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| 2003-07-10 15:17:45 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<twisted`eq> have u seen the movie bloody sunday? ... <nihil> no, i saw "delightful sunday" instead. it had puppies. |
| 2003-07-09 15:53:13 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|Scoot> East Side hookers may cost more, but believe me, they're worth it |
| 2003-07-09 15:53:10 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
7-9-84 [15:34] <MC|Scoot> kinda bored.. few coworkers are leaving early for a big REO Speedwagon/Journey/STYX concert <MC|Waldorf> w00t! Just solved this Rubik's Cube thingy! |
| 2003-07-09 09:55:42 |
MC-GuySmiley` |
<MC|Scoot> I'm TV head! Gimme some candy! |
| 2003-07-09 01:03:13 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|Waldorf> How you going to sneak that inflatable sex doll past the girlfriend? <Escher> I figured I could wrap it in tortillas and use a turtle shaped swimming pool with about 30 feet of rope to drag it behind my car |
| 2003-07-08 13:55:58 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<nihil> nothin' sez lovin' like a severed extremity in your mailbox. |
| 2003-07-08 12:44:23 |
EscherWRK |
<nihil> gored in the groin... that's good times |
| 2003-07-08 12:17:25 |
EscherWRK |
<nihil> I thought it said "Time flies with FUN and EXCREMENT" |
| 2003-07-08 11:41:44 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<nihil> does it come with prosthetic ears and eyebrows? |
| 2003-07-07 13:09:33 |
joebravo`grrr |
<wizardshouse> they're settin' me up, see? <wizardshouse> tryin' to frame me, see? <wizardshouse> i gotta get outta town. |
| 2003-06-27 17:25:39 |
MC|Homeler |
<MC|BunsenWrk> Off to our pastor's house for a dinner party! Then home for sex! <MC|BunsenWrk> Hopefully I don't confuse the 2 places.... |
| 2003-06-27 15:18:19 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|Scoot> but let's just say hypothetically!! she has an abolutely thrillingly flawless bod.. WHAT DO YOU <MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> double-bag it... just to be safe |
| 2003-06-27 11:23:42 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<nihil`> build a man a campfire, and he will be warm for a night, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life |
| 2003-06-20 23:48:49 |
JoeBravo`ded |
<MC|Scoot> anyone else growing back hair? <MC|Scoot> or is it just me |
| 2003-06-19 09:11:27 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|BunsenWrk> And BOY howdy are they right when they say that asparagus makes your pee stink. (And just who is this mysterious "they" anyways?) |
| 2003-06-18 22:31:29 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<JoeBravo`ded> she has 3 settings, "off" "BOOM" and "Tight" |
| 2003-06-18 11:17:43 |
nihil` |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> LARGER PENIS IN 5 MINUTES OR LESS, THE WALDORF WAY! ONLY 19.95 FOR DVD OR VHS!!!!<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> that three months bs is a load of crap |
| 2003-06-18 10:33:13 |
nihil` |
seen deep_food_texas |
| 2003-06-17 13:53:24 |
MC|Workler|code |
<MC|Scoot> hey esch, what's your philosophy on computer platforms? mind sharing? <esc3650> What? I like nachos |
| 2003-06-16 14:34:39 |
nihil |
<MC|Scoot> obviously there are beastiality issues that need to be resolved, and when this channel grows up, maybe I'll come back! |
| 2003-06-16 14:22:08 |
nihil |
<MC|Scoot> he needs a good cockpunching |
| 2003-06-16 14:18:48 |
nihil |
<MC|Scoot> you're supposed to ask me "what's snew?" |
| 2003-06-16 14:04:15 |
nihil |
<klammer> you needs some lanolin, sucka |
| 2003-06-16 13:58:50 |
nihil |
<nowaregirl> or u will get colon cancer - vegetables == nature's broom - sweep! sweep! |
| 2003-06-16 13:55:35 |
nihil |
<nowaregirl> Always trick-or-treat in groups of 400,000. |
| 2003-06-16 13:48:40 |
nihil |
<nowaregirl> that and the spooge-flinging |
| 2003-06-16 13:47:13 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|BunsenWrk> Did you drive your motor cycle into work? It'll be fun driving home. ;) <MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> thought about it, but my nipples don't need that kind of agony |
| 2003-06-16 13:45:59 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|Scoot> did you know Hinus can't eat gummy bears because it uses an extract from cows? |
| 2003-06-16 09:35:14 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|BunsenWrk> I hate having 2 or more items clipped to my belt come restroom time. All the items make my belt want to come flying loose and my business flop around |
| 2003-06-14 16:29:03 |
tr`joebravo |
* Escher orders one crap flavored cheesecake |
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