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| 2003-06-13 17:08:24 |
tr`joebravo |
<MC|BunsenWrk> By mid-summer I should be HAWT! |
| 2003-06-13 09:28:48 |
zard |
<Workin_Deadly> how much does he weigh now? <MC|Workler|code> 24.6 <Workin_Deadly> how old? 8 months? <MC|Workler|code> 7 <Workin_Deadly> WTH you feed him? Miracle Gro? |
| 2003-06-11 19:26:51 |
MC|Waldorf[phx] |
<zard> i will be lord, ruler, and dictator... unless the bank says i cant be |
| 2003-06-11 17:29:18 |
MC|Waldorf[phx] |
<MC|JoeBravo> I've got monkeys in my pants! |
| 2003-06-11 15:40:50 |
tr`joebra |
<nihil> UNF UNF UNF <nihil> WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GRUNT!?!? |
| 2003-06-11 15:17:17 |
MC-GuySmi |
<MC|Workler|code> Jacob 24.6 lbs <nihil> Esau 28.9 lbs and hairier |
| 2003-06-11 15:09:34 |
MC|Scoot |
This quote specifically designed to ilicit sexually frustrated giggling: HERHIES! |
| 2003-06-11 15:08:47 |
nihil |
(.Y.) |
| 2003-06-09 13:07:13 |
MC|Waldor |
<MC|Scoot> pawn shops are a burial ground for aspiring rock bands' lost dreams |
| 2003-06-09 09:15:54 |
MC-GuySmi |
<Snuble> guy, i don't have a wheelchair ramp at my house....still ok to stay here? and all the bedrooms are upstairs...think your cane will be ok?...old man river? |
| 2003-06-08 22:23:11 |
MC|Waldor |
* XP-Frood humps the shit out of ginobili ... <XP-Frood> i <3 ginobili ... <MC|Waldorf> sounds like hobbit-love |
| 2003-06-08 20:57:07 |
MC-GuySmi |
<zard> mmmmm air hump |
| 2003-06-08 20:48:37 |
zard |
<MC|Statler> sounds about as fun as making love to a radial saw |
| 2003-06-08 20:31:53 |
MC|Statle |
<MC-GuySmiley> dude are you the guy in the tomato suit? |
| 2003-06-08 14:35:40 |
MC|Waldor |
<Army> i swear to God. i am never shocking anyone agian |
| 2003-06-08 00:38:46 |
Escher |
we have armadillos in our trousers! |
| 2003-06-05 11:26:47 |
wizard-we |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> funny thought I had last night: I'm laying there in bed thinking... wow... there are 18 nipples in this bed not counting my own. |
| 2003-06-04 22:03:11 |
tr`joebra |
<UnRu|y> not really cuz bagel is just an energy signature that was created by typing scripts |
| 2003-06-04 20:58:16 |
tr`joebra |
<SwedishChef> good lord dubya is HOT |
| 2003-06-02 14:57:02 |
nihil`` |
<MC|Scoot> SHUT YOUR ACROHOLE |
| 2003-06-02 14:12:09 |
wizard-wo |
<MC|Scoot> every time I strafe through the office, or imagine planting a rocket at the boss' feet, my heart plays on |
| 2003-05-30 08:57:40 |
joebravo |
<KingpinMC|Work> I was Miss Piggy |
| 2003-05-30 08:57:34 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Scoot> hmm, so in a way.. Tom hanks is kinda like HER porta potty.. never thought about that |
| 2003-05-29 14:53:36 |
MC-GuySmi |
<MC|Scoot> if I asked her out, what are the odds that she would wait for me to finish my sentence before saying no? |
| 2003-05-27 14:25:01 |
MC|Waldor |
<SwedChef> im starting to think i accidentally made a female char |
| 2003-05-27 11:33:18 |
MC|Workle |
<MC|Scoot> sigh.. those were the days when we used to always fall to our deaths |
| 2003-05-27 10:39:35 |
MC|Waldor |
<EscherWRK> I am seriously considering an iPod... <MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> they're incredible... <EscherWRK> so is my debt |
| 2003-05-27 09:13:40 |
MC|Waldor |
<wizard-work> there is just something about people named mike.... |
| 2003-05-26 22:50:57 |
tr`joebra |
<kin> she has a piece of turins shroud signed by the apostles and jesus signed her boobies |
| 2003-05-22 10:39:02 |
MC|Waldor |
<wizard-werk> hrrm if zoot were a disease...I'm thinking an std of some sort...<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> ZARS |
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