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| 2005-10-28 18:54:19 |
EscherWRK |
<jb`bleh> ecrater!! where your money goes into the crater never to be seen again! |
| 2004-10-07 14:07:24 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Scoot> the fear of a squirrel could provide electricity to an entire home |
| 2004-10-07 14:07:47 |
EscherWRK |
<KingpinMC|Work> do you know of something quick and easy to do in a 8qt caphalon pot? <MC|Scoot> pee? |
| 2004-10-14 15:12:38 |
EscherWRK |
<nihil> i'm told that it will make me fit, trim, and popular with the opposite sex. also, with an ipod, I will walk upon a carpet of rose petals. Without, people will continue to empty their chamber pots on me from 2nd floor hovels. |
| 2004-10-25 12:17:45 |
EscherWRK |
<nihil> i need a chip clip <nihil> something not right about stapling the bag shut to keep my doritos fresh |
| 2011-10-06 09:43:42 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Uncle_Hef> voodoo shaman wearing the chamois from biking shorts in lieu of underwear |
| 2003-07-11 15:40:03 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Workler|code> now if it was Kerry handling Lennon's ketchup on the sly... |
| 2003-05-19 12:19:58 |
EscherWRK |
<Esc> if you can provide another target, a military target... then NAME THE SYSTEM <AgntSmith> dantoine - lets eat at dantoine <deedlit> no italian |
| 2011-12-08 23:52:20 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Waldorf> chicks dig giant rats |
| 2004-10-27 12:25:59 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Scoot> you could spend years chasing down birds with your bat and not hit anything |
| 2004-10-28 14:55:14 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Scoot> can you major in beef jerky? |
| 2004-10-28 18:19:47 |
EscherWRK |
<D`> noooo, dont delete anything from the d drive | * D`/#clan_muppet spins up |
| 2003-07-24 14:02:15 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|YodaWork> well come over and put your thing on my box and we can see what it do :) |
| 2004-08-17 15:24:33 |
EscherWRK |
* MC|Waldorf spins, explodes, then reappears in a red and gold bra with white-starred blue panties. |
| 2004-11-15 11:32:54 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Scoot> I know! every time I tee up I think "boobs" and then <SLICE> |
| 2009-04-02 11:50:23 |
EscherWRK |
<nihil> FORGOTTON, THE ROBOT OF EBBING MEMORY, DEMANDS OBEDIENCE |
| 2003-10-06 15:22:08 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|BunsenLaptop> And, because of me writing that, I now can't get the Bee Gee's outta my head. <MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> MC|BunsenLaptop: I used a hammer |
| 2004-06-23 14:13:48 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Scoot> she's really, really, really nice.....she never lived in NY |
| 2005-01-05 14:03:09 |
EscherWRK |
* MC|Scoot sips Folgers, spews, and goes f*cking nuts with rage |
| 2009-07-07 12:40:39 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Animal`> There are no forks at Medieval Times because there where no forks in medieval times. Would you like a refill of your pepsi? |
| 2005-01-04 14:34:53 |
EscherWRK |
* MC|Scoot escapes down the hill hamster-style |
| 2009-07-07 12:40:56 |
EscherWRK |
<jb`fwork> hrm, apparently management doesn't like it when you respond to email questions with linux commands |
| 2004-06-29 12:04:00 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|BunsenWrk> Nihil, you can be such an asymptote sometimes. |
| 2003-10-01 14:53:04 |
EscherWRK |
* nihil yells "THEATER" in a crowded fire |
| 2005-01-04 14:32:45 |
EscherWRK |
* nihil captures scoot in a mostly round, not-reflective-but-definitely locked cage |
| 2004-07-07 14:50:25 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Workler|code> I can't say I feel bad for them though, with everything they do to the bulls.... well, other than the automatic sympathy one man feels when seeing another man get gored in the crotch. |
| 2006-03-14 14:33:41 |
EscherWRK |
<nihil> SCRIM/WAR PROBLEMS? THIS P1LL CAN HELP U GO ALL NIGHT! |
| 2004-07-09 13:08:02 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Octopunch> omg this is the best name evar!!!!11ONE |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Scoot> gotta lube it |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
EscherWRK |
FARK: The Japanese culture does not like to be yelled at |
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