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| 2011-03-09 13:13:29 |
d` |
<@MC|Waldorf> yeah... I need to video my front end for you :) |
| 2013-06-13 10:27:23 |
MC|Bunsen |
<@MC|Waldorf> Yoga pants are proof God wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin |
| 2008-01-31 14:31:04 |
MC|Scoot |
<@mc|workler|code> and since we've no place to go, LARGE TITS NOW LARGE TITS NOW LARGE TITS NOW |
| 2008-09-22 13:29:38 |
MC|Scoot |
<@MC|Workler|code> marriage is great.. just remember it's a game that you get better at over time.. also your wife gets to break the rules |
| 2007-07-03 10:07:23 |
zard-pvp |
<@mc|workler|doc> I could jiggle it and it would go in and out |
| 2015-03-09 21:48:40 |
nihil |
<@MC|Yoda> i find i'm better at regular expressions when i have more fiber in my diet |
| 2014-08-05 21:07:18 |
nihil |
<@MC|Yoda> if it can't cause brain damage, it's not hail |
| 2011-03-02 19:22:45 |
d` |
<@MC|Yoda> oh no, received poo from Escher and it doesn't appear to end! |
| 2017-11-03 18:34:39 |
nihil |
<@MC|YodaHome> k, buttsprayer received |
| 2010-06-03 15:38:38 |
d` |
<@MC|YodaWork> maybe it wouldn't be so hard to explain, if I only had a brain! |
| 2008-01-28 10:28:33 |
MC|Scoot |
<@MC|YodaWork> spr0k3t math 7 + 1 |
| 2013-10-04 21:37:24 |
nihil |
<@nihil> how long is the drive to TBA, anyway? <@MC|Waldorf> TBD |
| 2010-05-27 09:37:50 |
d` |
<@nihil> kenny g is totally the devil. he takes music and steals its soul, which he uses to grow his hair. |
| 2013-03-25 15:39:49 |
MC|BunsenWrk |
<@SCOBR> when they perform all the ladies in the front row get pregnant |
| 2008-04-22 11:28:42 |
MC|Scoot |
<@_lamby> i was thinking about getting a mac <@_lamby> instead I got two pcs and a piano |
| 2010-04-29 12:28:42 |
MC|Waldorf |
<acronym> Esc's answer of "Great Yogurt Underwear Gym" received -5 votes! Esc has -50 points (1 round) |
| 2009-03-10 17:25:19 |
MC|Waldorf |
<Ang31> I am hoping for vag... both of my boys came out that way and I was easy |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|waldor |
<army> but you are mature and responsible... i shock people with tazers. |
| 2003-06-08 14:35:40 |
MC|Waldor |
<Army> i swear to God. i am never shocking anyone agian |
| 2011-02-08 09:52:11 |
MC|Waldorf |
<avuvy> if you're in a downtown loft building, you need something crazy before you're justified in a noise complaint. Like, "my neighbor is bombing hanoi" or "my neighbor is having late night rehearsals for a chainsaw orchestra." |
| 2011-02-12 14:58:46 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<avuvy> a good pickle is a treasure. |
| 2010-11-11 10:11:25 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<avuvy> I may be too nervous to cook biscuits. |
| 2008-01-17 17:21:58 |
d` |
<avuvy> it just looks like a scrotum |
| 2007-02-05 13:08:04 |
KingpinMC|Work |
<avuvy> it takes a special talent to go from 2nd and 1 to 4th and 33 just by "receiving" the snap |
| 2006-10-19 12:29:23 |
mc|workler|code |
<avuvy> it was like getting stabbed in all 5 senses at the same time |
| 2007-07-31 15:05:31 |
MC|Waldorf |
<avuvy> Poorly punctuated contracts have caused untold misery. |
| 2006-08-09 14:49:32 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<avuvy> sigh, when i was a kid, i had two star trek uniform shirts. one in gold and one in blue. both real velour |
| 2007-02-05 13:13:31 |
MC|Waldorf |
<avuvy> though, when you take prince's size into account, he's got a much higher funk per cubic inch |
| 2008-01-09 16:31:36 |
d` |
<avuvy> with that kind of money, you could get a squeegee that had Jesus' femur for a handle and a blade made from a dodo's bill. |
| 2010-12-29 19:53:21 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<avuvy> you may blame the tie; I blame the misanthropy. |
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