|
<< < | > >> |
(1557 text, showing 240 - 270)
|
|
date |
submitted by |
quote |
| 2011-10-06 09:43:42 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Uncle_Hef> voodoo shaman wearing the chamois from biking shorts in lieu of underwear |
| 2011-10-03 15:49:43 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|Uncle_Hef> there is a burn ban active, so I can't talk to any canadians |
| 2011-10-03 08:50:42 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> wearing the chamois from my biking shorts in lieu of underwear :/ |
| 2011-09-27 17:30:51 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<KingpinMC> when I die will someone bury a really large battery and a cisco router or switch fan in the coffin with me so I can be entranced even in death by the constant hum of my demise |
| 2011-09-09 15:50:34 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|Waldorf> kash can't admin his way out of a wet toilet paper linksys |
| 2011-08-23 21:05:38 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<mc|statler> I was hoping there'd be a pic of you sitting at this desk, and everything looks nice and lawyery, except there's a plate of brisket sitting there |
| 2011-08-22 20:50:50 |
nihil |
<@mc|statler> man I'd hate to get knouted to death |
| 2011-08-22 09:39:05 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> I'm curious because I've been thinking about breaking my clavicle. |
| 2011-08-13 20:07:26 |
MC|Waldorf |
<_lamby> was the waitress slightly overweight with a lazy eye, or perky but with a unibrow? |
| 2011-08-12 15:51:45 |
MC|Waldorf |
jb`fwork: i'm missing more than a few screws tho |
| 2011-08-01 10:42:43 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|BunsenWrk> "Dear Diary - Just like last Winter, nothing happens around here. If it wasn't for the moaning/screaming and the smell of burning latex I'd have nothing to write about." |
| 2011-07-28 09:17:48 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<jb`fwork> i'm a little annoyed i didn't have issues... problems would have justified leaving a hot chick at the bar |
| 2011-07-21 12:31:45 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> ya, but I figured MAYBE a witch boobies are just 'extremely!' |
| 2011-07-08 17:50:54 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<MC|Waldorf> meh... helmets just allow you to have an open casket funeral |
| 2011-07-08 15:30:25 |
MC|Waldorf |
<mc|workler|code> esch wins purely off of the strength of ninja groin |
| 2011-07-07 21:41:12 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> Remember, officer: I'm not out to destroy your career; you've already done that. I'm just part of the machine that makes it real. |
| 2011-07-05 08:39:32 |
jb`werk |
<MC|Uncle_Hef> yea, I still have never watched firefly |
| 2011-07-01 10:22:02 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<jb`werk> want in? we have a backdoor |
| 2011-06-29 16:33:37 |
MC|Waldorf |
<mc|workler|code> a swarm of robots went in and removed her uterus |
| 2011-06-24 20:04:24 |
EscherWRK |
poor man's socks5 proxy setup: (LOCAL) ssh -D 7070 user@(REMOTE) then point Socks5 proxy to 127.0.0.1 port 7070 |
| 2011-06-21 16:50:04 |
MC|Waldorf |
<mc|workler|code> I wonder if it would do better with a bigger dongle |
| 2011-06-17 15:14:35 |
MC|Waldorf |
<mc|workler|cod> I bet the on the patch panel that my cube's jack goes into, it says UNTRUSTED on my port |
| 2011-06-14 02:25:32 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> you can't put a dollar value on the ability to stumble out of bed and into an angry dog burger |
| 2011-06-08 16:48:15 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> I rebooted and now the Y access on the nipple is reversed |
| 2011-06-08 02:18:38 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> also, after every basket, the ball should be coated with ricotta. I think this would enhance the game. |
| 2011-06-04 15:11:42 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC-GuySmiley> one cock pointed at many holes |
| 2011-06-03 14:25:48 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Waldorf> ssh user@remotehost.com -L localport:remotehost.com:6667 |
| 2011-06-02 13:25:02 |
jb`werk |
<mc|workler|code> wait, they have goat porn? |
| 2011-06-01 21:36:59 |
nihil |
<@Escher> I have some terrible ideas, and there is virtually no one in the way of their implementation =) |
| 2011-05-28 22:07:54 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<d`> if you really want to get Christina Aguilera's competitive juices flowing, challenge her to a game of Galaga. |
|
<< < | > >> |
(1557 text, showing 240 - 270)
|