#clan_muppet - EnterTheGame

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2005-06-29 17:40:47 MC|Waldorf EscherWRK: but I just couldn't pull it out in time
2005-06-29 18:07:47 MC|Waldorf EscherWRK: Fatboy slim is Fucking in Heaven MC|Scoot: if he's mormon, he sure is!
2006-06-22 15:31:00 avuvyJ0EX EscherWRK: I can crap for free!
2005-09-13 14:19:47 Dorfbot EscherWRK: I just couldn't get mine in
2005-07-05 15:25:26 MC|Waldorf EscherWRK: nightline tied steaks to little girls legs to provoke an attack?
2005-07-21 14:07:01 MC|Waldorf EscherWRK: should I drop the fishnet?
2005-05-10 14:56:42 Dorfbot EscherWRK: they don't have internet in TN. Otherwise you'd hear more people sayin 'DAWGAUNIT, SPILT MY DIP CUP!'
2012-07-31 20:25:05 MC|Waldorf EscherWRK: When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a Ferrari with the keys locked in
2005-07-27 13:16:11 Dorfbot EschLA: jj the jetplane and the mystery of the pearl necklace
2005-07-28 11:51:16 Dorfbot EschLA: not only did he cause a wipe, he caused a wipe in a very bad place
2005-08-03 11:54:02 Dorfbot EscSiggraph: actually, I must say on the smellometer scale this crowd is MUCH better than the quakecon crowd
2003-05-08 15:28:15 MC|Waldor Fark headline: Beer truck captures escaped elephant. Is there anything beer can't do?
2004-09-21 00:08:07 MC|JoeBravo FARK: Flames seen shooting from Baltimore manhole. A shot of penicillin will clear that right up
2003-05-09 21:13:00 EscherWRK FARK: The Japanese culture does not like to be yelled at
2006-10-24 14:06:40 MC-GuySmiley firenze: anytime nebraska fans cry, it's a good day
2006-08-16 15:50:02 MC|Waldorf firenze: btw, i appreciate the beaver pic
2005-12-20 13:58:49 MC|Waldorf firenze: dicks in asses, yes! that was me... got you good buddy :)
2005-07-20 15:59:38 MC|Waldorf firenze: now i've got the stomach of a little girl so it goes farther
2006-10-24 14:36:20 MC|Waldorf firenze: thank goodness guy hasn't started pooblogging
2005-12-01 14:27:19 dorf firenze: when i think of Guy, i think of European chicks that play guitar in some band, whose outfits make me think they like the spanking, as opposed to say deadly = brisket, or wally = fun toys, or scooter = crazy ass links, or nihil = a cross (nowadays) between a more subdued Guy + Matlock
2005-12-01 12:04:03 Dorfbot firenze: your couch pickle wife that is
2006-08-15 13:14:58 MC|Waldorf Frank_Oz: Hint 1: 6?
2006-02-17 16:59:05 joebravo game over beckett: [05:06pm] οΎ  (..quit..) MC|YodaWork [~Christoph@63.241.238.253] ( Read error: Connection reset by peer )
2004-05-18 14:33:17 MC|Waldorf Gonzo on stealing music: <MC|Gonzo`> i just break into their house and steal it. And I pet their dogs.. I'm like the RIAA, without the dog petting.
2016-07-19 19:24:06 MC|Waldorf Happy 20th from Blue's News! http://i.imgur.com/9TCzn8A.jpg
2003-05-12 02:24:14 MC|JoeBra i dont suffer from insanity but enjoy every minute of it
2003-05-08 14:52:18 MC|Waldor I was out with my friends and this hot chick rides by on a bike and one of my friends said, 'Dude... I wish I was that bicycle seat'... I was like man, you should set realistic goals for yourself. Something like... 'Dude... I wish I was the guy that gets to bang THAT... or at least something that doesn't require sorcery...
2003-10-24 10:30:34 MC|Waldorf[w3rk] If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably isn't for you.
2006-07-26 16:42:22 avuvy jb`bleh: i hear lots of banging
2011-10-13 11:29:52 MC|Waldorf jb`fwork: hey deadly, it's senior day at the fair! you can get in free!
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