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2011-05-10 12:14:42 d` <@jb`werk> woohoo! crotchspawn has left the building
2017-01-05 20:07:17 nihil <@joebravo> time for an ass pillow
2008-12-23 13:45:08 nihil <@KingpinMC|Work> yo queiro el nino
2011-05-24 07:51:21 d` <@MC-GuySmiley> That elbow to Stevenson's crotch and no foul call took the wind out of the whole Mavs team, seemed like.
2018-11-28 19:09:31 nihil <@MC-Yoda> your banana was strong
2019-12-09 18:42:32 grumbles <@MC_Waldorf> humans are weird.
2011-05-22 09:02:57 d` <@MC|BunsenHm> I'm in the future! BTW - the world didn't end. But Y2K totally did ruin us. But it was covered up by the vast right-wing conspiracy.
2009-03-10 16:41:26 MC|Scobr <@MC|CaMiLLa> I have class tonight! <@MC|BunsenHm> You have shitloads of class!
2010-05-25 09:43:38 nihil <@MC|CaMiLLa> I'm writhin around
2010-05-25 16:40:24 d <@MC|CaMiLLa> ok boys I have class tonight....need to mental prepare! bah! <@MC|CaMiLLa> mentally too <@MC|Waldorf> mental looks like hentai if you read it fast
2010-05-28 14:57:12 d` <@MC|CaMiLLa> still ridiculous though since I constantly print photo sessions! <@MC|UncleHef> quit printing your porn
2011-03-06 15:41:55 d` <@MC|Dorfbot> Kim got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
2009-11-13 18:07:36 nihil <@MC|Escher> I've been trying to attack a 1 scotch problem with 0 scotches
2010-05-26 09:47:01 d <@MC|Scoot> 1.21 JIGAWATTS
2011-08-22 20:50:50 nihil <@mc|statler> man I'd hate to get knouted to death
2009-03-24 19:56:34 nihil <@MC|Waldorf> argh.. .f this:55 *** MC|Waldorf (~waldorf@Muppet.Clan.on.EnterTheGame.Com) has left IRC (Quit: Leaving)
2015-02-17 22:29:14 nihil <@MC|Waldorf> do you have other fetus-infested desserts?
2010-07-23 20:01:16 nihil <@MC|Waldorf> Eureka! sorta...
2011-05-04 09:51:32 d` <@MC|Waldorf> finnish him
2016-03-15 23:15:36 MC|BunsenHm <@MC|Waldorf> Florida's 99 delegates go to Trump. Dear younger me: you're not going to believe this shit
2010-03-03 09:50:55 d` <@MC|Waldorf> give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, some chocolate donuts, and a great big bag of money
2012-03-08 11:04:24 d` <@MC|Waldorf> HABOOB <@nihil> it doesn't sound like it's blowing too much here.
2016-06-23 14:06:38 MC|Bunsen <@MC|Waldorf> headless played with me a bit at last lan :)
2011-03-02 15:50:27 MC|DearthNadir <@MC|Waldorf> I just had a stroke of genius. Are you ready? Open your mouth, baby birds, cause Mama's about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler.
2017-01-19 06:26:29 MC|Bunsen <@MC|Waldorf> I put it on my weiner and chased Kim around the house
2015-09-17 15:15:12 MC|BunsenHm <@MC|Waldorf> if you have no daughters, make them for your sons
2011-01-19 09:37:36 d` <@MC|Waldorf> jb: I KISS YOU ON MOUTH
2014-01-29 10:16:41 MC|BunsenHm <@MC|Waldorf> nice cock
2011-04-25 09:29:25 d` <@MC|Waldorf> that grocery list is cropped :) http://mademelaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/grocery-list.jpg <@nihil> IT IS YOU WHO ARE CROPPED
2016-07-08 08:42:59 MC|BunsenHm <@MC|Waldorf> yeah, I heard about a guy with a Jeep that had a Zune and left it on his passenger seat.. by the time he realized what he had done and came out of the store, it was too late... 6 more Zunes were there.
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