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| 2017-08-08 10:36:15 |
MC-GuyWorkley |
MC-Yoda: if i said something like "This guy came in and trump'd our department", i'd mean he fucked things up b/c he's arrogant, dumb & lazy |
| 2004-04-19 19:14:53 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|BunsenHm giggles, hoping that God's in a good jokey mood today. |
| 2008-09-15 21:05:24 |
MC|Dorfbot |
MC|BunsenHm salutes the assembled throng : MC|Uncle_Hef salutes the disassembled thong : KingpinMC|Work doesn't waste time saluting if there is a disassembled thong around : <MC|Uncle_Hef> I didn't say what I was saluting with.... |
| 2014-01-28 13:00:06 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|BunsenHm: I could never get enough work out of Brandi or Troy. I was all "GO MILK THE COWS" and they were all "we don't have cows". |
| 2013-12-16 12:32:35 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|BunsenHm: I guess I wouldn't believe anything if it wasn't for my Lucky Astrology Mood Watch. |
| 2005-09-14 13:52:50 |
nihillaptop |
MC|BunsenW: MMMmmm... Chicken tits. My favorite. |
| 2006-01-23 18:27:59 |
nihillaptop |
MC|BunsenW: Trust me, I play a Doctor in Quake. |
| 2005-04-14 12:56:34 |
Dorfbot |
MC|BunsenWrk: Buy a pickup truck and you'll find that you have all sorts of friends. All moving. |
| 2005-09-08 18:57:48 |
Dorfbot` |
MC|BunsenWrk: Eh... I don't know what I've got. It's a "grippy rubber". |
| 2006-10-20 09:40:51 |
firenze |
MC|BunsenWrk: I heard that the larger ones cause more pleasure. I don't think I could take more pleasure so I'll just keep mine as it is. |
| 2005-08-12 13:25:52 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|BunsenWrk: Throw some bacon into the deal and I'm your bitch for life. |
| 2007-09-13 05:06:14 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|BunsenWrk> Since it's Oktoberfest season, a few pointers: Ein kaltes Bier, bitte. Wo ist die Toilette? Darf ich ihnen ficken? |
| 2004-10-07 12:02:57 |
MC-GuySmiley |
MC|Gonzo`: so at rodney dangerfield's funeral, are people going to pay their "respects?" |
| 2010-11-16 10:19:14 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|JoeBravo: boobs > farts |
| 2006-06-08 09:55:39 |
EscherWRK |
MC|Scoot/#clan_muppet bursts into a billion shiny metallic pieces |
| 2006-03-30 15:13:37 |
MC|Waldorf[bot] |
MC|Scoot: alcohol induced cockblocking.. you're playing a DANGEROUS game, buddy |
| 2006-07-24 16:28:34 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|Scoot: esch, you're our channel Crazy Cat Lady |
| 2006-02-12 00:53:13 |
Escher |
MC|Scoot: gah.. here come the nightmares |
| 2006-06-21 12:43:32 |
Escher |
MC|Scoot: how does it feel to be a statistic? |
| 2005-03-30 14:17:25 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|Scoot: I guess the real joy isn't how the players stack up to one another.. it's the acros themselves. Like small stained glass windows into the heart of each and every muppet that plays until a beautiful set of windows is built, shining down upon the channel a glorious patchwork of diversity and joy. |
| 2006-02-15 16:35:54 |
Dorfbot |
MC|Scoot: if deflowering gorillas with fruit is what it takes to win, then we've ALL lost |
| 2005-10-05 13:00:40 |
torthil |
MC|Scoot: it was a high fat diet that killed JFK |
| 2006-02-10 11:07:59 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|Scoot: Like a knight in shining armor.. from a long time ago! .. take me to your CASTLE FAR AWAAAAAAY.. |
| 2008-04-16 17:57:59 |
Escher |
MC|Scoot: mother f-ing hockey players |
| 2005-07-22 18:27:11 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|Scoot: so.. is Richard Simmons gay or what |
| 2005-08-09 16:39:15 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|Scoot: sure, I woke up in a dumpster behind the Grand Ol' Opry wearing daisy dukes and a funnel cake, but seriously |
| 2008-10-30 16:06:02 |
newscaster |
MC|Scoot: what makes a quote is nigh on unpredictable |
| 2006-11-01 13:27:51 |
firenze |
MC|Scoot: woo, new monitor rules MC|Waldorf: congrats, mr. moneybags :) MC|Uncle_Deadly: hello kettle...this is the f'in kitchen |
| 2006-12-28 00:25:40 |
Escher |
MC|Scoot_: a dead version of me has higher authority. I'M WORTH MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE! |
| 2005-03-01 20:12:02 |
MC|Scoot |
MC|Statler -2 [Yo, Penis! Ejaculate!] DON'T PRESSURE ME!!! |
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