21 |
firenze |
<lamby> ok what is the speech class going to do, whack him with a stick until he comes up with more words? <lamby> do you not own a stick? |
| 2005-12-27 13:44:58 |
firenze |
<MC|Scoot> my alias is Tyrell Mo Johnston <MC|Scoot> why "Mo", you ask? Because with Tyrell.. you always get a little mo' :D |
| 2006-10-12 14:27:12 |
firenze |
Escher: I'm a Logistics Gangsta! |
| 2005-12-27 13:27:55 |
firenze |
<MC|Scoot> get yourself hitched and start cranking out the younguns <MC-GuySmiley> jesus christ, why would he want to do that? |
| 2004-02-11 14:33:47 |
firenze |
<MC|Workler|code> that was some quality fleeing action though |
| 2006-10-20 09:40:51 |
firenze |
MC|BunsenWrk: I heard that the larger ones cause more pleasure. I don't think I could take more pleasure so I'll just keep mine as it is. |
| 2006-11-01 13:27:51 |
firenze |
MC|Scoot: woo, new monitor rules MC|Waldorf: congrats, mr. moneybags :) MC|Uncle_Deadly: hello kettle...this is the f'in kitchen |
| 2006-11-10 14:04:05 |
firenze |
MC-GuySmiley: i'm really spending a lot more time lately listening to merle haggard, which is not something i'd have ever thought would be true |
| 2005-11-16 12:14:12 |
firenze |
<MC-GuySmiley> i'm having to adjust to american chicks again, who are much more difficult to talk into sleeping with me than european chicks |
| 2005-09-03 16:45:10 |
firenze |
<joebravo> hm.. i should find pants |
| 2005-12-01 14:13:06 |
firenze |
<dorf> Results 1 - 10 of about 9,490 for vegan fellatio. (0.17 seconds) |
| 2020-06-04 23:18:19 |
grumbles |
<Yogurt> i don't know what color/finish you were going for. But if the goal was to make a poopswitch, congrats. you made a poopswitch |
| 2019-12-09 18:42:32 |
grumbles |
<@MC_Waldorf> humans are weird. |
| 2005-11-15 16:55:02 |
Izam-san |
[13:57] <nihil> aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa |
| 2005-12-15 15:11:55 |
Izam-san |
<MC|Waldorf> some weird dog/penis linking there |
| 2005-11-21 16:50:15 |
Izam-san |
<MC|Scoot> I remember when we used to have arguments about who's guarding the yellow armor <MC|Scoot> times have changed |
| 2005-09-12 12:02:08 |
jb`afk |
* MC|Waldorf shows lamb his expansion |
| 2005-09-06 13:55:32 |
jb`afk |
<MC|Statler> what the heck, Microsoft coming out with laser mouse 6000 <MC|Statler> logitech should respond with the BFL9000 |
| 2004-02-29 02:52:29 |
jb`b33r |
<spr0k3t> FORGET THAT CRAP. last time I slept, I lost some databases. |
| 2005-12-08 11:06:59 |
jb`bday |
<nihil> hey baby, you wanna do the needful? |
| 2010-08-21 13:30:09 |
jb`bleh |
<MC-GuySmiley> ...just bathed in dish detergent |
| 2006-10-10 15:42:25 |
jb`bleh |
<Escher> I'm leaking fluids! |
| 2006-11-08 15:38:24 |
jb`bleh |
<MC|Uncle_Deadly> it's a wang! <NiTe|home> it's not very impressive |
| 2010-10-01 02:03:13 |
jb`bleh |
<MC|Waldorf> A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal Ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB <MC|Waldorf> or in deadly's case, lots of packet loss |
| 2004-08-30 16:43:56 |
jb`bleh |
<MC-GuySmiley> that's like the time me and a bunch of friends were in a waffle house outside nashville, at like 3am, and the only other people in there were these 3 hillbillies. we pooled our quarters and hit the jukebox, programmed the macarena 12 times in a row and left just when the first one came on |
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