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2006-05-13 22:48:17 Escher mc|statler: I hope it's huge
2005-07-25 12:34:28 Dorfbot MC|Statler: man flubber nuts would pretty much mean death, for you or someone you love
2014-01-17 17:26:39 MC|Waldorf MC|UncleDeadly: at my age, I wouldn't be looking for a MILF. More like 24YROLDILF. MC|BunsenHm: 24 year old girls have a wonderful vapidity about them. Kinda like how a rock can be really nice to look at.
2012-02-14 16:02:41 MC|Waldorf MC|Uncle_Deadly: last night she left the card she got me for v-day on the counter. I saw it and asked her if she picked one out for herself... she didn't like that
2010-11-09 10:43:21 MC|Waldorf MC|Uncle_Hef: eff both of em.. tell them I said so. MC|JoeBravo: i don't think i'll mention i know you
2011-02-14 16:03:19 MC|Waldorf MC|Uncle_Hef: I say church in the loosest sense... MC|Waldorf: naturally
2012-03-15 14:07:25 MC-GuySmiley MC|Waldorf GISes for training bra... has immediate regret
2005-08-19 11:27:12 MC-GuySmiley MC|Waldorf hugs his cable
2012-04-04 13:22:54 statler MC|Waldorf P49WD-CD6HW-X9CXY-99VVJ-VPW7K
2006-05-14 23:20:04 MC|Waldorf MC|Waldorf: been super careful with my scobr... especially since I bent my wookiee
2017-07-26 05:59:49 MC-GuySmiley MC|Waldorf: but yeah.. it's not like many other people are sitting on 8mm/MiniDV footage of the Ion Storm launch party for Daikatana :D
2006-10-19 12:07:59 Escher MC|Waldorf: cleaning people here.. dust my bawls. no joke.
2005-09-13 14:20:28 lounghil MC|Waldorf: context THIS, sucka
2013-05-28 11:52:51 MC-GuySmiley MC|Waldorf: esch named his youngest after smiley
2007-01-22 15:37:35 avuvy MC|Waldorf: hah... You'll never get me lucky charms!!! VROOoooommm
2017-10-10 13:23:49 MC-GuyWorkley MC|Waldorf: I feel like I've gone from fairly independent / left-leaning to ... wtf is wrong with our democrats waaaaay over there to the right?
2009-03-03 17:45:15 EscCantDance MC|Waldorf: my iDog was checking out esch's wasabi-coated pistachio
2005-08-26 17:18:48 MC-GuySmiley MC|Waldorf: trading dollar dog night for tears of blood in SOL library night
2007-05-25 16:33:24 MC|Waldorf MC|Waldorf> Hmm... I am unfamiliar with this double entendre: <MC|Workin_Deadly> and if the bedspread doesn't match the curtains, you can use that the next day
2005-04-21 17:07:08 MC|Waldorf MC|Workler opens one side of his trenchcoat to reveal a bolt
2005-08-04 12:58:56 Dorfbot MC|Workler: haha.. wait, that wasn't funny
2005-04-18 11:02:36 Dorfbot MC|Workler: I had this paranoia that the guy was going to bust out of the stall with his pants down, and some kind of contraption hooked up to his wang.
2006-03-21 09:48:47 nihillaptop mc|workler: I NEEDED THE MONEY
2003-05-09 21:13:00 mc|waldor mc|workler|code rides the saddam head through town
2005-08-18 15:51:31 Dorfbot MC|Workler|code: hm.. eclipse fellates me if I hit ctrl-!
2006-07-19 15:41:25 MC|Waldorf mc|workler|code: holy crap we're old
2011-05-27 15:59:43 MC|Waldorf mc|workler|code: I started with Massive Vulva.. couldn't finish
2006-05-30 17:06:48 MC|Waldorf mc|workler|code: whoops I left off the word acro argh... lamby: hopefully there isn't a dude named Felching
2007-07-01 16:12:32 Escher MC|Yoda: so does an arm cost a butt and a leg?
2007-09-15 13:31:45 MC|Waldorf MC|YodaWork> you mean the floating mutant vagina slugfish?
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