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| 2013-08-13 12:38:33 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|Waldorf> was just about to go to bed after you ~12:35ish.. walked out the door and a creeper was camping ... *BOOM* whole entry way ruined, water leaking everywhere |
| 2013-08-05 09:13:26 |
MC|BunsenWrk |
[22:11] <@nihil> but carl sagan and jimmy stewart don't sound much alike. [22:12] <@nihil> well, they do now, because they're dead. |
| 2013-08-04 17:52:58 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<jb`fwork> also, if you unfocus your eyes you can see the penis |
| 2013-07-12 17:48:56 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|BunsenHm> For a brief period of time in mid 1982, I was almost, but not quite, good looking enough to be gay. Almost... |
| 2013-07-12 15:22:17 |
MC|Waldorf |
<jb`fwork> debating the abortion bill.. oh, and if they need to be consumed i'll gladly assist as well |
| 2013-06-24 08:01:49 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<Escher> well it's like walking around with a roll of quarters in my shorts |
| 2013-06-20 12:36:14 |
jb`fwork |
<MC|Waldorf> having a mcgangbang for lunch |
| 2013-06-13 10:27:23 |
MC|Bunsen |
<@MC|Waldorf> Yoga pants are proof God wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin |
| 2013-06-08 15:30:44 |
MC|Waldorf |
<nihil> This is not a headline I could have guessed 10 years ago: Pregnant Vampire Diaries Actress Charged With Sending Ricin Letter To President Obama |
| 2013-06-02 08:23:07 |
jb`fdenali |
<MC-GuySmiley> i'm also out of whiskey, which is bullshit |
| 2013-05-28 11:52:51 |
MC-GuySmiley |
MC|Waldorf: esch named his youngest after smiley |
| 2013-05-14 15:02:29 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|BunsenHm> I remember that night! It was the time I was horny! |
| 2013-05-10 01:21:16 |
jb`fvegas |
<EscherWRK> I should probably go die |
| 2013-05-09 10:06:21 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|YodaWork> getting to a conference in Vegas is kinda like trying to check-out at Frys... except instead of candy and USB sticks, it's whores & slot machines |
| 2013-05-06 08:15:13 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> i am not pinterested. |
| 2013-05-03 10:15:58 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|YodaWork> you building some sort of number-crunching FrankenElmo? |
| 2013-04-16 20:28:08 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|BunsenWrk> He's the best sausage-swinger I've ever seen. |
| 2013-03-28 08:34:12 |
jb`fwork |
<SwedishChef> Mmm my guitar smells like vanilla. |
| 2013-03-25 15:39:49 |
MC|BunsenWrk |
<@SCOBR> when they perform all the ladies in the front row get pregnant |
| 2013-03-15 20:45:13 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> anyway this one lady, I can tell really wants it, she called like 20 times today |
| 2013-03-13 16:20:16 |
MC|BunsenWrk |
<@jb`fwork> francis! <@MC|Waldorf> lighten up, pope |
| 2013-02-22 22:52:04 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|BunsenHm> Yay! ï¾ It's poop time again! ï¾ Woohoo! ï¾ I've been waiting all day! |
| 2013-02-14 13:58:45 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> WELCOME TO THE INTERWEBS! we've been keeping it warm, since you've been away .. mostly by urinating |
| 2013-01-28 11:40:47 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|BunsenWk> I hate it when people use apostrophe's incorrectly. |
| 2013-01-23 17:47:25 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|BunsenWk> I now think that I've now had the flu twice, the last time being about 26 years ago. ï¾ So the next one is due when I'm about 79. ï¾ Which will probably kill me. ï¾ Don't worry, if the Cowboys haven't won another Super Bowl by then, well, I'll be ready to go. |
| 2013-01-18 18:55:56 |
nihil |
<@EscherWRK> no playiomng sopems tm |
| 2013-01-18 09:05:26 |
MC|Waldorf |
<nihil> watching lizards run in the desert is neat. tonight, on pbs |
| 2012-12-09 01:32:05 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|BunsenHm> I'm interested in a sexual encounter tonight. Any interest? |
| 2012-11-06 08:32:38 |
jb`fwork |
<MC-GuySmiley> so just before i left to go out for the night i discovered lipstick prints on the lapel of the jacket i was wearing saturday night which confirms at least one of my suspiciouns, in a good way and a bad way |
| 2012-10-28 22:46:53 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<EscherWRK> ezquake-gl 2.1 -> rate=100000, pushlatency=-999, vsync off (in menu), qtTV delay off, crosshair=2, crosshairsize=0.6, set new physics parameters rollangle,rollspeed=0, verify kickpitch,kickroll,kicktime=0, set gl_bloom off |
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