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| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<nihil`> i am both out of shape and have severe problems with authority. |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
escherwrk |
<escherwrk> without rap and country music we'd be living on mars by now |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|workle |
<[zc]kinslayer> is it true that they still hang canadians in texas? :o |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<mc|scoot> i bet you can achieve true maximum jigglyness in zero-g |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<mc|scoot> the future of pornos.. strauss' blue danube playing as busty canyons comes floating out of her space capsule towards buck starcream |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<joesl33p> what time is it there, esch? <escfinn> my watch tells me 1:30 but my scotch tells me... 'drink me' |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<army> but you are mature and responsible... i shock people with tazers. |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
nihil |
<mc|scoot> i've yet to win just one eel in my life |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
joebravo |
<esc3650> quotes add <esc3650> i will now control the bots from my phone... because i can! <esc3650> ...when i said bots it thought i meant anus |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|homele |
<mc|workums> all the sleeperz in da house say zzzzzzzz!!!!!! |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<escher> just the next step in my intricate plan whose final glorious culmination will be to crush this world under my ironclad jackboot! |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<mc|scoot> damn wizzy, you make me wish i had three hands! |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
escherwrk |
<mc|scoot> nobody ever orders a barbershop quartet to strip :/ |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<bagel> searching for quotes matching 'mammaries' by request of nihil |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
nihil |
<[MC]Zoot> haha MAKE MINE MAMMARIES |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
MC|Waldor |
<z0rr0> i wonder what urine tastes like |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Scoot> gotta lube it |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
EscherWRK |
FARK: The Japanese culture does not like to be yelled at |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
MC|JoeBra |
* nihil runs around the channel w/ his pants on his head |
| 2003-05-09 18:16:31 |
SwedishCh |
<wizard_work> sucking makes it fun |
| 2003-05-09 08:14:33 |
MC|Waldor |
<MC|Scoot> just think of all the FedEx commercials you'll be able to flip-off in HIGH DEFINITION soon! |
| 2003-05-09 00:41:51 |
MC|Waldor |
<MC|Workums> she gives me diaharrea of the peepee |
| 2003-05-08 15:39:55 |
MC|Waldor |
<MC|BunsenWrk> MMMmmm... Pleasuremaster 9000. Throw some cheez balls into the mix and you've got a recipe for a perfect evening in front of TV. |
| 2003-05-08 15:29:38 |
MC|Waldor |
<MC|Scoot> being pretty ain't easy |
| 2003-05-08 15:28:15 |
MC|Waldor |
Fark headline: Beer truck captures escaped elephant. Is there anything beer can't do? |
| 2003-05-08 14:52:18 |
MC|Waldor |
I was out with my friends and this hot chick rides by on a bike and one of my friends said, 'Dude... I wish I was that bicycle seat'... I was like man, you should set realistic goals for yourself. Something like... 'Dude... I wish I was the guy that gets to bang THAT... or at least something that doesn't require sorcery... |
| 2002-08-02 15:33:34 |
jb`dead |
<nihil> I'm pretty sure that by 2004, it's going to be absolutely clear that George Bush Sr.'s biggest mistake was not failing to depose Saddam Hussein, but not getting that vasectomy before 1946. |
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