#clan_muppet - EnterTheGame

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2012-10-25 20:21:02 MC|Dorfbot <EscherWRK> Hello, Jacob is here and want's to say hi to everyone.. we are learning about IRC
2012-10-03 17:05:54 mc|workler|code <MC|Waldorf> the hammer is my penis
2012-09-20 08:34:15 MC|Dorfbot <jb`fwork> finally my wrist started hurting, and i stopped
2012-09-17 18:47:58 MC|Dorfbot <jb`ubook> i was 15 :p <MC|BunsenWrk> Yikes! You were REALLY a kid. I'd like to apologize for giving you so much respect back in the day.
2012-09-14 20:45:12 MC|Dorfbot <MC|UncleDeadly> by special, I don't mean nude pics of me this time <nihil> there are enough of those floating around that it's no longer special.
2012-09-12 15:59:13 mc|statler|code <EscherWRK> darn leybparf
2012-08-30 22:22:20 MC|JoeBravo <EscherWRK> Panda Nuggets FTW
2012-08-29 09:26:22 MC|Dorfbot <EscherWRK> well now they have this pie chart of my spending... Mortgage Dining Utilities Groceries Household Daycare and Debauchery
2012-08-12 00:56:50 MC|Dorfbot <EscherWRK> got about 3 slabs in and decided my life was forfeit
2012-08-12 00:53:09 nihil <@EscherWRK> how can cheeze lol
2012-08-05 18:05:42 nihil <@EscherWRK> There are only 2 things hard in programming: pointers, naming things and off by one errors
2012-07-31 20:25:05 MC|Waldorf EscherWRK: When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a Ferrari with the keys locked in
2012-07-23 13:53:04 MC|Dorfbot <jb`fwork> word has spread that i'm driving a yaris.. <lamby> lots of dudes hitting on you or something?
2012-07-14 20:44:37 MC|Dorfbot <_lamby> but I think i'm going to do the ones with integrated trim <nihil> the early generation leds only had separate but equal trim.
2012-07-12 16:06:07 MC|Dorfbot <MC|BunsenWrk> Pecker is a term used by guys that I consider old (i.e. really old guys), as opposed to guys that you consider old (i.e. me)
2012-06-28 11:42:12 MC-GuySmiley <MC|Waldorf> first gay oreos and now obamacare upheld... been a rough week for some. ;)
2012-06-25 16:10:20 jb`fhail <_lamby> Now that I have a lawn...what I really need is a croquet set
2012-06-20 10:18:15 MC|Waldorf <MC|BunsenWrk> Maybe Microsoft will have a FixIt button for this soon. <nihil> would like a FixIt button for my life.
2012-06-19 11:00:33 mc|statler|uverse <MC|BunsenHm> But she nails Vasquez in my mind.
2012-06-08 10:59:03 jb`work <MC-GuySmiley> I AM 7 YEARS OLDER THAN JESUS
2012-05-13 00:52:38 MC|Dorfbot <MC|BunsenHm> Diablo 3 is another one of those 4th person shooter games: Me watching someone play a 3rd person shooter. <EscherWRK> yes, but you get to influence the action... much like driving a dodge omni
2012-05-09 19:23:54 MC|Waldorf <mc|statler> hanging at the bar at a Majestic Burger waiting on fodo ... <nihil> fodo, the wing-bearer.
2012-05-01 14:01:40 MC|Waldorf <mc|workler|code> what is redtube
2012-04-16 15:23:56 MC|Waldorf <MC|UncleDeadly> you can play with one tit while the other feeds the kid
2012-04-05 14:36:47 MC|Waldorf <MC|UncleDeadly> lesson learned though...don't get drunk at scarborough faire and tell your wife - "sure, whatever you want"
2012-04-04 13:22:54 statler MC|Waldorf P49WD-CD6HW-X9CXY-99VVJ-VPW7K
2012-04-03 14:23:41 MC|Waldorf1 <MC|Camilla> I love my kids to death but shit people.
2012-03-23 11:35:58 joebrillex <MC|Uncle_Deadly> just don't be drawing any dongs or such and sending them to Brookie
2012-03-22 19:23:32 MC-GuySmiley <_lamby> 4 cars for 2 people <_lamby> AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
2012-03-15 14:07:25 MC-GuySmiley MC|Waldorf GISes for training bra... has immediate regret
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