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| 2013-11-13 16:27:21 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|YodaWRK is now known as MyAss |
| 2004-02-26 13:50:12 |
MC|Waldorf |
Muplibs#1: <MC|Scoot> I've yet to open up a [noun] and not get spooged ... <mc2-sprocket-chatty> maybe if I'm more gentle when I open it? ... <MC|Scoot> peeling the [noun] away very very slowly seems to help ... <mc2-sprocket-chatty> i spose I could try to [verb] the [noun] prior to opening.. |
| 2005-08-11 12:51:52 |
MC|Waldorf |
Nihil O'Reilly: SHUT UP SHUT UP |
| 2005-03-31 17:59:47 |
EscherWRK |
nihil's perl of wisdom: <nihil> $input =~ /(whatever)/; <nihil> do_stuff_to($1); |
| 2006-07-27 19:20:41 |
MC|Waldorf |
nihil: fantasying-fuckingstandartnonerrant |
| 2006-11-19 20:33:06 |
Escher |
nihil: i think "erotic assassin" is the preferred terminology |
| 2005-11-03 14:34:39 |
Dorfbot |
nihil: i'm not one of those guys who tries to show off by pulling a boxcar full of magnets with my scrotum |
| 2005-07-12 18:13:59 |
MC|Waldorf |
nihil: it supports ass-breathing |
| 2005-08-15 14:37:14 |
Dorfbot |
nihil: it took 9 years, but we've sunk to golf talk. |
| 2006-08-29 12:56:39 |
wizard-laptop |
nihil: it's always been my dream to see bob newhart in an airtight glass tube. |
| 2006-09-27 00:21:07 |
MC|Waldorf |
nihil: ladysmith black mombazo |
| 2006-04-15 13:12:01 |
MC|Waldorf |
nihil: pride goeth before the fall, especially if you let go of the handlebars. |
| 2005-07-21 13:54:28 |
MC|Waldorf |
nihil: RUN FOR YOUR E-LIVES |
| 2005-07-13 17:29:49 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
nihil: so, i'm doing some cleaning... I have discovered that instead of having 2 guitar picks, I have roughly 3.5e12 |
| 2006-04-03 02:08:46 |
MC|Waldorf[bot] |
nihil: someone drew a penis on my godzilla :( |
| 2005-05-23 17:18:43 |
MC|Waldorf |
nihil: that's what I'm thinking of... old-people diapars |
| 2006-06-21 17:58:29 |
MC|Waldorf |
nihil: the theater organ is a pancreas... just so you know |
| 2005-04-28 18:14:49 |
MC|Waldorf |
nihil: the theoretical precision to which a quantity of beer can be measured is inversely proportional to the measuring ability of the measurer. |
| 2005-08-04 15:43:58 |
Dorfbot |
nihil: those christian rehab camps are so much tougher than betty ford.... easier to fill the secret shoe-flask with whisky than atheism. |
| 2005-03-24 20:27:05 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
nihil: though, if this case leads to the pro life crowd keeping the duct tape there, then at least some good will come out of it. |
| 2006-01-27 14:33:39 |
Dorfbot |
nihillaptop: my baby gravy fairy isn't doing its damn job!! |
| 2006-05-22 11:29:18 |
MC|Waldorf |
NiTe: I wish I could get someone pregnant |
| 2006-09-05 14:41:08 |
MC|Waldorf |
NiTe: stats keyboard looks like a vagina hehe |
| 2004-12-06 18:33:29 |
nihil |
no quote is good enough for #500, so adding this so we can get back to adding quotes |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
our eyes met across the crowded hat store. i, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. oh, i pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and i withdrew, and so we danced. i burned for her, much like the burning during urination that i would experience soon afterwards. |
| 2011-06-24 20:04:24 |
EscherWRK |
poor man's socks5 proxy setup: (LOCAL) ssh -D 7070 user@(REMOTE) then point Socks5 proxy to 127.0.0.1 port 7070 |
| 2004-06-08 13:47:52 |
MC|Scoot |
Power Corrupts. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely. But it Rocks Absolutely, Too. |
| 2005-08-04 15:35:16 |
MC|Waldorf |
Results 1 - 20 of about 5,660 for bosom [definition]. (0.05 seconds) | Show: All sizes - Large - Medium - Small |
| 2011-12-07 14:32:29 |
MC|Waldorf |
SCOBR: how about "Warning: Crazy mofo in IT is totally packing heat" |
| 2003-06-18 10:33:13 |
nihil` |
seen deep_food_texas |
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