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| 2005-01-30 12:19:14 |
jb`hw`werk |
<_fo0k> the ruthless bastards clan totally challenges you to an internet fight |
| 2012-03-22 19:23:32 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<_lamby> 4 cars for 2 people <_lamby> AMERICA, FUCK YEAH |
| 2006-03-30 16:54:15 |
nihil |
<_lamby> alien penis - banned in 50 states |
| 2010-12-06 16:02:53 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<_lamby> and you're talking to a dude who owns gigi on dvd |
| 2009-09-09 15:30:11 |
MC|Waldorf |
<_lamby> anyone here ever used sibelius <nihil> the finnish composer? |
| 2012-07-14 20:44:37 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<_lamby> but I think i'm going to do the ones with integrated trim <nihil> the early generation leds only had separate but equal trim. |
| 2007-06-20 23:24:03 |
escDOTmac |
<_lamby> DO YOU LIKE BEER? <MC|Waldorf> not really, no |
| 2011-04-14 20:00:25 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<_lamby> I cant think of anything more ridiculous than circumcising yourself at age 99 <nihil> Well, there wasn't anything on tv |
| 2007-09-20 07:28:01 |
nihil |
<_lamby> I never forget a boob |
| 2007-04-11 16:40:23 |
nihil |
<_lamby> I want to be a tax cheat |
| 2008-05-15 12:28:30 |
MC|Waldorf |
<_lamby> I want to live in santa fe but the wife would probably shoot herself .. <MC|Waldorf`> you won't have to worry about that after the kayaking incident of '08 |
| 2010-11-09 22:06:37 |
mc|statler|code |
<_lamby> i'm looking forward to having my manhood man handled when I fly to hawaii in two weeks |
| 2008-02-29 14:54:04 |
MC|Waldorf |
<_lamby> I'm some kind of monkey freak |
| 2009-10-01 12:40:07 |
mc|workler|code |
<_lamby> i've had 5 guys in GA, good stuff |
| 2011-04-25 18:51:35 |
jb`notwerk |
<_lamby> kim is friends with my father in law?! |
| 2009-10-10 10:41:04 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<_lamby> man there is something wrong with me <nihil> there are many things wrong with you. |
| 2007-12-24 16:04:25 |
MC|Waldorf |
<_lamby> man we were some jerky kids for a while .. <nihil> yes, you've certainly grown out of that |
| 2008-12-12 13:04:36 |
MC|Waldorf |
<_lamby> married women die earlier because they miss their poor dead husbands...while unmarried women are already used to having to buy new cats every 12-14 years and are unfazed by loss |
| 2006-03-21 22:47:06 |
nihil |
<_lamby> MY SATA DRIVES WONT WORK AND YOU EXPECT ME TO GET NAMES RIGHT |
| 2006-07-27 18:53:39 |
mc|statler |
<_lamby> nihil is rigged |
| 2007-08-08 19:03:19 |
esc_sandiegoyo |
<_lamby> now that I get paid twice a month I end up with like a week of no hooker and no blow.... <_lamby> because I don't budget well |
| 2012-06-25 16:10:20 |
jb`fhail |
<_lamby> Now that I have a lawn...what I really need is a croquet set |
| 2012-02-21 08:50:10 |
jb`salogn |
<_lamby> ok I can't take it anymore, 72 hours of spr0k3t quotes, !quotes, !weather, and the occasional jb bleargh |
| 2006-01-12 16:46:58 |
_lamby |
<_lamby> pigeons are fine, no one ever got aids from having sex with a pigeon |
| 2007-06-21 14:34:42 |
MC|Waldorf |
<_lamby> that is the most nonsensical thing I have ever read |
| 2010-12-29 19:53:32 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<_lamby> the way the babies look at you while you club them...tragic but kind of hilarious at the same time |
| 2008-05-15 12:31:49 |
lamby |
<_lamby> then my wife also signed us up for kayaking which is going to suck because she's going to die... but I'm still excited |
| 2011-08-13 20:07:26 |
MC|Waldorf |
<_lamby> was the waitress slightly overweight with a lazy eye, or perky but with a unibrow? |
| 2012-01-19 20:34:36 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<_lamby> well...-so long as they don't arrest me i'm happy <g> heh :) also, this was a struggle to write |
| 2007-05-22 15:57:15 |
MC|Waldorf |
<_lamby> what is this money for? <MC|CaMiLLa> Fucking Jerry's Kids |
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