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| 2005-02-03 16:32:07 |
nihil |
<avuvyJ0EX> and I bet those nipples are drawn on. |
| 2005-02-03 16:51:32 |
nihil |
<avuvyJ0EX> but no, the other driver wasn't trying to hurt him...he was trying to WARN him...about the AXE WIELDING RACCOON HANGING ONTO THE MUFFLER |
| 2007-09-10 03:58:48 |
KingpinMC|Work |
<avuvyPYNFF> back in the day, we didn't need dns. we just remembered the ip addresses of the internet. Also, there were mammoths. |
| 2006-11-01 11:19:51 |
_lamby |
<avuvyPYNFF> lamb, right now it looks like i'll probably be a squeegee guy at an intersection on the service road for I-35. |
| 2006-02-12 14:03:07 |
jb`werk |
<bagel> Have YOU raped a lawn gnome today? * MC-GuySmiley/#clan_muppet nods |
| 2004-12-26 01:16:53 |
jb`sick |
<bagel> Just do it like Nike... BEEATCH! |
| 2004-09-05 03:03:25 |
nihil |
<bagel> Nobody scored any points for this game! Pathetic! |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<bagel> searching for quotes matching 'mammaries' by request of nihil |
| 2003-09-10 18:51:00 |
joebravo |
<bagel> [17:50] Server got stoned; jumping... |
| 2003-11-21 21:46:08 |
Escher |
<bender> Take That, Beethoven! You deaf bastard. |
| 2010-10-05 16:46:56 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<bert> 3. Esc -1 [Servo Actuated Ass Massager Sale!] Barely used! |
| 2005-12-05 10:11:09 |
Escher |
<blue> "being a man is so awesome b/c we are powerful. and we dont have sweater puppies that, while intriguing, lead only to moral decay." |
| 2005-12-07 16:35:35 |
blueblah |
<blueblah> if you're doing shots every 5 mins, maybe now isnt the time to seriously consider accepting a job offer <joebravo> hahahaha <MC|Waldorf> if my past has taught me anything, it's best to make life-changing decisions after several shots |
| 2008-01-22 17:41:04 |
MC|Waldorf |
<chux`> how do u spell namonya or w/e it is ppl get |
| 2003-10-22 16:32:39 |
EscherWRK |
<codelock> fkn tyop |
| 2004-08-30 18:28:11 |
EscherWRK |
<codelock> i feel like im lagged <codelock> but i guess not <MC|Waldorf> we have that effect on people |
| 2004-09-18 02:19:42 |
nihil |
<cptwithit> eat about 5 planters cocktail peanuts, take a sip of beer then munch two slices of beef jerky. You will be sent to beernerky heaven... <cptwithit> i'm guessin' my morning dump will also be sent to beernerky heaven. |
| 2007-02-09 11:49:03 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<cptwithit> rockin' an "edge pad" since '98... where the fuck is headlessbill? since 1996. |
| 2008-06-10 23:19:25 |
donttazemechael |
<donttazemechael> 666 6576 doesnt spell anything...all it does is make people think I am a satan worshipper <nihil> you're not? <joebravo> you aren't? |
| 2004-10-18 16:18:27 |
nihil |
<dooher> No, I don't love Barney, who is fake. I love my fake sister, who is real. |
| 2007-04-16 21:06:00 |
jb`werk |
<Dorfbot> crap... waldorf's here. bbl |
| 2005-02-02 13:38:33 |
EscherWRK |
<Dorfbot> Turing this! *grabs crotch* |
| 2006-03-03 16:19:52 |
MC-GuySmiley`werk |
<Dubya> "I believe that a prosperous, democratic Pakistan will be a steadfast partner for America, a peaceful neighbor for India, and a force for freedom and moderation in the Arab world." <nihil> hello, dummy |
| 2004-01-12 12:46:59 |
EscherWRK |
<dubyajay> that job seems like a monkey job....and i'm not qualified <MS> you're not qualified to do a monkey job? |
| 2008-10-08 01:11:38 |
nihil |
<d`> ass full of pipe wrench |
| 2010-08-04 16:51:17 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<d`> does animal constantly stay logged into StarWars Galaxies? |
| 2011-02-12 14:58:11 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<d`> eHarmony Gets Hacked... <avuvy> it turns out that every woman's ideal match is an Argentinian computer security guy. go figure! |
| 2006-11-24 11:27:42 |
Escher |
<D`> fear can scare the crap out of you if you play it in the dark |
| 2011-05-28 22:07:54 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<d`> if you really want to get Christina Aguilera's competitive juices flowing, challenge her to a game of Galaga. |
| 2004-04-06 16:27:41 |
EscherWRK |
<D`> kill and money are all u need |
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