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| 2004-03-04 10:43:15 |
MC|Scoot |
<MC-GuySmiley> what's the french word for "man?" <c|H|u|X> girl |
| 2004-03-04 02:35:19 |
joebravo |
<wsc|north> I woke my gf up one time while I was dreaming, I said "30 seconds" <wsc|north> she said "30 seconds to what" <wsc|north> and I replied, waking up "quad" |
| 2004-03-02 01:19:51 |
joemovie |
<MC|YodaHome> and you just watched Mr Staypufft smash up a city.. and he's close to the michelin guy. so you should get those! <MC|YodaHome> buy those tires or the Michelin man will SMASH YOU! <joemovie> CROSS THE STREAMS! |
| 2004-03-01 15:57:37 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Scoot> IMAP.. YOUMAP.. WEALLMAP for ICEMAP!! |
| 2004-02-29 02:52:29 |
jb`b33r |
<spr0k3t> FORGET THAT CRAP. last time I slept, I lost some databases. |
| 2004-02-26 13:50:12 |
MC|Waldorf |
Muplibs#1: <MC|Scoot> I've yet to open up a [noun] and not get spooged ... <mc2-sprocket-chatty> maybe if I'm more gentle when I open it? ... <MC|Scoot> peeling the [noun] away very very slowly seems to help ... <mc2-sprocket-chatty> i spose I could try to [verb] the [noun] prior to opening.. |
| 2004-02-25 22:30:21 |
Escher |
<vindi> waldo es muy macho |
| 2004-02-25 16:58:49 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|Scoot> well, desire to get laid aside.. I think we as a channel are being way too hard on these women's faces |
| 2004-02-24 11:25:21 |
EscherWRK |
<MC-GuySmiley> man, i got the toots! |
| 2004-02-24 09:51:31 |
D` |
<jb`passion> i must have ky! |
| 2004-02-23 10:28:50 |
MC|Workler|code |
<NiTe`> his favorite line is he thinks he's having sympathy gas or something and then rips one. <NiTe`> it's great |
| 2004-02-19 18:15:21 |
jb`passion |
<Memn0ch> I saw your resume for our desktop support position, but VP is wanting me to look at peeps with certs <MC|Scoot> I picture little candy easter bunnies with breath mints |
| 2004-02-18 14:15:49 |
jb`wtf |
<MC|YodaWork> have you tried grinding/snorting? |
| 2004-02-17 15:58:31 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
[13:55] <p0cah0ntas1> boy.. thats alot of sucking |
| 2004-02-17 15:53:33 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC|Scoot> hey, I'm trying to drum up some traffic for the ol' corporate interteat |
| 2004-02-15 18:24:54 |
jb`ded |
<Lambadomy> I am so good I had to quit the muppets because they were holding me back |
| 2004-02-15 03:21:23 |
Escher |
<joebravo> releasing too much of a harmful gas into the atmosphere <MC|YodaHome> that's turkish food for ya... |
| 2004-02-12 14:07:20 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<EscherWRK> instant click assassinations could technically be infringing on Amazon.com's patent |
| 2004-02-11 16:02:19 |
MC|BunsenWrk |
<MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> my woodshadow is in a different state than stat's |
| 2004-02-11 14:33:47 |
firenze |
<MC|Workler|code> that was some quality fleeing action though |
| 2004-02-11 13:40:04 |
mc2-sprocket |
<EscherWRK> Microsoft warns of "critical" flaw it found out about six months ago <[zc]Kinslayer> it's called 'XP' |
| 2004-02-10 12:25:56 |
EscherWRK |
<nihil> RDRam isn't waterproof. You'd have to rebuild using SDRam. See the following website |
| 2004-02-09 19:33:42 |
MC|Waldorf[w3rk] |
<MC-GuySmiley> oh man, have i got some heinous gas right now... <MC|Homeler> something heinous from the anus |
| 2004-02-09 18:54:17 |
jb`ugh |
<MC|YodaWork> my regExp shit will pwn you cursing little cocksuckers!! rawr! |
| 2004-02-09 18:36:04 |
jb`ded`werk |
? MC-GuySmiley aims his ass at MC|Homeler |
| 2004-02-09 16:03:32 |
EscherWRK |
<MC|Workler|code> I'm thinking with the advances in cg, they could make an incredible Breakin 3: Electronic Boogaloo |
| 2004-02-05 15:56:14 |
MC|Workler|code |
<EscherWRK> I was going to make a sticker of calvin peeing in a toilette, just because you never see those. |
| 2004-02-03 23:25:12 |
jb`grrr |
<MC|Statler> german for sucks ass <MC|Statler> I have never farted more in my LIFE |
| 2004-02-03 22:51:19 |
Statler|knoppix |
* MC|YodaHome slaps jb`grrr around a bit with a large trout | <p0cah0ntas> trout? why trout |
| 2004-02-03 12:14:42 |
EscherWRK |
<EscherWRK> Jesus has been using a Linux workstation for about two and a half years at Nokia and for much longer outside of work. |
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