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| 2003-12-04 18:01:53 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> the power of Hasselhoff compels you |
| 2003-12-04 17:50:08 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|Sweetums> the most romantic thing in my life is surprising my self w/ the expensive brand of hand lotion... |
| 2003-11-26 13:49:07 |
joebravo |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> doh... I am a moron... I have the plug for my nokia charger sitting on my desk and I was messing around with it, kinda chewing on it, and shocked the shiznit outta myself |
| 2003-11-26 04:29:12 |
joebravo |
<Escher> fortunately the sperms float up into the atmosphere and don't accumulate, otherwise I'd be in real danger of explosion |
| 2003-11-21 21:46:08 |
Escher |
<bender> Take That, Beethoven! You deaf bastard. |
| 2003-11-20 17:33:13 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|BunsenWrk> You know, they say that we only utilize 10% of our brains. But it totally feels like 11% of my brain is occupied with supermodels right now. |
| 2003-11-20 17:31:51 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<nihil> too many wild dreams last night. It had everything.... sex, violence, drugs, rock and roll, interdimensional travel, growing an extra set of arms, living in hiding, running through department stores naked looking for a specific brand of mints, video game characters, people I know, and supermodels in chains. |
| 2003-11-20 17:29:40 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|Scoot> an xbox is like crawling through a sewer to get a cookie... and Halo is a really delicious cookie |
| 2003-11-20 17:26:47 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|Scoot> the trick to driving on ice is to pretend you're an 85 year old woman |
| 2003-11-20 17:23:26 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|Scoot> monkeyball "monkeyfight" mode is the end all of party games.. and it has the benefit of being able to stick the word "monkey" everywhere, making it funny... cause monkeys are funny |
| 2003-11-20 17:20:33 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|Scoot> Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss!! |
| 2003-11-20 17:18:49 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|BunsenWrk> The power of the feminine form. More powerful than The Dark Side of The Force. |
| 2003-11-20 15:35:01 |
MC|Scoot |
<MC|Workler|code> hm we should have some kind of meat quote |
| 2003-11-19 15:37:20 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC-GuySmiley> i have officially worn out the crotch in 50% of the jeans that i own |
| 2003-11-18 14:14:57 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<[zc]Werkin1> with his other free hand resting on his penis, he looked comfy |
| 2003-11-13 16:31:06 |
tr`joebravo |
<MC|Scoot> eGad | <MC|Scoot> or if you're a mac user.. iGad! |
| 2003-11-12 15:01:50 |
MC-Waldorf |
<MC|ZOT> FIRST go to KaZaA with your hands in the air like you just don't care |
| 2003-11-12 14:33:40 |
MC-Waldorf |
<MC|BunsenLaptop> In a gale I'd prefer to be tethered to Stat. |
| 2003-11-12 14:33:28 |
MC-Waldorf |
<MC|Workler|code> my best laid plans are often thwarted while driving by Wendy's |
| 2003-11-10 15:49:07 |
MC_Waldorf |
<MC|Scoot> all that poundage must have really made some stretch marks.. |
| 2003-11-07 17:32:06 |
MC-Waldorf |
<Working_Deadly> we should hook you up with Kristy's sister...lives in N. Dallas, nice looking and nice body.. bout your age too.. has a kid though and well, she's a bitch |
| 2003-11-06 14:33:26 |
MC-Waldorf |
<[zc]Kinslayer> its prolly huge knowing escher |
| 2003-11-06 14:20:51 |
MC-Waldorf |
<nihil> it's thursday... or at least, that's what the band on my underwear says |
| 2003-11-06 14:10:08 |
nihil |
<MC-Waldorf> you had me at 'viagra' |
| 2003-11-06 12:22:54 |
MC-Waldorf |
<MC|Scoot> again, there was NO need for the nude Oracle on Smith action |
| 2003-11-05 17:50:56 |
MC-Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> ya, I got a postit note with "Shit" written on it, which is good for these types of situations |
| 2003-10-30 16:09:23 |
MC|Waldorf |
[14:01] <EscherWRK> slashdot work for anyone? I'm getting a 500 <MC|BunsenLaptop> They probably accidently posted a link to themselves.... |
| 2003-10-24 10:30:34 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably isn't for you. |
| 2003-10-23 15:56:08 |
nihil |
<MC|Workler|code> man.. cat wiggling gets nothing these days |
| 2003-10-22 16:32:39 |
EscherWRK |
<codelock> fkn tyop |
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