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2004-08-18 17:27:57 Escher <MC|Workler|code> even better, I have a prostate infection! * MC|Scoot breaks out the champagne
2004-08-18 17:28:07 Escher <MC|Workler|code> the medical term is prostititus, or infection of the prostitute
2006-02-02 08:54:29 Escher <MC|Scoot> look, if we can't play a round of superacro, then the terrorists have already won
2006-01-19 19:13:32 Escher <MC|Waldorf> get the extended warrant just in case
2005-12-19 14:21:42 Escher tortreviewhil: and you'd better hope you can get those pod bay doors open!
2005-12-06 11:19:58 Escher <MC|Scoot> there's a NEWER Zealand?!
2005-01-11 19:40:28 Escher <MC|Workler> You're working hard to put food on your family.
2005-08-07 22:49:45 Escher <MC|Statler> ugh I can't believe I just said destroy's | <MC|Scoot> what's with all the possessiveness?
2004-12-14 15:23:12 Escher <nihil> fire is a tool, like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator
2005-08-18 19:10:58 Escher <lamby> I liken the pvp servers to manhattan island in "escape from new york"
2004-11-22 19:38:40 Escher <MC|BunsenWrk> Defragging? Is that when you unkill someone? * MC|BunsenWrk goes on an unkilling spreee
2004-11-22 13:31:39 Escher <MC|BunsenWrk> Whoa... You guys have a NOC Commander? Does he get to wear a uniform?
2005-08-23 19:28:49 Escher <nihil> you get to live in his closet <MC|Waldorf> does it have broadband?
2005-08-25 00:37:46 Escher <MC|Workler> plus, my legs itch
2004-10-31 15:19:57 Escher <MC|Scoot> Alan Greenspan was a clarinet major at Juliard
2005-05-02 12:54:11 Escher <nihil> THAT'S A LOT OF ICE CREAM!
2005-04-30 16:44:32 Escher <MC|BunsenHm> Man, I'm glad I'm not trying to learn English. "Kick ass" = good. "Ass kick" = bad.
2005-10-07 00:36:50 Escher <MC|Scoot> I'd like to hit the O in Fogo de Chao
2005-02-22 19:19:37 Escher <nihil> find out what patcher Raggedy Andy uses. He's a patchin' fool
2005-12-05 10:11:09 Escher <blue> "being a man is so awesome b/c we are powerful. and we dont have sweater puppies that, while intriguing, lead only to moral decay."
2003-06-08 00:38:46 Escher we have armadillos in our trousers!
2005-08-31 17:02:30 EscherFINN <firenze> i am curious about the shark and gator situation
2005-05-09 17:56:12 EscherWRK <MC|Waldorf[w3rk]> ah... I can almost walk there from here <nihil`> you might want to. I don't know where my pants are.
2004-04-06 16:27:41 EscherWRK <D`> kill and money are all u need
2005-06-06 12:56:08 EscherWRK <nihil> I'm not interested in uncensored puppets.
2005-05-24 17:43:32 EscherWRK <MC|Scoot> you go, urlfriend
2005-05-09 17:59:29 EscherWRK <MC|YodaWork> note to self: do not bleach my poop
2004-01-12 12:46:59 EscherWRK <dubyajay> that job seems like a monkey job....and i'm not qualified <MS> you're not qualified to do a monkey job?
2004-03-10 15:08:05 EscherWRK <MC|BunsenWrk> Tomorrow is Egg Retrieval Day! Nichole has 21 folicles that are to be retrieved, injected by my little guys, and then 5 to 6 days later we'll put some of them back in. <MC|Workler|code> I quickly decided that this movie could never be made now
2008-08-21 17:47:17 EscherWRK <MC|Uncle_Hef> fine if you like funky shit on your screen, <jb`werk> funky shit? <MC|Uncle_Hef> from your fingers, fool
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