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| 2004-02-03 11:25:39 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<zoOt> Yes we will go to Pompeii and throw fake lava on tourists. |
| 2004-02-02 15:39:51 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|JoeBravo> brb downstairs practicin harry potter shiz |
| 2004-02-02 11:32:40 |
MC2|Sprocket |
<MC|Workler|code> haha.. I bet my parents were like, "hm.. I bet they find that guy one day cranking it in a porn theater." |
| 2004-01-28 12:02:00 |
nihil |
<MC|Workler|code> you need to be optimistic.. you need to look at the glass as 1/8th full |
| 2004-01-28 11:56:46 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Workler|code> that's either a very small car or a very large mp3 player |
| 2004-01-26 16:03:34 |
MC_Waldorf |
<nihil> oh, I had a REALLY weird dream last night... don't have time for the details right now, but it involved a fake conan o'brien, a one-eyed crow, a picnic in a federal building, and someone hiding inside of a cocker spaniel puppy. |
| 2004-01-26 11:41:08 |
nihil |
verbing weirds language |
| 2004-01-21 18:49:28 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<EscFINN> coulda picked up a drunk finnish tramp this eve... all I would have needed was a cig... or some interest. |
| 2004-01-21 17:01:35 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<nihil> the IRS wouldn't be nearly so large if there weren't extremely specific loopholes for every large campaign contributer written in to the tax code. |
| 2004-01-21 16:22:21 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<nihil> opposable toes, prehensile tail... the things you could play on a pipe organ.... |
| 2004-01-21 16:03:19 |
jb`laptop |
<firenze> i wanted to see bush boobs |
| 2004-01-20 11:34:25 |
MC-GuySmiley |
<nihil> whenever she walks through a room, a trail of $100 bills just sort of floats in the air behind her. |
| 2004-01-16 18:40:20 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC-GuySmiley> the sun is burny... the darkness is soft and inviting |
| 2004-01-15 16:54:00 |
MC_Waldorf |
<nihil> fear of mad cow disease is like #509 on my list of reasons not to eat that. |
| 2004-01-15 14:41:43 |
MC_Waldorf |
<MC|Scoot> you can't spell scrubs without 'rubs' |
| 2004-01-15 14:40:17 |
MC_Waldorf |
<MC|Scoot> the CRAMACK has a Dixie cup dispenser with Ferraris stacked in it |
| 2004-01-15 14:34:33 |
MC_Waldorf |
<MC|Scoot> new year's day was in the 50's.. maybe even 60's, then coldass weatherfronts pimpslapped the funkychill |
| 2004-01-12 12:46:59 |
EscherWRK |
<dubyajay> that job seems like a monkey job....and i'm not qualified <MS> you're not qualified to do a monkey job? |
| 2004-01-12 11:50:42 |
EscherWRK |
<unknown> Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity |
| 2004-01-09 14:46:38 |
MC_Waldorf |
<MC|Scoot> YOU'RE our princess, Wally |
| 2004-01-06 11:43:42 |
MC|Workler|code |
<MC|Workler|code> I've done some post-graduate work in eating myself <MC|Scoot> haha, what part of you tastes the best? |
| 2004-01-05 18:06:44 |
MC_Waldorf |
<MC|Scoot> I wonder if any NASA nerds have named their womens' breasts "Spirit" and "Opportunity" |
| 2004-01-02 14:09:34 |
nihil |
Zombie eat brains, but zombie cannot swallow this injustice. |
| 2003-12-18 17:08:41 |
jb`ded |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> w00t! I won the Toys for Tots contest with the best dressed bear! <MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> "Beary Potter" :) :) :) |
| 2003-12-17 14:06:19 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|BunsenWrk> Just claim that you're really really butch. Oh yeah, and currently have a penis. |
| 2003-12-16 16:08:17 |
MC_Waldorf |
<nihil> it warms my heart to see you people excited about prime numbers. * MC|Scoot hands nihil 13397 tums |
| 2003-12-15 18:28:00 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Scoot> that bear is Lord of the mastershitters |
| 2003-12-11 15:45:35 |
nihil |
Brother, you're on my wiener. |
| 2003-12-08 12:24:48 |
EscherWRK |
<nihil`> it's like downloading a full cd's worth of data from MARS |
| 2003-12-04 18:07:45 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> cool... I spelled vas deferens right |
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