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| 2012-03-01 13:21:51 |
MC|Waldorf |
statler: the empire is not so imposing when they recommend Netscape Navigator for best browsing |
| 2006-09-06 16:47:55 |
firenze |
SwedishChef: she couldn't find her way to wisconsin if she had a gps don't worry MC|CaMiLLa: you are in the same house dumbass MC|CaMiLLa: you know i'll slap you |
| 2016-04-26 23:40:19 |
jb`werk |
Texas hail protection: https://imgur.com/a/Igg64 |
| 2003-07-30 16:04:46 |
joebravo |
Think about how stupid the average person is; now realise half of them are dumber than that. - George Carlin |
| 2003-06-11 15:09:34 |
MC|Scoot |
This quote specifically designed to ilicit sexually frustrated giggling: HERHIES! |
| 2005-12-19 14:21:42 |
Escher |
tortreviewhil: and you'd better hope you can get those pod bay doors open! |
| 2003-10-01 20:10:53 |
joebravo~ |
Uhh ... nothing to see here .. move along! |
| 2004-01-26 11:41:08 |
nihil |
verbing weirds language |
| 2003-06-08 00:38:46 |
Escher |
we have armadillos in our trousers! |
| 2009-06-10 16:58:21 |
jb`fwork |
What a creepy neighbor may look like --> <MC|Waldorf> binocularing new renters |
| 2003-07-29 14:13:31 |
nihil |
Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply devour the others? |
| 2006-09-06 16:18:50 |
firenze |
Workin_Deadly: boo MC-GuyShaggly and his leather-clad hoes |
| 2025-02-04 09:22:24 |
eschx |
Yoder: big nuts are still sensitive |
| 2024-08-05 15:15:33 |
eschx |
Yoder: plenty of kinks to work out.. but when i'm not home, I use far less power |
| 2025-06-06 09:15:09 |
eschx |
Yoder: you gonna print me a wood-nut? |
| 2004-01-02 14:09:34 |
nihil |
Zombie eat brains, but zombie cannot swallow this injustice. |
| 2008-08-15 16:58:29 |
newscaster |
[13:51] MC|Uncle_Hef: for instance, my next domain will be joebravo.sucks [13:51] jb`werk: i think ty has that reserved already |
| 2004-02-17 15:58:31 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
[13:55] <p0cah0ntas1> boy.. thats alot of sucking |
| 2005-11-15 16:55:02 |
Izam-san |
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| 2003-10-30 16:09:23 |
MC|Waldorf |
[14:01] <EscherWRK> slashdot work for anyone? I'm getting a 500 <MC|BunsenLaptop> They probably accidently posted a link to themselves.... |
| 2007-09-20 07:22:58 |
nihil |
[18:52] <MC|Waldorf> why she fucks cashews |
| 2004-03-24 20:46:59 |
SwedishChef |
[20:55] <Statler|flux> then maybe one day she could be good at fooseball and people would be like man.. fooseball is her middle name |
| 2013-08-05 09:13:26 |
MC|BunsenWrk |
[22:11] <@nihil> but carl sagan and jimmy stewart don't sound much alike. [22:12] <@nihil> well, they do now, because they're dead. |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
[mc|waldorf[w3rk]] there are 10 types of muppets in this world... those that understand binary and those that do not. |
| 2006-06-13 16:51:03 |
MC|Waldorf |
_lamby: *returns to lesbian orgy* |
| 2007-01-25 13:55:16 |
MC|Waldorf |
_lamby: yeah ever since I got married I stopped dating chicks from work |
| 2007-09-20 07:19:47 |
MC|Waldorf |
_lamby> monkey nut fucker |
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