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| 2008-10-30 16:11:12 |
MC|Waldorf |
<wizard-work> how do you get "anus" from "phone" |
| 2009-06-23 15:52:54 |
jb`fwork |
<wizard-work> I dunno, i think about raping myself with a remote every day. I mean cmon....all those buttons! |
| 2004-09-09 11:05:51 |
EscherWRK |
<wizard-work> ok stat, the rpg mutator is installed <MC|Workler|code> stripping membranes.. mucus plug? <MC|Workler|code> awesome |
| 2003-05-27 09:13:40 |
MC|Waldor |
<wizard-work> there is just something about people named mike.... |
| 2004-09-09 14:20:47 |
MC|Scoot |
<wizard-work> titties > all! |
| 2004-09-27 16:38:04 |
joebravo |
<wizard-work> yes scoot, but you are an awesome horse's ass <MC|Workler|code> I think he meant to say you have a nice horse's ass |
| 2003-07-22 02:52:20 |
nihil |
<wizard-work> yes, I figured some canadian mounties on my back wall would make the house feel a bit more cozy |
| 2003-07-07 13:09:33 |
joebravo`grrr |
<wizardshouse> they're settin' me up, see? <wizardshouse> tryin' to frame me, see? <wizardshouse> i gotta get outta town. |
| 2003-05-09 18:16:31 |
SwedishCh |
<wizard_work> sucking makes it fun |
| 2005-03-15 22:10:12 |
MC|JoeBravo |
<wizard`> doh stats little rubber nipple was ripped off? BRUTAL! |
| 2003-11-07 17:32:06 |
MC-Waldorf |
<Working_Deadly> we should hook you up with Kristy's sister...lives in N. Dallas, nice looking and nice body.. bout your age too.. has a kid though and well, she's a bitch |
| 2006-03-07 14:15:45 |
mc|sleepler |
<Workin_Deadly> bah...stupid no Deadly number having N-gage |
| 2003-06-13 09:28:48 |
zard |
<Workin_Deadly> how much does he weigh now? <MC|Workler|code> 24.6 <Workin_Deadly> how old? 8 months? <MC|Workler|code> 7 <Workin_Deadly> WTH you feed him? Miracle Gro? |
| 2004-03-04 02:35:19 |
joebravo |
<wsc|north> I woke my gf up one time while I was dreaming, I said "30 seconds" <wsc|north> she said "30 seconds to what" <wsc|north> and I replied, waking up "quad" |
| 2003-05-13 01:40:58 |
MC-GuySmi |
<Xmcptwithit> its hard to tell if you're talking to a real person in #clan_muppet |
| 2020-06-04 23:18:19 |
grumbles |
<Yogurt> i don't know what color/finish you were going for. But if the goal was to make a poopswitch, congrats. you made a poopswitch |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
MC|Waldor |
<z0rr0> i wonder what urine tastes like |
| 2003-06-11 19:26:51 |
MC|Waldorf[phx] |
<zard> i will be lord, ruler, and dictator... unless the bank says i cant be |
| 2003-06-08 20:57:07 |
MC-GuySmi |
<zard> mmmmm air hump |
| 2003-10-15 13:43:19 |
MC-GuySmiley` |
<zoOt> I dreamt that Desmond Tutu was trying to steal my penis |
| 2004-08-05 14:15:03 |
MC-GuySmiley` |
<zoOt> I WEEL NOT PLAY JOOR BEISBOL FOR FREE YANQUI!! |
| 2003-05-13 10:37:19 |
MC|Waldor |
<zoOt> I've seen Guy's wankman, you wouldn't want that thing near small pets fo sho |
| 2004-02-03 11:25:39 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<zoOt> Yes we will go to Pompeii and throw fake lava on tourists. |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
nihil |
<[MC]Zoot> haha MAKE MINE MAMMARIES |
| 2003-05-19 13:08:38 |
MC|Waldor |
<[MC]zoOt> I WILL SUCKLE THIS TEAT UNTIL IT CAN NURSE NO LONGER |
| 2003-05-15 14:16:14 |
MC|Waldor |
<[MC]zoOt> I would totally win Survivor: GHETTO |
| 2003-05-19 10:59:49 |
wizard-we |
<[MC]zoOt> man I wish I was a Jew <[MC]zoOt> I'd put the Jew back into Jewelry |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
nihil |
<[zc]kinslayer> i got everyone in the locker room to sign my stick |
| 2003-05-09 21:13:00 |
mc|workle |
<[zc]kinslayer> is it true that they still hang canadians in texas? :o |
| 2005-02-03 17:08:27 |
nihil |
<[zc]Kinslayer> stevejobs@gaygrapecomputter.com |
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