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2013-03-28 08:34:12 jb`fwork <SwedishChef> Mmm my guitar smells like vanilla.
2005-07-18 19:40:48 MC|Scoot <SwedishChef> they've got a snake exhibit here <MC|Waldorf> ... careful. You might be in the personals section.
2006-09-06 16:41:25 mc|workler|code <SwedishChef> this is a family channel <MC|CaMiLLa> boy have you missed a lot today
2005-04-16 20:34:13 MC|BunsenHm <TheFinn> PSP: Lumines rules, but the music on first few levels is as annoying as urkel
2007-09-15 12:14:08 jb`werk <theFINN> Well, I urinated on my macbook, and now it doesn't work
2004-09-01 00:49:16 nihil <The_Governator> Listening to Nixon speak was like a breath of fresh air.
2003-09-21 15:16:09 Escher <topic> #clan_muppet... we put the "dumb" in wisdom.
2003-08-08 02:05:49 Escher <topic_JoeBravo> The Muppet Clan: Fighting the chihuahua and rat terrier menace since 1996
2007-02-02 13:20:09 MC-GuySmiley <toxic`> whens the next monday night quake meeting? :)
2005-07-19 02:24:07 nihil <TwiitCH`> how can anyone have midget angst?
2005-02-03 17:07:14 nihil <TwiitCH`> i dunno if it actually worked or not <TwiitCH`> but it made my face and nads burn a little
2003-07-10 15:17:45 MC|Waldorf[w3rk] <twisted`eq> have u seen the movie bloody sunday? ... <nihil> no, i saw "delightful sunday" instead. it had puppies.
2004-01-12 11:50:42 EscherWRK <unknown> Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
2003-06-04 22:03:11 tr`joebra <UnRu|y> not really cuz bagel is just an energy signature that was created by typing scripts
2003-08-23 23:19:52 Escher <urbandictionary.com> Anorexia is PHAT!
2005-02-03 16:20:16 nihil <Venda> I don't wanna sex him up
2005-06-21 12:01:28 MC|Scoot <vendaface> god, u guys piss me off
2005-06-21 13:56:26 MC|JoeBravo <vendaface> lvl 60 unemployed college graduate <vendaface> i have a trinket that reduces chick's aggro on me
2004-02-25 22:30:21 Escher <vindi> waldo es muy macho
2007-06-26 14:47:25 mc|workler|doc <wizard-laptop> call me old-fashiped
2004-10-28 11:42:33 MC|Scoot <wizard-laptop> death is so freaking beautiful
2004-06-23 16:19:34 MC|Waldorf` <wizard-laptop> i havent had any quotes in a while :( ... i need to be funnier
2005-04-01 14:35:45 nihil <wizard-laptop> link no worky <EscherWRK> sorry, I have Internet Platinum
2003-10-16 15:39:43 MC|Waldorf[w3rk] <wizard-werk-yankh8> i am NOT following any link that immediately follows a conversation about nude Margaret Thatcher
2005-03-09 16:43:46 EscherWRK <wizard-werk> hows the weather there scobr? <MC|Scoot> ever been stabbed in the face with hate?
2003-05-22 10:39:02 MC|Waldor <wizard-werk> hrrm if zoot were a disease...I'm thinking an std of some sort...<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> ZARS
2004-09-02 10:01:55 MC|Scoot <wizard-werk> seen bunsen <wizard-werk> mmmmm bunsen
2004-09-15 15:29:43 MC|Waldorf <wizard-work> avoid the dog penis
2004-03-23 13:10:01 MC|Scoot <wizard-work> did you know that 100% of europeans are retards?
2003-05-14 12:53:45 JoeBravo <wizard-work> GIMME PORN
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