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| 2014-09-28 15:34:50 |
MC|Waldorf |
<nihil> just turn the cyclist upside down, and that was me. |
| 2014-08-15 12:15:14 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC-GuySmiley> there's always a dive bar |
| 2014-08-15 08:07:27 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> i'm not sold on the idea of OKCupid. maybe if it was AMAZINGCupid. |
| 2014-08-05 21:07:18 |
nihil |
<@MC|Yoda> if it can't cause brain damage, it's not hail |
| 2014-07-17 23:37:17 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<MC|Yoda> oh man. i disgust myself |
| 2014-07-17 23:37:13 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> i'm familiar with the consequences of romantic involvement w/ shiner |
| 2014-04-16 07:02:02 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> youtoob is trying to sell me lysol. It's like google can smell my apartment |
| 2014-03-04 09:16:42 |
MC|Waldorf |
bagel: OH GOD NO! |
| 2014-02-13 23:37:15 |
MC-GuySmiley |
joebravo: only one taco quote? for shame |
| 2014-02-01 23:16:26 |
nihil |
<@Escher> I never finish anything anym |
| 2014-01-29 10:16:41 |
MC|BunsenHm |
<@MC|Waldorf> nice cock |
| 2014-01-28 13:00:06 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|BunsenHm: I could never get enough work out of Brandi or Troy. I was all "GO MILK THE COWS" and they were all "we don't have cows". |
| 2014-01-20 20:22:08 |
MC|Waldorf |
<nowaregirl> well... i have this rather large sequoia up my ass, so i dont dance |
| 2014-01-17 17:26:39 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|UncleDeadly: at my age, I wouldn't be looking for a MILF. More like 24YROLDILF. MC|BunsenHm: 24 year old girls have a wonderful vapidity about them. Kinda like how a rock can be really nice to look at. |
| 2014-01-10 20:48:53 |
jb`home |
<MC|SwedishChef> All I need is spotted dick. |
| 2014-01-09 07:24:53 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC-GuySmiley: after which, she probably went home and masturbated with a firearm |
| 2013-12-31 17:26:49 |
jb`home |
<nihil> what do doctors use pp for? <nihil> to test for drugs! |
| 2013-12-16 12:32:35 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|BunsenHm: I guess I wouldn't believe anything if it wasn't for my Lucky Astrology Mood Watch. |
| 2013-12-08 11:19:06 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|Yoda> hah.. rabbits poopin all over my yard. it's like somebody opened a box of cocoapuffs on an ice rink! |
| 2013-11-14 23:02:19 |
jb`dallas |
<MC|Yoda> mothaerfuk |
| 2013-11-13 16:27:21 |
MC|Waldorf |
MC|YodaWRK is now known as MyAss |
| 2013-10-31 07:28:50 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> twitter pun @DCpierson My biggest concern about self-driving Google cars is the uncanny valet. |
| 2013-10-19 20:30:49 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC|Bunsen> Ah. ï¾ But still, that can suck hard. ï¾ And not the good suck. |
| 2013-10-15 07:24:01 |
MC|Waldorf |
<nihil> I frequently wish that I didn't have to pretend to be a respectable member of society. |
| 2013-10-04 21:37:24 |
nihil |
<@nihil> how long is the drive to TBA, anyway? <@MC|Waldorf> TBD |
| 2013-10-04 08:04:10 |
MC|Waldorf |
<EscherWRK> but some thongs dont need to be said |
| 2013-09-20 07:21:38 |
MC|Waldorf |
<MC-GuySmiley> enlightenment was a hobby unto itself |
| 2013-09-10 08:54:43 |
MC|Waldorf |
EscherWRK as long as you keep the small shits in place in each area and then you can compress around the transitions and it will look better overall |
| 2013-09-09 10:37:04 |
EscherWRK |
<MC-GuySmiley> crap & naked outside and there's 2 creepers by my door. <MC|Waldorf> from a certain point of view, maybe you're the creeper. |
| 2013-08-23 20:52:57 |
MC|Dorfbot |
<nihil> letting your kid get measles does not make me emit little hearts. |
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