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| 2011-08-12 15:51:45 |
MC|Waldorf |
jb`fwork: i'm missing more than a few screws tho |
| 2006-08-21 17:41:48 |
MC|Waldorf |
jb`osx: your spellins sucks today |
| 2012-01-27 12:47:33 |
MC|Waldorf |
jb`salogn: today needs to move quicker .. MC|BunsenWrk: Today needs to slow the fuck down |
| 2011-04-19 15:29:08 |
MC|Waldorf |
jb`training: by 3pm my ass ups |
| 2006-06-05 01:34:34 |
MC|Waldorf |
jb`werk: little busy now.. i'll get it up tonight tho |
| 2014-02-13 23:37:15 |
MC-GuySmiley |
joebravo: only one taco quote? for shame |
| 2005-10-13 15:31:29 |
nihillaptop |
KingpinMC|: just because you spend most of your time in the missionary position doesn't make you a Christian |
| 2005-10-05 10:38:08 |
nihillaptop |
KingpinMC|: You had me from "obsequious instruments of his pleasure" |
| 2005-11-01 12:25:32 |
Dorfbot |
lamby: anyway...I'll be your kids speech therapist for $200 a month ... mc|workler|code: hey now, I don't want his next words to be "yogurt penis" |
| 2005-06-21 13:33:21 |
MC|Waldorf |
lamby: does duct tape stickto vaseline? MC|Waldorf: Oh dear... what'd you do this time? |
| 2005-08-23 10:39:32 |
MC-GuySmiley |
lamby: haha right I never get quotes added, I do it for the love |
| 2005-09-15 12:50:04 |
Dorfbot |
lamby: holy crap now that is a "get up and leave the room" fart...bbl |
| 2005-09-08 15:15:07 |
Dorfbot` |
lamby: my penis hurts after a big session! |
| 2005-09-13 19:25:01 |
Dorfbot |
lamby: one of the changes with (D&D) 3rd edition was you could play even if less than 2 members of your party still lived in their parents basement. |
| 2005-08-23 16:13:20 |
MC-GuySmiley |
lamby: she was born in the back seat of the same taxi you were concieved in, on the same day |
| 2005-11-08 17:28:17 |
Dorfbot |
lamby: the best part about childs play charity is how you get the toys back after the kids kick the bucket |
| 2005-08-23 10:39:52 |
MC|Waldorf |
lamby: yeah something tells me she still didn't stoop so low as to put it in her mouth |
| 2005-08-01 11:37:07 |
MC-GuySmiley |
lamby: yeah, wife, hopefully the first of many |
| 2006-11-10 14:04:05 |
firenze |
MC-GuySmiley: i'm really spending a lot more time lately listening to merle haggard, which is not something i'd have ever thought would be true |
| 2014-01-09 07:24:53 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC-GuySmiley: after which, she probably went home and masturbated with a firearm |
| 2006-05-18 14:27:57 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC-GuySmiley: being a gay dude in an aniston movie is nowhere near the pinnacle of coolness |
| 2006-08-31 16:16:12 |
firenze |
MC-GuySmiley: blarg blarg blarg MC-GuySmiley: blarg blarg blarg |
| 2006-01-04 16:11:37 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC-GuySmiley: heh i was driving there one time, up woodward ave., passed 8 mile st, and there were a bunch of hookers standing on the corner. i wondered if any of them were eminem's mom |
| 2005-08-31 13:40:24 |
Dorfbot |
MC-GuySmiley: i kinda feel like doing some writing, but it's a bit early to start drinking whiskey |
| 2006-01-30 15:21:17 |
Dorfbot |
MC-GuySmiley: i voted for scoot for Need a fingering |
| 2006-08-31 22:26:38 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC-GuySmiley: she's probably walking funny, tho. fair trade |
| 2006-08-28 14:27:14 |
firenze |
MC-GuySmiley: wtf is a banana phone? |
| 2005-08-01 12:56:56 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC-GuySmiley: yeah i want the holy crap places |
| 2007-01-24 10:33:59 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC-GuySmiley> the trick is to do something reasonably impressive without getting too complex and screwing myself |
| 2017-08-07 12:08:52 |
MC-GuyWorkley |
MC-Yoda: although i have been watching it alone in my underwear lately... but you're welcome to join! |
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