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2025-06-06 09:15:09 eschx Yoder: you gonna print me a wood-nut?
2025-02-04 09:22:24 eschx Yoder: big nuts are still sensitive
2024-08-05 15:15:33 eschx Yoder: plenty of kinks to work out.. but when i'm not home, I use far less power
2024-06-22 23:26:18 joebravo "<MC|Yoda> also had to craft a condom out of this blue glove"
2023-06-21 12:24:04 mc_waldorf <eschx> south is a lie from big compass
2023-01-09 21:23:59 joebravo <nihil> Personally, I don't erase. If I make a mistake, I burn the whole page and choke down the ashes to remind myself of the consequences of failure.
2022-06-23 23:20:11 MC|Waldorf <nihil> pretty sure it's 'huge success', at least according to these notes I found, which smell vaguely of deadly neurotoxin.
2022-04-10 22:12:45 MC|Waldorf <nihil> have the chickens complained that you're spying on them?
2022-03-25 13:13:08 joebravo <MC|Waldorf> r o fucking l … I just got carded at Chuy’s
2021-02-04 11:33:54 nihil <MC_Waldorf> I recant my raucous laughter
2021-01-20 12:00:59 MC|Waldorf <joebravo> i've seen him both have his mask below his nose and have it above his mouth. <nihil> he's used to the ones with zippers.
2020-11-23 15:12:30 nihil <esc> probably abrasive on my nozzle
2020-10-12 16:18:28 MC|Waldorf <nihil> I tried to talk to someone about Pyrrhic victories once, but it wasn't worth the cost.
2020-07-20 17:44:47 joebravo <@esc> So, I was on amazon searching for Plutonium...
2020-06-04 23:18:19 grumbles <Yogurt> i don't know what color/finish you were going for. But if the goal was to make a poopswitch, congrats. you made a poopswitch
2019-12-09 18:42:32 grumbles <@MC_Waldorf> humans are weird.
2019-08-03 23:09:56 MC|Waldorf <nihil> our earliest quotes are teenagers :|
2018-11-28 19:09:31 nihil <@MC-Yoda> your banana was strong
2018-11-27 23:38:40 MC|Waldorf <joebravo> still looking for the bottom
2018-11-10 08:07:34 MC|Waldorf <grumbles> and all it took was choosing not to read "for outdoor use only" on the packaging of the stuff I used to do it.
2018-08-16 05:55:24 MC|Waldorf <nihil> if there's a better way to learn multiplication than the threat of being thrashed about the head and shoulders by robots, I haven't heard about it.
2018-04-25 05:42:49 MC|Waldorf <MC-GuySmiley> I can re-use that hole
2018-02-28 22:52:57 MC|Dorfbot <MC-GuySmiley> how do they acquire these mooches?
2017-11-03 18:34:39 nihil <@MC|YodaHome> k, buttsprayer received
2017-10-10 13:23:49 MC-GuyWorkley MC|Waldorf: I feel like I've gone from fairly independent / left-leaning to ... wtf is wrong with our democrats waaaaay over there to the right?
2017-10-04 05:23:22 MC|Waldorf <joebravo> that foul tip to the balls looked painful
2017-09-21 13:51:01 MC-GuyWorkley <MC|Waldorf> weird point in history: I still haven't installed drivers for my mousepad.. however, Joshua's shoes are currently charging via USB.
2017-09-19 06:43:31 MC|Waldorf <MC|BunsenHm> So when it ploooped, it REALLY ploooped.
2017-09-15 07:53:53 MC-GuyWorkley <MC|Bunsen> And then I got married and had to sell it. Nichole seemed more important than cold beer. <MC|Waldorf> live and learn
2017-08-29 14:01:37 jb`home <MC|Bunsen> FUCK FUCK FUCK!
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