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| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
joedead |
<mc|waldorf[w3rk]> i talked to this customar and he siad he had some warez to offar. haha, no, not doom ii or raise of the triad, it was armors and swords this time. |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
joedead |
<nihil> i doubt my getting fired from the dairy queen is a bellwether of recession, but it sure is a bellwether of i stuck my wang in the butterscotch. |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
joedead |
<nihil`> afk, rinsing thermos <nihil`> zo! <nihil`> the thermos is rinsed! |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
joedead |
<nihil`> i hear the hamptons has people there that don't even stick spoons up their nose. now that's classy |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
joedead |
<esc> u aren't supposed to unfold origami u goofs |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
joebravo |
<nihil> he wants to be crushed with muscular love, i suppose. |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
joesl33p |
<mc|scoot> hehe, got a mental image of an f1 car going waaaay outta bounds and trashing your house |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
our eyes met across the crowded hat store. i, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. oh, i pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and i withdrew, and so we danced. i burned for her, much like the burning during urination that i would experience soon afterwards. |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
nihil |
<[zc]kinslayer> i got everyone in the locker room to sign my stick |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<mc|waldorf[afk]> so... this dyslexic walks into a bra... |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
nihil |
<nowaregirl> u can autodetect irony but it causes all kinds of conflicts and such with most windowz apps |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
nihil |
<nowaregirl> the english havent really progressed much since the days of being beaten down by the jutes have they |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
nihil |
<nihil> you hit me over the head of my heart with the folding chair of luv |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|workle |
<nihil`> don't get your peter torqued. |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|joeafk |
<mc|bunsenwrk> there will always be evil in the world. there will always be those that want to kill or destroy others. |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<kinslayer> but im a smartass everyday :/ |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
[mc|waldorf[w3rk]] there are 10 types of muppets in this world... those that understand binary and those that do not. |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|joebra |
* escher is now at the mercy of buttcrack man |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<mc|statler> he was one of the best inbeds |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<mc|bunsenwrk> speaking of eating human heads.... |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<mc-guysmiley`> i have hotdog gas |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|joebra |
<mc|waldorf[w3rk]> i'm moist with excitement |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<mc|workler|code> i've heard you'll have bad dreams if you stick your wang in the butterscotch |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<mc|waldorf[w3rk]> lucid dreams are my fave... where you realize you're dreaming and you can make the chicks do whatever you want |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
escherwrk |
<nihil> i'd just like to be on record as saying that teal is an inappropriate color for ketchup |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<mc-guysmiley> she's from san antonio and has big hooters |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<knockout_ned> but vlade is my personal herp |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<nihil> i'm bonkers for baseball. |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
mc|workler|code rides the saddam head through town |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<nihil> truly, you are the the chairman of the clipboard. |
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