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| 2008-08-11 14:55:34 |
wizard-sick |
<jb`werk> small size is the reason i got my 12" in the first place |
| 2003-05-19 10:59:49 |
wizard-we |
<[MC]zoOt> man I wish I was a Jew <[MC]zoOt> I'd put the Jew back into Jewelry |
| 2003-06-05 11:26:47 |
wizard-we |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> funny thought I had last night: I'm laying there in bed thinking... wow... there are 18 nipples in this bed not counting my own. |
| 2003-05-12 10:50:28 |
wizard-wo |
<kin> i guess autographed jordan books is a fair exchange for man eating spiders, terrorists, inbreds and their rednecks... |
| 2003-06-02 14:12:09 |
wizard-wo |
<MC|Scoot> every time I strafe through the office, or imagine planting a rocket at the boss' feet, my heart plays on |
| 2003-07-11 12:14:18 |
wizard-work |
<MC|Scoot> did I mention that tonight.. I HAVE A DATE?! <MC|Scoot> she's my cuddly little psycho hose beast of love |
| 2004-09-09 10:33:00 |
wizard-work |
<MC|Scoot> you see.. when men "choke the chicken", it's a reference, but not with ACTUAL chickens.. |
| 2005-03-23 13:31:35 |
wizard-work |
<MC|Scoot> does quake dude come with a cane? |
| 2005-11-18 10:59:34 |
wizard-work |
<KingpinMC|Work> I am sporting my Windows Server 2003 fleece vest this morning :P <MC|BunsenWrk> I'm wearing my "Windows 95 rules!" thong. <MC|Scoot> with the Blue Screen of SEXY |
| 2006-09-27 14:42:27 |
wizard-work |
<@firenze> apparently if you pull slowly, you can just keep on pulling |
| 2005-03-11 22:57:17 |
wizard`` |
<Statler> cool.. afk diaper change (not for me) |
| 2004-03-10 17:30:20 |
XP-Frood |
<MC|Waldorf`> un margarita, una playa, y una madre caliente |
| 2003-05-13 21:24:43 |
zard |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> i would not be opposed to an event in which the court opened up, swallowed the lakers team, then sealed itself. |
| 2003-06-08 20:48:37 |
zard |
<MC|Statler> sounds about as fun as making love to a radial saw |
| 2003-06-13 09:28:48 |
zard |
<Workin_Deadly> how much does he weigh now? <MC|Workler|code> 24.6 <Workin_Deadly> how old? 8 months? <MC|Workler|code> 7 <Workin_Deadly> WTH you feed him? Miracle Gro? |
| 2007-07-03 10:07:23 |
zard-pvp |
<@mc|workler|doc> I could jiggle it and it would go in and out |
| 2004-06-06 04:14:27 |
[oMc]JoeBravo|MC |
<MC|Yoda> nite tequila + vodka + blueberry milk = bad |
| 2006-01-12 16:46:58 |
_lamby |
<_lamby> pigeons are fine, no one ever got aids from having sex with a pigeon |
| 2006-01-24 22:10:17 |
_lamby |
<MC-GuySmiley> !quote ridiculous <bagel> No quotes found <MC-GuySmiley> now, that's ridiculous |
| 2006-03-21 23:19:22 |
_lamby |
<mc|workler|code> Tell me more about this Chunk Norris |
| 2006-08-09 13:18:56 |
_lamby |
<mc|statler> of course, mother-in-law goes on a walk with jacob, and immediately the baby wakes up <MC|Waldorf> then pick him up and hurl him |
| 2006-11-01 11:19:51 |
_lamby |
<avuvyPYNFF> lamb, right now it looks like i'll probably be a squeegee guy at an intersection on the service road for I-35. |
| 2007-06-08 11:30:52 |
_lamby |
<EscherWRK> heh I get a pen, and a little plaque that says something like: Way to Go, #1007343355692395! |
| 2008-12-23 14:11:29 |
_lamby |
<newscaster> !addquote jb`fwork_: damn. i could sure go for some big cock right about now... <bagel> Quote has been added * MC|Scoot rofls <MC|Scoot> you just broke a bajillion quote rules <newscaster> :D <jb`fwork_> ... * jb`fwork_ sets mode: -o+b newscaster *!*newscaste@12.39.147.* * newscaster was kicked by spr0k3t (BANNED) |
| 2011-04-29 12:41:58 |
_lamby |
<MC|Waldorf> mike's got an awesome personality |
| 2006-10-19 12:42:03 |
_ynzol |
<mc|workler|code> ...I'd definitely want to have the stick straight out in front of me at arms length |
| 2010-07-05 17:31:01 |
`d |
MC-GuySmiley grabs the nipple clamps |
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