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| 2012-04-04 13:22:54 |
statler |
MC|Waldorf P49WD-CD6HW-X9CXY-99VVJ-VPW7K |
| 2004-02-03 22:51:19 |
Statler|knoppix |
* MC|YodaHome slaps jb`grrr around a bit with a large trout | <p0cah0ntas> trout? why trout |
| 2003-05-09 18:16:31 |
SwedishCh |
<wizard_work> sucking makes it fun |
| 2004-03-24 20:46:59 |
SwedishChef |
[20:55] <Statler|flux> then maybe one day she could be good at fooseball and people would be like man.. fooseball is her middle name |
| 2004-03-22 15:51:45 |
theFinn |
<nihil> my bounding box expands when I eat too much pizza. |
| 2004-08-25 09:04:42 |
TheFinn |
<MC|Scoot> it's not the speed limits that count, is how fast you GET there |
| 2004-08-25 09:06:21 |
TheFinn |
<MC|Scoot> the dots must lead to something! <MC|Waldorf`> posted speed limits are only a fraction of what make up 'aggressive driving ' :) <MC|Workler|code> the progression is cajun->angry->bbq |
| 2004-09-30 15:23:36 |
TheFinn |
<MC|Scoot> then look at her with a smile and say "you know what they say about a man with big feet.." <MC|Scoot> then when she's grinning you say loudly like a huge dork "They have big SHOES!" <MC|Scoot> then a followup, "Oh baby, you got SERVED." |
| 2005-04-13 17:58:30 |
TheFinn |
<MC|Scoot> rofl monster dog is the weiner representation of everything that's wrong with this country |
| 2005-04-18 14:20:24 |
TheFinn |
<lambHAIKU> jumping shotgun guy; don't you see I am glowing?? quad rocket for you |
| 2005-08-31 07:44:18 |
TheFINN |
<MC|Scoot> perhaps he was once wounded by a doppleganger, and mocking is all he has left |
| 2005-08-31 10:18:12 |
TheFINN |
<firenze> leave it to scoot to turn everything into an early 90's hip hop song :) |
| 2005-08-31 14:48:15 |
TheFINN |
<nihil> both of my slots still work |
| 2005-10-19 10:21:02 |
TheFINN |
<MC|Scoot> I could be playing on a laptop, or working in Cambodia, eating tacos on a palm pilot |
| 2006-05-01 23:46:28 |
TheFinn |
<MC|Scoot> the sun NEVER SETS on the Muppet empire! |
| 2008-08-07 17:55:08 |
theFINN |
<jb`rockband> shit! I just spilled beer on my drum strings! |
| 2005-10-05 13:00:40 |
torthil |
MC|Scoot: it was a high fat diet that killed JFK |
| 2003-05-26 22:50:57 |
tr`joebra |
<kin> she has a piece of turins shroud signed by the apostles and jesus signed her boobies |
| 2003-06-04 20:58:16 |
tr`joebra |
<SwedishChef> good lord dubya is HOT |
| 2003-06-04 22:03:11 |
tr`joebra |
<UnRu|y> not really cuz bagel is just an energy signature that was created by typing scripts |
| 2003-06-11 15:40:50 |
tr`joebra |
<nihil> UNF UNF UNF <nihil> WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GRUNT!?!? |
| 2003-06-13 17:08:24 |
tr`joebravo |
<MC|BunsenWrk> By mid-summer I should be HAWT! |
| 2003-06-14 16:29:03 |
tr`joebravo |
* Escher orders one crap flavored cheesecake |
| 2003-07-11 17:31:29 |
tr`joebravo |
<MC|YodaWork> *pfffft* squish-thump <MC|Sweetums> (grunt...grunt...schlooorrrp) <MC|Sweetums> it burns!!! it burns! |
| 2003-07-20 14:54:59 |
tr`joebravo |
<Escher> like I do something where i massage chanservs genitals or something |
| 2003-07-22 22:20:45 |
tr`joebravo |
<Escher> hold on a sec <Escher> I'm grepping around |
| 2003-11-13 16:31:06 |
tr`joebravo |
<MC|Scoot> eGad | <MC|Scoot> or if you're a mac user.. iGad! |
| 2008-06-03 13:50:10 |
wizard |
<MC|Waldorf> Is that a keg in your pants, cause I'd like to tap that ass! *SLAP!* |
| 2005-03-29 09:15:36 |
wizard-laptop |
<KingpinMC|Work> if you want some fun and aren't at work where they log your calls, one of our managers "miswrote" a number down and sent me to a phone sex number <nihil> "yes, I understand that you're a hot, lonely woman, but would you like to buy any electrical supplies?" |
| 2006-08-29 12:56:39 |
wizard-laptop |
nihil: it's always been my dream to see bob newhart in an airtight glass tube. |
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