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| 2004-07-12 21:09:53 |
jb`fdead |
<Escher> but I must say.... I AM KING OF NO PANTS |
| 2003-05-12 17:45:17 |
MC|Waldor |
<Escher> Fixed ImageDesigner bug that would teleport hair to random places on my bod |
| 2003-11-26 04:29:12 |
joebravo |
<Escher> fortunately the sperms float up into the atmosphere and don't accumulate, otherwise I'd be in real danger of explosion |
| 2006-09-20 23:19:21 |
Dorfbot |
<Escher> FUCK YOU GRID WARS AND SCOTCH! |
| 2003-07-22 22:20:45 |
tr`joebravo |
<Escher> hold on a sec <Escher> I'm grepping around |
| 2005-08-23 17:04:10 |
lamby |
<Escher> I don't understand the point of using fat women in ads <nihil> maybe they're trying to attract fat women customers. <nihil> that's a demographic that screams "I consume all I see" |
| 2005-02-03 16:09:43 |
nihil |
<Escher> I never realized there could be TWO muscular guys with pony tails in dallas |
| 2003-08-19 22:13:53 |
Escher |
<Escher> I want my fob Integrated! |
| 2006-11-22 17:58:07 |
jb`werk |
<Escher> I'm a freaking teenage schoolgirl all the sudden. <MC|Yoda> oh? hey baby.... how you doin? |
| 2003-10-03 02:04:34 |
MCjr|Shad0w |
<Escher> I'm glad God invented explosive flatulence |
| 2006-10-10 15:42:25 |
jb`bleh |
<Escher> I'm leaking fluids! |
| 2004-12-11 14:38:12 |
jb`here |
<escher> I'm not worried about my gas! I'm worried about your bladder!! |
| 2003-10-21 09:07:01 |
MC|Workler|code |
<Escher> ice water is a neat invention <nihil> ice water, you say? <Escher> best thing since peeing |
| 2005-07-19 01:39:45 |
nihil |
<Escher> it appears that IDE is hotswappable <Escher> except maybe it doesn't work next time <Escher> that and there's an awful lot of smoke in here |
| 2007-04-21 21:17:05 |
Dorfbot |
<Escher> it goes something like this: "Hi, I work for Nokia, making camera phones of which you may or may not Own. I would like to photograph you in the nude, at which point there may be some indiscreet Client/Employer interraction.. After that we'll get married, since you'll be carrying my baby" |
| 2011-03-03 21:13:53 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<Escher> it's much better to play with you guys, because then our suck level is about equal |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<escher> just the next step in my intricate plan whose final glorious culmination will be to crush this world under my ironclad jackboot! |
| 2016-07-23 16:21:18 |
jb`lan |
<escher> killing little kids is fun! |
| 2006-08-10 21:48:20 |
nihil |
<Escher> kind of ugly is in these days |
| 2004-08-14 22:48:26 |
MC|JoeBravo`QCON |
<Escher> KISS YOUR DIRTY TOILET BRUSH |
| 2003-07-20 14:54:59 |
tr`joebravo |
<Escher> like I do something where i massage chanservs genitals or something |
| 2006-12-08 23:06:00 |
nihil |
<Escher> Look I've ALWAYS been a sap! |
| 2006-11-02 18:51:39 |
nihil |
<Escher> monkey-fish butt-sex! |
| 2011-01-25 21:16:54 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<Escher> my bunghole is tingling with the beginnings of pre-apprehension |
| 2011-03-08 16:37:25 |
MC|Waldorf1 |
<Escher> nowadays Batteries and Motors are getting so good that electric at large size is feasible |
| 2006-04-09 23:23:01 |
nihil |
<Escher> Orange == Orange |
| 2004-04-04 22:02:50 |
MC|Waldorf` |
<Escher> see the problem with hooters is u can't touch .. <MC|Statler|css> then it would be honkers |
| 2005-07-19 00:25:33 |
nihil |
<Escher> STOP HITTING ME U MEAN BIRD GUY!!! |
| 2006-02-17 21:42:56 |
nihil |
<Escher> the answer to someone's prayers! <Escher> probably mine, but I don't remember so good |
| 2004-04-04 16:14:12 |
joebravo |
<Escher> Too much wine makes my poop green. |
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